POV: The Infinite Hotel (Alex's Avatar)
Alex leads the group toward the Dining Hall, which folds into existence like origami transforming midair. The walls stretch, curve, and then correct themselves in a fractal-like pulse.
The students gasp.
All Might tries to gasp but forgets he doesn't have lungs that function normally.
Alex snaps his fingers.
A stomach manifests inside him.A fully working digestive system.Made for gourmet food.
All Might clutches his abdomen.
"I… feel… hunger… for the first time in YEARS…"
Izuku faints again.
⭐ THE DINING HALL
The doors open.
Inside:
Endless banquet tables
Infinite Torchiko-inspired foods
Hive chefs preparing dishes with godlike precision
Aromas so powerful they nearly knock the students unconscious
Alex gestures casually.
"Breakfast is served. Please enjoy."
Chihuahua Bakugo charges forward screaming—
"OUTTA MY WAY YOU FREAKS—I'LL—"
He skids to a stop.
His food is on the floor.
In a labeled bowl.
A dog bowl.
The label:"Bakugo."
With a tiny explosive skull decal.
The class loses their minds.
Kirishima literally falls over laughing.
"BRO—NO WAY—NO WAY—BRO—YOU GOT DOGGED—LITERALLY—!!"
Bakugo shrieks:
"YOU—YOU—TALL—FACELESS—FREAK—I'LL—I'LL—I'LL BITE YOU—!!"
Alex pats his Chihuahua head.
"Good boy. Eat."
Bakugo's rage reaches frequencies only dogs can hear.
⭐ ALL MIGHT EXPERIENCES GOURMET FOOD
All Might picks up a plate of shimmering golden pancakes.He takes a bite.
He freezes.
He stops breathing.
His pupils dilate.
He whispers:
"I…have never…tasted anything this divine…"
Alex nods sagely.
"That is average breakfast where it came from."
Izuku wakes up solely to scream:
"AVERAGE!?!?!?!?!?!?"
He fainted again.
⭐ NEZU MEASURES INFINITY
Nezu produces a measuring stick, a compass, a slide rule, and a quantum geometry scanner.
He points the scanner.
It sparks violently.
He writes a note:
"Result: Infinity = Infinity + (non-Euclidean nonsense)."
He nods.
"As expected."
Aizawa sighs deeply.
⭐ AIZAWA AND THE BUTTON OF ETERNAL REGRET
A student starts to climb a wall that is also a floor.
Aizawa presses the button.
The class collapses from the horrible sound.
A few seconds later, another student gets too excited.
Button.
Collapse.
Another tries to touch a wall.
Button.
Collapse.
After the 500th press, Aizawa stops smiling.
Alex observes.
Aizawa mutters:
"…I hate these kids."
Alex mutters:
"These kids might secretly enjoy this level of chaos."
Nezu hums.
"I've suspected masochism before."
All Might, mouth full of pancakes:
"I do not disagree."
Izuku, waking up:
"I'd do anything for training—anything at all!"
Alex internally:
"Kid, you puppeteered your whole body with Blackwhip once.You are not okay."
⭐ KIRISHIMA ASKS THE QUESTION
"HEY UH—MR. HOTEL SIR—CAN WE SPAR IN HERE!?"
Alex turns.
"No."
The class sighs.
"But—" Alex adds.
Everyone freezes.
"Sparring is not technically violence.It is training.And training is allowed."
The class SCREAMS.
Chihuahua Bakugo screams louder.
"PUT ME DOWN—PUT ME DOWN—LET ME FIGHT—I'LL BITE KIRISHIMA—I'LL—I'LL—I'LL WIN—I ALWAYS WIN—!!!"
Alex calmly continues:
"However:No property destruction.No lethal strikes.No Quirk-enhanced explosions in enclosed spaces.And if Bakugo bites anyone, he gets the cone of shame."
Bakugo stops.
"…Cone of… what?"
A floating hologram appears.
A glowing, oversized dog cone.
Bakugo yelps in primal terror.
⭐ THE TRAINING ROOM
Alex opens a door.
The interior glows.
Inside:
A gravity-controlled dojo
Infinite terrain-generator
Hive sparring partners wearing padded armor
A scoreboard labeled "Pain is Temporary. Training is Forever."
Midoriya starts spiraling again.
"This—this—this place—could completely rewrite training—OH NO—OH NO—OH NO—THIS IS TOO MUCH—TOO MUCH INFORMATION—THIS IS—THIS—"
Uraraka pats his head:
"Breathe, Deku…"
Alex steps forward.
"Welcome to the Training Hall.Please aim all masochistic tendencies here."
Aizawa massages his forehead.
Nezu smiles a god-smile.
Chihuahua Bakugo barks at a Hive sparring partner.
All Might attempts stretching for the first time in years.
Everything is chaotic.
Everything is confusing.
Everything is perfect.