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Su Qinglan sat cross-legged on the grass, holding the chubbiest tiger cub she’d ever seen. “Aww… Look at you,” she whispered, booping its tiny nose. “So cute I could eat you up...” A sudden shadow loomed over her. “What’s so good about this stinky cub?” a deep, amused voice asked. She blinked up… and froze. Towering above her was a tall tiger beast man, his golden eyes narrowed in a lazy, predatory smile. “Let’s have ours,” he said. Su Qinglan’s brain short-circuited. … Ours? OURS?! Before she could process, in the next moment she was hoisted up onto his broad shoulder like a sack of grain and carried straight toward the cave. Su Qinglan was so choked by the suddenness of it all… she forgot to even complain. *** Su Qinglan’s knees knocked together as she stared up at the enormous serpent. Its cold, red eyes narrowed, the flick of its tongue tasting the air between them. “D-Don’t eat me,” she stammered, hugging herself. “I...I’m not tasty… really, I’m stringy and full of… uh… bad cholesterol.” The snake’s head lowered until it was mere inches from her face. Her fox ears twitched wildly. And then, before she could blink...its massive body shimmered, scales turning into bronzed skin and lean muscle. Standing before her was a man so breathtakingly handsome that Su Qinglan’s poor fox eyes watered just looking at him. Su Qinglan swallowed hard, her tail fluffing up in panic. “I… I…” Her voice cracked. Okay, new problem… the snake is hot. She squeezed her eyes shut. “If you… if you really want…” She blurted, her face burning, “…y-you can… take me.” *** One moment Su Qinglan was fighting with the zombie king with all her might. Boom! The next, she woke up in a bizarre beast world… inside the body of a lazy, pampered, fat local tyrant everyone hated. The “original” Su Qinglan had been an arrogant, scheming villainess who spent her days bullying weaker beast women, chasing after handsome males, and terrorizing the tribe kids. Now, thanks to fate’s twisted sense of humor, Qinglan had inherited the body and the bad reputation. But honestly? Being fat in a beast world was still better than starving in the apocalypse. At least here, she could eat. The only problem? In this world, men weren’t just men, they were beastmen. Tall, strong, dangerous… And apparently, every beast woman was expected to have several husbands. The catch? The “original” Qinglan’s antics had scared away every decent male within a ten-mile radius. Armed with her apocalyptic survival instincts, a sharp tongue, and a mysterious system that suddenly activated... "Binding with host…" "Congratulations, host, for successfully arriving in the beast world." Qinglan decided she wasn’t going to cry about fate. If she had to live here, then she’d live big, literally.

After transmigrating to a world where humans and Pokémon coexist, Logan starts on hell difficulty: buried in massive debt, living in an empty house, and stuck raising a “money-eating beast” that devours its own body weight in food every single day — Munchlax. Just when he’s about to head to a construction site to haul bricks and scrape by, the [God-Level Pokémon Appraisal System] awakens! When others look at Pokémon, they see: level, type, base stats. When Logan looks at Pokémon, he sees: potential, hidden ailments, and the [Fate Threads] that determine their entire lives! Appraisal target: Machop. Audience: “This Machop has a great personality.” Logan: “No. It’s born rebellious (Black), a natural fighting prodigy. Send it to the Saffron City Dojo. Don’t keep it at home!” Appraisal target: Oddish. Audience: “Just toss it. Pokémon like that are everywhere.” Logan: “Toss it? This is a future Poison-type queen with the [Fragrance Mastery (Gold)] tag. Once it evolves, it comes with a healing aroma. You couldn’t buy that for any amount of money!”

