The Infinite Hotel's lobby is finally calm.
Chihuahua Bakugo sulks in the Puppy Pound.
Aizawa is dangerously comfortable pressing his "Annoying Button."
Nezu is already drafting seventeen reports and three lawsuits.
All Might is trying not to look at the jar containing One For All.
Izuku is on page sixty-seven of his breakdown.
Alex claps his hands (or… the sound equivalent of a clap from a 10'11 faceless avatar).
Alex: "Okay, everyone. Field trip's over. Time to go back to your universe before your teachers develop ulcers."
The class reluctantly forms a line.Aizawa drags the still-muzzled Chihuahua Bakugo behind him like a misbehaving balloon animal.
Ochako whispers,
"Is this a dream?"
Izuku whispers back,
"If it is, I want to wake up somewhere less stressful."
The Exit Door Appears
Alex manifests the exit — a sliding glass door labeled:
"THANK YOU FOR VISITING THE INFINITE HOTEL.PLEASE COME AGAIN.PAY YOUR BILL FIRST."
Everyone files out one by one, returning to the dimly-lit early morning sidewalk that leads toward U.A. Academy.
It's silent.
Then—
Everyone Realizes Where They Are Standing
Midoriya squints.
Izuku: "Wait… we're on the path to school."
Iida adjusts his glasses.
Iida: "This was… directly blocking the U.A. commuter pathway??!"
Aizawa pinches the bridge of his nose.
Aizawa: "You're telling me… the infinite extra-dimensional hotel…materialized ON the sidewalk?At student traffic level??"
Chihuahua Bakugo tries to snarl.It comes out as a tiny, furious squeak.
All Might looks at where the hotel used to be.
And then—
Alex Realizes the Problem
Inside the lobby, Alex pauses.
The students had walked directly onto the hotel.There are probably dozens of U.A. students who haven't arrived yet.Meaning…
"Oh crap."
With a snap, the entire Infinite Hotel shudders — not dangerously, more like a giant building stretching its cosmic back after a nap.
The Hotel Teleports a Few Feet to the Left
To the outside world, it simply slides aside like a building politely stepping out of the way.
To the students:
A cosmic rumble shakes the sidewalk.
Three lampposts bend backward like they've seen something unholy.
Mineta screams and jumps into Kirishima's arms.
Even Nezu looks impressed.
The hotel now stands neatly beside the sidewalk instead of directly on top of it.
A polite neon sign lights up:
"NOW NOT BLOCKING TRAFFIC."
A beat of silence follows.
Then Alex's voice echoes faintly from the lobby walls:
Alex (echoing): "Sorry about that.Spatial accuracy is difficult before breakfast."
Everyone's ReactionAizawa
"I'm not paid enough for cosmic nonsense at 6 a.m."
Nezu
Smiles in a way that terrifies 99% of the student body.
"Fascinating. A polite extradimensional building."
All Might
Stares at the newly revealed sidewalk.
"Young people today… have unusual commutes."
Izuku
Is too overwhelmed to speak. He just nods repeatedly.
Kirishima
"This is… uh… manly?"
Todoroki
"I don't think that word covers it."
Chihuahua Bakugo
Screams furiously in squeaks.
Alex Watches Through the Lobby Window
He watches them file out, groaning as the hotel detaches from the sidewalk like a cosmic Roomba avoiding obstacles.
Alex: "Note to self:Stop appearing directly on people's walk routes.It's rude."
The hotel lights dim.
Alex demanifests the avatar.
And for the first time, U.A. gets a moment of normalcy.
…until the hotel door reopens for the next universe.