"Urgh..."
My head hurts... feels like it's about to explode.
Where am I ?
It's white as far as my eye can see. I can't distinguish the ground from the sky, it's just white- a white void.
"Hel.."
Is this a dream?
The last thing I remember was running back home and then...
"..se me"
I think I know what happened.
"Stop ignoring me!"
By the way, whose the idiot interrupting my monologue?
"You're thinking of something rude aren't you"
Holy crap! Some dude was standing in front of me the entire time, I didn't notice him- is what I'd like to say but, I knew that he was there the whole time, I didn't want to pay attention to this guy because he looked ridiculous.
Standing in front of me was a grown, blonde man with blue eyes and long hair cosplaying an angel, of course I'd ignore him.
I was about to say something, however, I reflexively knee kicked him in his crotch before sweeping his legs.
"Ghaa!"
The angel guy was squealing and rolling on the ground, I'm starting to feel bad for him.
"Damn it! I deserve a raise for putting up with idiots like these!"
"Yo. Old man," I finally addressed him after organizing my thoughts "it's your fault for kidnapping me, y'know what I mean?"
"Who would want to kidnap an idiot like you? Besides, I'm am an angel, not an old man! Your soul doesn't belong to earth and I'm here to send it to it's right place, didn't we just get over this part !?"
Poor guy, he's still holding onto his crotch, to think that it still hurts...
"Don't give me that pitiful gaze! Just answer my question !"
"I umm... don't remember anything?"
"Liar! How can you say that after strangling me with my own halo!"
"Sorry, Mr. Zenfith. I really didn't mean to drop kick you against a concrete wall"
"So you do remember! I knew it!"
Oh crap, he found out.
That's right, I do remember EVERYTHING!