The first thing he realized when he opened his eyes was simple. This was not his room. And this was not his body. Reincarnation? A second chance? No. He was no hero. In his previous life, he reveled in destruction. He had taken a life without remorse. If there was justice in the universe, he should have fallen into hell—not awakened in a luxurious manor a century into the future. Outside the massive glass windows, a suffocating green mist swallowed the world. Toxic fog. A ruined civilization. A future shaped by the greed of powerful men. This wasn’t salvation. It felt more a like punishment. Alone in an isolated estate, abandoned by a distant father and overshadowed by gifted siblings, the body he now inhabits belongs to a forgotten fifth son—rich, neglected, and conveniently invisible... Perfect. No one would notice if he wasn’t the original anymore. While searching for answers, he discovers something familiar. A game. YGGDRASIL. A name pulled straight from a novel he once read. Coincidence? Fate? Or something far more sinister? With unlimited funds and nothing holding him back, he purchases the most advanced full-dive system and requests a custom character—one that goes beyond the game’s normal limits. And when he finally logs in… He does not create a hero. He becomes something else. ------- Warning : This story contains BL (Boys’ Love) and yaoi themes. Some readers may not feel comfortable reading this type of content, and that’s completely fine. Everyone has different preferences. If this genre isn’t for you, please feel free to skip it. However, I kindly ask that you refrain from leaving hateful or disrespectful comments. Let’s keep the space respectful for those who wish to enjoy the story. I hope you enjoy reading it, and thank you for understanding and for giving this story a chance.

I thought I was chasing his elder brother but end up falling for his younger brother my enemy.

[Horror Game Developer : My games really aren't that scary!] I hate horror. From the skittering sounds of footsteps racing behind me, to the soft yet unnervingly cold whispers curling around my ears... All of it. I hate it. So much so that I start puking whenever I reach a certain threshold. And yet, I am a Horror Game Developer. A crappy one at that. So, given my lack of ability, I decided to quit. And yet... [Congratulations, you've been selected for the Horror Game Developer System!] Nope, I don't want it. Let me quit. ※ Note : Your world might experience some changes. But don't worry! It's part of the game! *** This is a story about a game developer who hates horror, but has no choice but to develop games scary enough to traumatize people. You want to curse me for making you piss your pants? If that's the case, who do I curse? *** An SCP inspired story with its own twist! Discord : https://discord.gg/FK7ZQU3b9p

I transmigrated into the Previous Era of Honkai Impact 3rd, but my system arrived 50,000 years too early. [Mission: Witness Kiana’s enrollment at Chiba Academy] "System, let me ask you: What year does Kiana actually enroll?" [Current Era, Year 2013] "And what year is it for me right now?" [Previous Era, Year 2012] "Then tell me, with a 50,000-year time gap standing in the way, where am I supposed to find the 'Main Trio' to complete this mission?!" [Scanning... Raiden Mei detected.] Looking at MEI, who was just officially verified by the system as "Raiden Mei," Lucius suddenly had an epiphany. "A true powerhouse never complains about their environment. If the conditions to complete a mission don't exist, you create them." "Kevin, put on this Chiba Academy girl’s uniform. From today on, your name is Kiana." "What 'Previous Era'? This is clearly the Current Era!"

Welcome to the wildest corner of the internet. A world where logic gets roasted, common sense gets kicked in the shins, and laughter reigns supreme. Meet Kade, the silver-haired YouTuber with too much confidence and not enough self-control; Dr. Flex, the overly dramatic “doctor” whose medical degree might be from a cereal box; And Viviana, the sharp-tongued intellectual queen who could debate a rock and still win. Together, they form the most chaotic trio to ever open a camera and say, “So, let’s talk about the world.” From the horrors of math to the mysteries of pets, from the philosophy of being ugly to the tragedy of off-brand items, these three will dissect humanity, one hilarious rant at a time. Every episode is packed with insane energy, emotional nonsense, and real-world truth that hurts a little too much. It’s comedy. It’s chaos. It’s therapy disguised as stupidity. So whether you’re a long-time survivor of “The Story Is Very Human” or a new recruit stumbling into this circus, sit down, relax, and let your brain cells take a break. Because in this world, every opinion is loud, every moment is absurd, and every story ends with someone (usually Kade) regretting their life choices. This isn’t just a book— it’s a global roast session. And when they say they’ll talk about everything, they mean everything. "Comrades, Let Me Tell You Something", The internet’s favorite disaster trio is here, and they’re about to make you laugh harder than you should.

