Time passed with Felix being in the Fairy Tail guild. Now currently sitting at the counter with a potato in hand. Magic seemed to appear in his hand and peeled the potato making him grin.
"What made you so happy?"
Behind the counter, Mirajane wiped a glass. Due to losing a bet fight with Erza a day ago, she now has to be a waitress within the guild for a day. Which is kind of funny as she now has to smile and resist the urge to beat everyone up for laughing.
"I have created a magic that will make me invincible against 49.9% of the world."
Felix smiled as he made a fun little spell. Well actually he made two spells and a variant of them. So it naturally made him a bit happy as he could foresee a bit of fun because of them.
"Invincible against half the world? What kind of magic did you make?" Mirajane asked as her curiosity grew.
"I can show you." Felix answered.
"I want to see it too."
Levy suddenly appeared as she handed over a mission slip. Behind her stood Jet and Droy with Jet on a crutch and Droy covered in bruises. Confusion filled him as he didn't think Levy took on a combat mission, so he wondered how this happened to them.
"What happened to you two?" Felix asked.
"A small accident on the mission." Jet replied, turning away.
"Jet sprained his ankle as he tried to show off while Droy collapsed an old wall in the village with his magic. He got buried by the wall and we had to dig him out."
"Levy." Both teens cried as she ruthlessly revealed their dark history.
"Oh." Felix lost interest.
Mirajane on the other hand laughed so hard she nearly cracked the counter smacking it. Clearly she found it hilarious and didn't even try to hide it.
"Then let's go. It is not a good idea to release it here or in town." Felix got up.
Leaving the guild, Lisanna and Cana joined them as they spotted the trio. Jet and Droy stayed behind at the guild to rest and recover a bit. So after reaching a small grove next to the lake far from the town and guild with no one around.
"What is up with the secrecy? It's not a lie about the magic to get us here to skinny dip is it?" Cana asked.
Felix just gave her a strange look as to why they would go skinny dipping. The weather hasn't exactly been the warmest lately and none of them were ice mages like Gray. If she is interested in going, he won't stop her, but he doesn't want to join.
"No, but are you guys ready?" Felix said.
"Show us what you got." Mirajane crossed her arms.
Just this one gesture gave Levy a heavy blow as she glanced at the growing Mirajane and her own chest. Lisanna laughed at her friend because of this as she took up a similar pose.
"Alright," Felix said, then snapped his fingers.
"Dress Break."
Rip!
Suddenly the clothes of four girls before him suddenly tore apart. From their outerwear to underwear it was shredded with the biggest piece the size of an infant hand. Most of the pieces were basically too small and only noticeable due to being grouped up on the ground.
It took a moment before the girls to realize what just happened. They had not expected his magic to be like this. Then upon recovering from surprise, their faces flushed red at realizing they were stripped naked in public.
"Felix!" Mirajane shouted as she charged forward.
She wasn't very shy at having her body seen by Felix nor the other girls. The number of baths she had taken with them made her not mind. However, being outside made her very embarrassed and now wanted to beat him up.
"See, it is invincible magic against 49.9% of the world." Felix smiled as he stepped aside from the punch.
"Get him." Cana cracked her hands.
Felix suddenly found himself under attack by the four naked girls instead of being praised for such a fun magic. From punches to high kicks, they didn't hold back in the slightest trying to beat him up.
Luckily this allowed him to try his other new spell.
"Pailingual!"
Suddenly his dodging became smoother under the assault of the four. This is thanks to his magic Pailingual that allows him to create a space and listen to the girls' plans through their breasts.
After giving up in an attempt to beat him up since he was too slippery. Felix decided to pull out some of his backup clothes from his subspace. It wasn't anything big and worked similar to Erza Requip magic.
The biggest issue with this magic though is the lack of ability to store living or edible items within. So at most he carries supplies and clothes within in case of an emergency.
"Your magic is too embarrassing." Mirajane said as she buttoned the shirt.
While she stood there in only his half button shirt, Felix just sat to the side waiting for them all to dress. It is a bit funny seeing them all in his clothes, especially Levy who was smaller. Poor Levy had to roll up the pant legs and sleeves a bit. On the other hand, Mirajane kept fussing with the buttons around her chest as did Cana.
"The shirts are a bit tight around the chest." Mirajane said.
"Is it so might tight or you don't know how many buttons you want left undone?" Felix commented.
Both Cana and Mirajane were actually about similar size to him and besides the shirt lifting a bit around the waist. There shouldn't be any big issue with them wearing the shirts. Neither had chests that far outweigh the proportion of their bodies nor hulking in bulky muscles.
"Busted," Cana laughed.
"Still, Felix, your magic is quite embarrassing and a bit perverted." Lisanna completed sliding on pants.
"Now you know why I say it is invincible to 49.9% of the world." Felix said.
"Is that .1% the ones that don't get embarrassed?" Levy asked.
"Natually." Felix nodded.
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After getting dressed, they quickly left the grove. The four girls ran home to change into their own clothes. It was embarrassing wearing Felix's clothes without anything underneath.
Felix on the other hand decided to store some back up clothes for them in his subspace. While he didn't plan to use a dress break on them. Who knows if an accident might happen in the future so having some back up clothes isn't a big deal.
After he finished up, he returned to the guild and began looking at the quest board. Giving it a light hum, he noticed one that seemed recently posted.
Pulling down a request to aid in Captain Ahab in his revenge quest against a giant white sperm whale. It seems he is determined for revenge against this whale as it took his leg.