"Urgh..."
My head hurts... feels like it's about to explode.
I looked around just to realize that I had bigger problems than head ache to deal with.
Where am I ? I thought.
It's white as far as my eye can see. I couldn't distinguish the ground from the sky, it's just white, a white void. There was no floor, yet I was standing on something solid.
"Hello..." Someone said, I thought it was my imagination.
Am I dreaming? The last thing I remember was running back home and then...
"...excusese me" The voice called me.
I think I know what happened.
"Stop ignoring me!"
By the way, who's the idiot interrupting my monologue?
"You're thinking of something rude aren't you?" The voice said.
Holy crap! I got jump-scared after paying attention to what was in front of me.
Some dude was standing in front of me the entire time. 'I didn't notice him'– is what I'd like to say but, I knew that he was there the whole time, I just pretended that he didn't exist because this guy because he looked ridiculous.
Standing in front of me was a grown-ass blonde man with blue eyes and long hair, cosplaying an angel. Of course I'd pretend someone like him doesn't exist.
He was about to say something, however, I reflexively kicked him in his crotch before sweeping his legs to break his balance, putting him on the ground.
"Ghaaa!" He yelled out in pain.
The angel guy was squealing and rolling on the ground, I was starting to feel bad for him.
"Damn it!" He cursed, "I deserve a raise for putting up with idiots like these!"
"Yo. Old man," I finally addressed him after organizing my thoughts "it's your fault for kidnapping me, y'know what I mean?"
"Who would want to kidnap an idiot like you? Besides, I am an angel, not an old man! Like I said: Your soul doesn't belong to earth and I'm here to send it to its right place. Didn't we just get over that part !?"
Poor guy, he's still holding onto his crotch, to think that it still hurts… I thought, paying no attention to his rant.
"Don't you dare look down on me! Just answer my question!"
"I umm... don't remember anything?"
"Liar! How can you say that after strangling me with my own halo!"
"Sorry, Mr. Zefith. I really didn't mean to kick you in the face against a concrete wall"
"So you do remember everything! I knew it!"
Oh crap, he found out! I thought, after apologizing for something totally different.
That's right, I do remember EVERYTHING!