Born with her soul divided, a girl grows up living two lives. One half exists in modern-day Romania—fiery and strong-willed—while the other lives quietly in ancient China, shaped by tradition and restraint. As she grows older, the two halves begin to merge, sharing memories and emotions across centuries. When the merging nears completion, the girl from the 21st century is pulled through time into ancient China, where she is given a single, dangerous purpose: to keep the emperor away from a woman whose love is destined to bring about his death and the fall of the dynasty. As she struggles to understand her merging soul and her place in history, she must decide whether fate can truly be changed—or if becoming whole comes at a devastating cost.

A top assassin dies after killing his own boss, and instead of staying dead like he should, he wakes up in a cultivation world that feels like it came straight out of every cliché he’s ever heard about. Broken meridians, bullied by clan members who look down on him, a father who gave up on him for a younger brother with better talent, and an engagement annulled with a beauty… or maybe not that trope. Nothing special. Just unlucky. When he finally decides to leave the clan and find his own path, he discovers something strange about himself. People drop attributes while doing things, and for some reason, only he can see and interact with them. A cultivator repeatedly tempering his body leaves behind things like— [Strength +6] [Stamina Recovery +8] [Body Tempering Progress +5%] An alchemist wasting herbs and ruining pills over and over drops— [Alchemy Talent (Low)] [Herb Identification +15] [Pill Stability +7] A swordsman practicing the same technique until his hands go numb drops— [Sword Muscle Memory +9] [Blade Intent Fragment] [Combat Awareness +4] And when someone dies, the drops become even more ridiculous— [Strength +321] [Death ×3] [Physique Fragment: Jade Bone] [Incomplete Cultivation Insight] All of it can be picked up by him. He doesn’t need cultivation talent, bloodlines, or a master’s guidance, because while others spend years training, comprehending, and risking their lives for small improvements, he collects everything they leave behind, whether it’s stats, techniques, talents, physiques, or even professions. In a martial world where effort, talent, and luck decide how far you can go, his path is simple. Let others work. He’ll take the results.

In the year 202X, Portugal becomes the stage for a new Grail War. They call it the Virgin Mary War, a mystical distortion linked to the third vision of Fátima, which promises to grant any wish—even at the cost of plunging the world into apocalypse. Seven Masters, chosen without warning, are drawn into the ritual. Seven Servants, heroes and legends plucked from history and myth, are summoned to fight. Among them, a protagonist who knows nothing of magic, but who, in desperation, summons the one the Portuguese called "The Desired King." Now, in a country bearing the scars of the past and uncertainties about the future, the battle for the Holy Grail reignites. Heroes from different eras confront each other not only with swords and spells, but with the ideals they defended in life: freedom, faith, ambition, revenge, justice, survival. And at the heart of this war, the eternal question remains: "Who deserves to rewrite history?"

To gain popularity, I have to hide my vest and jump back and forth between the black and red party~ ... Note 1: There’ll be OOC and the character's interpretation might not be correct. Some original characters in the world’s settings, playing for fun and all. (more wines and police officers, a few original cases) Note 2: There will be a lot of personal subjective thoughts in the article. If you have any parts that you don’t agree with, please stop the loss in by clicking the arrow on the upper left corner in time. Thank you for your cooperation. Note 3: The style is mixed between comedy and tragedy… you’ve been warned Note 4: This is a fan fiction, I don't own the characters belonging to the comic. I only made a few original characters for the sake of the story Note 5: I made this more for myself and for fun so eh, don't expect too much

Brad and Chad—two classic college frat bros—are partying hard one day when a beer-clink flash transports them from their frat house into a high-fantasy world already “saved.” The Demon King was defeated years ago by a legendary hero party, but those same heroes absorbed too much of the Demon King’s corrupting essence and became tyrannical rulers, now known as the Black Moon. They oppress kingdoms, burn villages, enslave populations, and enforce their rule.

