Daniel Harper Pritchett was writing:
"In the Bible, there were the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
But my grandparents created something far worse: Evelyn Harper, DeDe Pritchett, Beverly Hofstadter, and Judy Geller. The four sisters.
And somehow, my father, Jay Pritchett, managed to have relationships with two of them - DeDe and Evelyn.
So yeah… 
At least I have four half-siblings: Claire, Mitchell, Alan, and Charlie."
He stopped and screamed in a high-pitched voice, "and we are aweeesome!" But he corrected himself, saying this time with a normal voice, "or, at least, most of us are!"

MC family:
Parents - Jay Pritchett and Evelyn Harper
Aunt Beverly Hofstadter - Leonard (cousin), TBBT
Aunt Judy Geller - Ross and Monica (cousins), Friends
Half-siblings - Claire and Mitchell (Modern Family), Alan and Charlie (Two and Half men). 

Shows:
Modern Family
Two and Half Men
Friends
The Big Bang Theory

https://p@treon.com/Japa_Madrid

Auxiliary chapter for the characters. In the future, I will add at the end some additional characters who have appeared in the fic. There will be characters from other TV shows and Movies, but the core will remain focused primarily on these four shows.


The rest will appear mainly so I don't have to create original characters out of nowhere.


Daniel Harper Pritchett - born January 18th, 1986. He is 17 years old when the story begins in 2003.


Timeline similar to the canon, but 6 years earlier, so it begins in 2003.


Jason Francis "Jay" Pritchett (63 years old)


Gloria María Delgado-Pritchett (37 years old)


Cameron Scott "Cam" Tucker (37 years old)


Philip Humphrey "Phil" Dunphy (39 years old)


Alexandra Anastasia "Alex" Dunphy (13 years old)


Lucas Philip "Luke" Dunphy (10 years old)


Charles Francis "Charlie" Harper (37 years old)


Jacob David "Jake" Harper (10 years old)


Berta's granddaughter, Prudence (16 years old)


Timeline similar to the canon, but 4 years earlier, so it begins in 2003.


Leonard Leakey Hofstadter (27 years old)


Bernadette Rostenkowski (21 years old) – will appear before Canon.


Rajesh Ramayan "Raj" Koothrappali (25 years old)


Joey Francis Tribbiani Jr. (25 years old)


Author note: I'm not worried about making it entirely faithful to the shows or matching the dates perfectly. If you don't like it, just don't read it.


DeDe Pritchett (61 years old), Judy Geller (57 years old), Beverly Hofstadter (59 years old) – Aunts (mother side)


Monica (24 years old) and Ross Geller (26 years old), Leonard Hofstadter (27 years old) – Cousins


Haley (15 years old) and Alex Dunphy (13 years old) – nieces


Luke Dunphy (10 years old) and Jake Harper (10 years old) – nephew


Alan (35 years old) and Charlie Harper (37 years old), Mitchell Pritchett (35 years old) – half-brother


Claire Dunphy (39 years old) – half-sister


Gloria Pritchett (37 years old) – Stepmom


Manny Delgado (11 years old) – stepbrother


1986 – MC born, Evelyn and Jay married


Auxiliary Chapter