POV: Shouta Aizawa
Aizawa stands in the doorway of the Infinite Hotel with Class 1-A behind him, all of them vibrating with curiosity, panic, or Chihuahua-shaped fury.
He tries to speak.
"Listen—"
Chihuahua Bakugo shrieks:
"PUT ME DOWN OR I'LL EAT YOUR SHOES—!!"
"…We are entering in an orderly—"
A student runs past him screaming.
"…fashion—"
Another follows, excited.
"…STOP RUNNING—"
Someone slips into a sideways hallway that should not exist.A girl floats upward because gravity rotated diagonally for no reason.
"…Why did I get out of bed today…"
Alex materializes next to him.
"I can fix this."
Aizawa hesitates.
"…Really?"
Alex nods.
"No. But I can make it worse in a way that makes you happier."
Aizawa perks up slightly.
"…Go on."
⭐ THE ANNOYANCE DEVICE OF POWER
Alex reaches into empty air, pulls out a small, round object with a single button on it.
"Press this. Go ahead."
Aizawa presses the button.
Nothing happens.
He blinks.
"Did it malfunction?"
Alex shakes his head.
"No. You can't hear it. That's intentional. But your students can."
Aizawa slowly turns around.
The entire class freezes.
Every student recoils in horror.
The Chihuahua Bakugo yelps, paws covering his ears:
"WHAT IS THAT!? WHAT IS THAT GOD-AWFUL HELLISH SOUND!? TURN IT OFF!!!"
Tenya Iida begins vibrating.
Uraraka drops her pamphlet.
Mineta curls into a ball.
Kirishima cries actual tears.
Momo looks like she's reliving a childhood trauma she didn't know she had.
Midoriya instantly curls into a fetal position.
Aizawa looks at Alex.
"…What did you just give me?"
Alex's voice becomes almost reverent.
"The most annoying sound in the Omniverse.Legally allowed.Technically harmless.Perfectly safe.Deeply unethical—but in a loophole way."
Aizawa looks at the device like it is the Holy Grail of Classroom Management.
Alex adds:
"With great power comes great responsibility…to absolutely abuse this.As long as no physical harm is caused, it is legally fine."
Aizawa smirks.
"…This is the greatest day of my life."
He presses the button again.
Every student collapses.
⭐ INSIDE THE HOTEL — INFINITE CONFUSION
The interior bends space like a Rubik's Cube undergoing a nervous breakdown.
Some hallways go diagonally upward
Some go sideways into fractals
Some go into rooms that contain… more rooms
And gravity occasionally flips like it's bored
Even Nezu pauses.
"…Oh, this is delightful."
Uraraka floats into a ceiling that is also a floor.
Midoriya takes frantic notes:
"This geometry is—this is—this is IMPOSSIBLE—this should BREAK GENERAL RELATIVITY—WAIT NO THIS DOESN'T EVEN USE RELATIVITY—THIS IS—THIS—"
He passes out again.
⭐ ALEX'S "CLARIFICATION" (ENSURING MAXIMUM CHAOS)
Nezu asks:
"Where exactly… are we?"
Alex responds cheerfully:
"Outside your universe.Outside your time.Outside your dimensional constraints.Inside an infinitely expanding hyperstructural extradimensional complex that technically shouldn't exist."
The class collapses again.
Iida tries to stand back up.
"S-Sir… did you just say… we are OUTSIDE OF SPACE!? OF TIME!? OF—??"
"Yes," Alex says happily."Please enjoy the complimentary chaos."
Aizawa presses the annoying button again.
Students scream.
⭐ THE ALL-MIGHT REVELATION
All Might stands in his muscular hero form, staring at the swirling bottle on the shelf labeled:
One For All — Property of Toshinori Yagi
There is a sudden, collective realization in Class 1-A.
Twenty pairs of eyes widen.
Nezu sips tea.
Aizawa sighs.
Midoriya tries to faint but is already unconscious.
Uraraka whispers:
"…So… All Might's quirk… has a NAME…?"
Iida, trembling:
"…A-And he is… Yagi… Toshinori…?"
Momo covers her mouth.
"Did we… just… learn All Might's secret identity… from a bottle label?"
Kirishima looks at All Might.
"Dude… are you… okay?"
All Might stands tall, heroic, and calm, even quirkless.
"Young ones, fret not! I was quirkless once before! I know how to be a hero without it!"
Alex nods approvingly.
"I like this one. Very stable. Ten points."
Midoriya wakes up just in time to panic:
"ALL MIGHT—YOU'RE QUIRKLESS AGAIN—BUT IN YOUR MUSCLE FORM—HOW—WHAT—WHY—WE NEED TO FIX THIS—WE NEED TO—WE—!"
He spirals into a meltdown.
All Might pats him gently.
"Don't worry, young Midoriya. This is not the worst thing that has happened to me."
Alex cheerfully adds:
"This is true. He's had far worse."
⭐ CHIHUAHUA BAKUGO CONTINUES LOSING HIS MIND
"GIVE ME BACK MY QUIRK, YOU FACELSS GIRAFFE—!!STOP PETTING ME, ROUND FACE—!!DEKU STOP TAKING NOTES—!!I SWEAR TO GOD—!!I WILL BITE EVERY ONE OF YOU—!!"
He bites Kirishima.
Kirishima cries.
Ejiro: "WHY DOES THE CHIHUAHUA HAVE SHARK TEETH!?"
Alex shrugs.
"I did not give him those. That's just Bakugo."
⭐ NEZU ASKS THE NEXT QUESTION
Nezu points upward.
"What happens if we wander too far?"
Alex smiles.
"Oh, nothing terrible.You'll simply get lost in an infinite extradimensional space,collapsing into an endless cycle of hallways that loop into themselves."
The class screams.
"Unless…" Alex adds.
They freeze.
"…you stay near me."
They sigh with relief.
"…Or unless you forget which direction I am."
They scream again.
Aizawa presses the annoying button.
Students collapse.
Aizawa's eyes gleam with joy.