Have you ever felt like you wanted to live a new life as someone else? Have you ever desired to experience a new life without the limits that our daily lives always put us through? Have you ever had the crave for adventure and to soar across endless horizons? Brand New Life Online, a new Full Dive VRMMO promised to make all these dreams come true. Said to be a brand-new experience at life, an incredibly realistic game and acclaimed to be fantastically complex yet simplistic enough for just anybody to understand and enjoy, this virtual reality game quickly took over the entire world of video games, with new players soaring the tens of millions in its first year of launch! Elayne, a young mother, is suddenly thrown into this game because she wanted to reconnect with her daughter, but she’ll quickly find herself delving into endless conflicts, fights, action, and a world filled with history and mysteries… Will our protagonist be able to progress through these challenges all while taking care of her farm, protecting the forest, and also seeking her daughter? Who knows? Maybe she’ll even end up defeating a World Boss! Over 100000 Words available for FREE! Daily Chapters

Benji Forster was just a gay man in Chicago nursing heartbreak from his cheating ex and binge-reading BL to cope—including one Guideverse manhwa he absolutely hated. Then he died after a heated robbery. Instead of heaven, hell, or peaceful nonexistence, Benji wakes up in a different universe—inside the body of Ambrose Hale, the very Guideverse protagonist he couldn’t stand. As if that isn’t bad enough, he’s saddled with a sharp-tongued system called Aura, whose idea of “help” involves dragging him every chance it gets. Benji thinks he can survive transmigration. Until a young boy appears at his door. Claiming to be his son from an alternate timeline. Now reborn as Ambrose, Benji must juggle raising a child he never planned for, hiding world-breaking secrets, and completing his system’s ultimate mission: Seduce the Guideverse! One dangerously hot Esper at a time. And failure? Yeah, that's a no no.

After a fatal heart attack, a lifelong fan of Friends wakes up in 1994 Manhattan inside the body of Gunther,n the story, the "New Gunther" possesses several distinct supernatural abilities that help him navigate his second chance at life in the Friends universe. These powers typically manifest while he is working as a barista: Color Infusions: By concentrating on achieving "perfection" while brewing, Gunther can infuse drinks with specific emotional boosts that manifest as different colored lights: Blue: Boosts confidence, focus, and stability in the drinker. Yellow: Provides a sense of hope... Layered Infusions: Gunther can combine up to two colors simultaneously for nuanced effects, such as combining Yellow and Pink to provide warm hope to a heartbroken Rachel. Passive Glimpse: A vision power triggered while making coffee that allows Gunther to see a person’s future, usually showing events that will occur within the next 24 to 48 hours. Refined Presence: A passive ability that gradually and subtly improves Gunther’s physical appearance, posture, and "presence" over time, making him more appealing and noticeable to those around him without the change being jarring. Tagged Search: A powerful but costly ability that allows Gunther to see a vision of a specific, crucial future event related to a "tag" he focuses on (such as business opportunities). Using this power causes a medium-level headache and has a seven-day cooldown period. Fateful Encounter: A once-a-month guaranteed meeting with a romantically compatible partner that Gunther can choose to pursue. Im uploading this into royalroad.com .

“Only Haki can stand above everything else.” This was the supreme creed of the Great Route’s gold-medal lecturer, “Hundred Beasts” Kaido, a truth worshipped by countless people. But Roy did not agree. “Then let me ask you this... If there were an ability user who could analyze and collect all Devil Fruit powers, and who was unaffected by Seastone or seawater… couldn’t he rely on Devil Fruits alone to reach the pinnacle of this sea?” To prove his belief, Roy took action. Many years later. The Red Line, the Holy Land Mary Geoise, was engulfed in raging flames. Above Pangaea Castle, the one responsible stood calmly in the sky. A pristine white Marine cloak fluttered violently in the wind. “Are you going to make an enemy of the world?” The World Nobles demanded. Roy only bared his teeth in a grin. “Wasn’t I already an enemy of the world?” He smiled. Those who followed him stepped forward from behind. The figures at the front caused the entire scene to fall into dead silence. Everyone recognized them. They were the terrifying powerhouses who had risen suddenly to fame across the seas in recent years. Among them were assassins, revolutionaries, pirates, merchants, doctors… Without exception, they were all top-tier ability users, and all belonged to the same organization. It was said that this organization had a mysterious leader, the most dangerous criminal on the seas today. And now, the truth was obvious. “Y-You are…” The new legend of the Marines. The most dangerous criminal on the sea. From the very beginning, the two had always been the same person. His name was... Roy·Amos.

