The boy could act, Kairo was really good at acting zesty. He used to have male friends in his past, and trust, they would say some shit that would make a gay man wonder if they were gay.
Shit like taking backshots for 1k per backshot and saying the gravitational pull of a black hole will not pull that N#gg# out of me. {A/N not saying nor writing that word, but I assume most people know it.}
And yes, his friends were on the darker side. Who cared? Not him, they were fun to be around and that was about it.
He sighed a bit, he was currently in the middle of dancing in the middle of the ship, don't question it.
Anything to continue the act.
"And one, two, three, four, five," he would say, moving gracefully.
"Get your lazy ass moving, and follow along."
"Yes Boss!" They would say, following him along.
"And un, deux, what was three again?"
"I think it was trois, et après ça, quatre."
He didn't say much about those goons, and thus, as he was ordering his goons around—
One of them suddenly opened his mouth and said:
"Boss! We just got word from Mister 0—he wants all available agents to meet at the Spiders Café in Nanohana!" one shouted, holding a transponder snail.
"Oh, you idiot, we haven't killed Mister 2. If we're not careful, he can kill us too." He really had that shit going on, as if he wasn't the one who had done some devious shit to Mister.
Speaking of Mister 2.
He had gotten slime out, along with the kilo chick and bugger man.
Inside three of Kairo's seals laid three new Devil Fruits, which he shall not be eating, cause fuck nah. As for the child, she was a killer, but he couldn't bring himself to kill her, so she was just knocked out and left on the island. If she survived, heh, if not, oh well.
He wondered how much these Devil Fruits would go for. He had no interest in eating them, all three of them were fresh pieces of ass.
Apart from Wax—that could be useful. But apart from that, come on, he could bench press more than she could be heavy, and the bomb did no damage, not worth losing sleep over.
He wondered if he should slime out Mister 2... well, the guy did nothing to him, so he could stay alive for now.
Being a ninja was tough work, he now had to make sure the Navy knew as little info as possible about them.
Luffy would probably be annoyed if he heard that. The hell you mean his bounty staying at 30 mil because his ninja was doing his job? He wanted to be King of the Pirates, dammit.
Speaking of Luffy, he sure hoped he wasn't doing anything stupid.
Meanwhile, on the Going Merry—
Bon Clay could currently be seen dancing with Luffy and Usopp. Nami looked like she was finna have a seizure watching this scene. What the actual fuck.
"Luffy, why are we letting him free? Kairo said to keep him bound, this is going to blow his cover, you big idiot!" She looked genuinely angry with her captain.
"Will you mess with Kairo's plan?" Luffy asked with a questioning look at Bon Clay.
"I, Bon Clay, will never do such a thing." The man lied through his teeth.
"See?" Luffy said with a smile, looking at Nami.
"Idiot, what if he is lying?"
"He is not. He said he wouldn't, and I trust him." Luffy's smile was truly bright.
Zoro was training, though his gaze didn't really leave the man.
"We just got to keep an eye on him," Zoro said in his usual cold voice.
"Try doing that when he can change faces to anyone we know. You truly are an imbecile, moss head," Sanji said, looking at the pirate.
"The hell you say to me, you damn cook?" Damn, they were truly going at each other's throats.
"You heard me, you lousy swordsman."
Sparks seemed to be flying, and not the romantical kind.
Or maybe it was... The cook and the swordsman sounded like an amazing BL that you, yes, YOU, would read.
Nami looked like she was losing brain cells.
"This damn crew..." She was losing her shit.
Meanwhile, Luffy, Usopp, and Bon Clay were seen dancing. Chopper was still busy studying the pill formulas. Those formulas seemed advanced, and there were some things he didn't understand—not because he didn't know those terms, but more like because they were in another language.
You see, Kairo [David] still wrote in English... this world wasn't that kind of world, so whenever he wrote like that, only he could read those words. But Chopper could roughly make them out, probably something to do with his Human-Human Fruit.
Or simply because it had doodles next to it, like a kid. His eyes would be looking over the doodles more than the actual work.
His mind wasn't on the bullshit the crew was doing.
"Best friendo!" X3
This was Luffy, Usopp, and Bon Clay.
They would reach Alabasta soon.
A/N would you rather watch your parent crack or your girlfriend get cracked.
And to make it better(worse), in this scenario your parents are perfect, supporting loving that good shit and your girlfriend is like the best girl you ever meet, got you giggling and shit.
(Yes I want the choice to be hard.)