The sun has barely risen over U.A., but inside the main building, chaos is already brewing.
The Missing People Report
Present Mic bursts into the faculty lounge like a man who's lost his homework, his wallet, and his sanity at the same time.
Present Mic: "NOBODY PANIC BUT ALL MIGHT, AIZAWA, THIRTY STUDENTS, AND NEZU HAVE DISAPPEARED!"
Vlad King drops his protein shake.Cementoss stops mid-stretch.Midnight looks up from her coffee.
Midnight: "…this better not be a USJ prequel event."
Cementoss: "Are we under attack?"
Vlad King: "Did an entire class get kidnapped?!"
Before anyone can panic further—
The front door slides open.
Aizawa walks in.
Followed by:
All Might
Yagi-Toshinori-But-Big Mode
Class 1-A
Chihuahua Bakugo in Aizawa's arms
Nezu, drinking hotel-grade coffee with pure bliss
Midnight's jaw falling open
Present Mic screaming again
Staff Reaction to the Returned Group
Aizawa walks into the room like a man who has aged 20 years in one night.
All Might walks in stiffly like someone who just experienced cosmic-level nonsense.
The students walk in like survivors of a natural disaster.
Shoto whispers:
"Father will assume I did something."
Jiro mutters:
"I want to lie down for a month."
Mineta looks like he passed through heaven and hell and came back worse.
Yaoyorozu's hair is frazzled.
Kirishima looks traumatized but also hyped.
But EVERYONE freezes when they notice the Chihuahua.
Midnight points.
Midnight: "…why is Bakugo a dog?"
Vlad King whispers:
"Is that… him?"
Aizawa deadpans:
"Yes."
Present Mic bursts into laughter.
Chihuahua Bakugo screams in squeaks so violent that the fur stands on end.
All Might's Identity Accidentally Revealed
Recovery Girl waddles in.
Recovery Girl: "What happened to all of you? And why is All Might looking like he hasn't slept since the Stone Age?"
Silence.
Because the students start whispering —
"One For All…?""All Might's quirk is in a jar?""Property of Yagi Toshinori…""Wait—Yagi Toshinori is All Might!?"
All Might tries to smile reassuringly.
It does not work.
Alex Returns One For All
Back in the Infinite Hotel lobby, Alex's avatar materializes.
He looks at the shelf.
There sits the jar labeled:
"ONE FOR ALL – PROPERTY OF YAGI TOSHINORINO REFUNDS."
Alex freezes.
Alex: "…oh.Canon."
He opens the jar.
It behaves like he removed the cap from a soda bottle that was shaken for seven centuries.
BOOOOOM
The quirk EXPLODES out of the hotel like a heat-seeking missile.
Cut to U.A.:
All Might is mid-sentence—
All Might: "Young Midor—"
WHAM!
A glowing comet of pure quirk power SLAMS into his chest.
It throws him backward 30 feet, blasts him through a wall, and creates a dust cloud.
Present Mic screams.
Midnight spits out her coffee.
Aizawa sighs.
Chihuahua Bakugo cheers in squeaks.
All Might stands up slowly, trembling but whole, glowing from the quirk re-bonding with him.
Then Alex Removes the Temporary Stomach
All Might pats his torso—
All Might: "Wait… what is—"
POP.
The temporary stomach disappears.
All Might deflates instantly back into Small Might.
The students scream.
Nezu sips his coffee.
Nezu: "Oh goodness. This hotel might be my new favorite place."
The Students Explain The Hotel
Principal Nezu leaps onto the conference table.
Nezu: "QUIET!Let the students explain."
And boy, do they.
Iida:
Gives a perfectly chronological, overly formal breakdown.
Uraraka:
Explains the smells, the infinite space, the non-Euclidean geometry.
Todoroki:
Explains the experience with zero emotion.
Jiro:
Explains the cosmic nonsense.
Mineta:
Cries.
Kirishima:
Explains the SPARRING and how manly the Hive Units were.
Tokoyami:
Speaks in dramatic metaphors about the void.
Izuku:
Writes so fast the pen is on fire.
Chihuahua Bakugo:
Screams.
Aizawa:
Presses the annoyance-button three times until everyone stops talking.
33.7 – Staff Conclusion
Recovery Girl rubs her temples.
Recovery Girl: "You all found an extradimensional hotel run by an immortal omniversal entity."
Aizawa:
"Yes."
Midnight:
"And it turned Bakugo into a dog."
Aizawa:
"Yes."
Vlad King:
"And it stole then returned One For All?"
Aizawa:
"Yes."
Present Mic:
"AND YOU ALL JUST WALKED OUT LIKE THAT WAS NORMAL?!"
Aizawa:
"I didn't have a choice."
33.8 – Final ReactionsNezu
Giggling:
"We must study this place."
Aizawa
"No. We must avoid it."
All Might (Small Might)
"I… I need to lie down."
Students
"Never again…""Well, maybe again…""Actually it was kinda cool…""Except the dog thing…"
Chihuahua Bakugo
"RRRRRRRRRRRRRR— squeak."