Dual Cultivation is an art. The more you focus on doing the art, the worse it becomes. Only when doing it becomes part of the art itself, does one truly experience it to its fullest. You will know you understand only when you can't tell the singer from the song, dancer from the dance, and the daoist partners from the dao. This is true enlightenment in the art of dual cultivation ... The 'Naked Sword Art' is a personal skill of mine. It isn't perfect yet, but I believe it will one day be the greatest dual cultivation technique known to man. I am the fucker of mothers, stripper of daughters, and the bane of all men and husbands alike. I am a blind dual cultivator. . . . [ Tags ] R-18 | Mature | Adult | Smut | Harem | Ecchi | Hentai | NSFW | Netori | Blowjob | Anal | Sex | Threesome | Foursome | Hardcore | Feet | Thick | Thicc | Milf | Gilf | Choking | Out doors | Humiliation | Nymph | Bdsm | Fetish | Dual Cultivation | Action | Demon | Handsome MC | Weak to Strong MC | Antihero | Comedy | Wise . . . https://discord.gg/SFyWcze **Art work is not mine. If you want me to take it down please contact me**

The Cat Between Us Xu Jin, a reckless second-generation young master, runs away from his wealthy family in a burst of stubborn rebellion. Determined to prove he can live independently, he buys an apartment, armed with nothing but confidence, a skateboard, and absolutely zero life skills. Meanwhile, Liang Chen, a gentle literature professor, lives quietly next door with his lively grandmother. Their home is calm, tidy, filled with tea fragrance and old books — the opposite of Xu Jin’s chaotic new life. Their paths collide in a pet shop when both try to buy the same white male kitten. A ridiculous bidding war ends with Xu Jin winning the cat, much to Liang Chen’s frustration. Neither realizes they will soon be neighbors — until moving day brings the shocking discovery that they live separated by only one wall. Xu Jin names the kitten Yunhu, and immediately learns that independence is far harder than imagined. He can’t cook, can’t clean properly, and now has a mischievous cat destroying his apartment. Next door, Liang Chen is endlessly annoyed by mysterious crashes, meows, and the unstoppable chaos leaking through the wall — yet secretly, he finds himself wanting to meet the kitten he cannot touch. As days pass, Xu Jin’s unhealthy eating and exhaustion catch up to him. One night, he collapses near his open doorway, too weak to seek help. Yunhu escapes to the corridor and scratches at Liang Chen’s door, leading the professor to discover the half-conscious Xu Jin on the floor. With his grandmother’s help, Liang Chen rushes the taller, delirious young master to the hospital in the middle of the night. Bound together by a white cat, thin walls, and an unexpected emergency, two very different lives begin to intertwine — setting the stage for slow healing, reluctant companionship, and a relationship neither of them saw coming

Traveling through the world of One Piece, I unexpectedly became Roger's younger brother. It's hard to imagine that Roger, who is over fifty years old, could have a teenage brother. But while my brother became the Pirate King, I was utterly talentless. Fortunately, at the age of sixteen, I discovered I had a possession system. By possessing Ip Man, I gained the mindset of a martial arts grandmaster. By possessing Gai Nie, I acquired the art of the Hundred-Step Flying Sword. By possessing Li Xiaoyao, I mastered the Shushan Sword Techniques. Think that's all? You're wrong! Pain, Itachi, Ichigo Kurosaki—if I have money, I can possess the spirit of anyone. This is a world where money can make ghosts do your bidding!