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Luffy's eyes would have stars in them, jeez he was easy to impress.
Anyway, he should be able to act like a very fruity man for a bit.
"You can transform into other people?" Usopp would say, to which he would open his mouth and reply:
"Yeah, that's the basic of being a ninja, along with water/wall walking, illusions, making clones, and basic sealing. It's like a basic skill."
Well, to be fair, it was a basic skill for a child during the warring period. Fucking 6-year-old jounin in this bitch.
Anyway, why the fuck was Usopp looking at him like that, and what the fuck was he talking about teaching him?
"Heh, teaching you?" he looked confused.
The boy would nod. Well, damn.
"Not that I don't want to, but it is heavily reliant on Haki, and you haven't unlocked it yet," he said calmly, once more putting them in an illusion to see how the Haki was flowing around his body.
Though this time, it seemed like their Observation Haki was being messed with.
Though Kairo did take some of the fruity man's Haki for this shit, he should be able to keep this form for a while.
"Just make sure he doesn't escape. I will send any info I find on Crocodile back to you," he said calmly.
It was a decent plan, practically no flaw.
"How are you even going to contact us?" Nami would question.
"...I can...teleport."
Oh... yeah, she forgot about that.
She saw the light seal on her back, more precisely somewhere above her tattoo.
"Just in case though," he walked to Luffy, Usopp, Vivi, Sanji, and the reindeer. Even the bird.
And placed his hand on one of their shoulders.
"There, with this, I can teleport to any of y'all at any moment. I can even teleport you to each other. All you have to do is send your Haki through it to ping me," he said calmly.
"How have I never heard of such skills?" Vivi was confused. Everything this guy just showed was stuff that could be very useful, and yet today was the first day she learned about them.
"So with this, I will never be separated from my friends!" Luffy smiled. He seemed giddy.
"Well, you see, last time my people tried to share stuff with humans, they got hunted to extinction and got booted out of our residence at the top of the Grand Line, so I can see why they would gatekeep such skill," Kairo would say, shrugging. Hm, those words came easily to him.
Had this body been hunted by the Marines before he took over or some shit like that?
When he did spawn, he spawned next to a broken boy, didn't he?
Plus, he was hungry, so he was probably being hunted by someone.
The only memory this body seemed to have was of someone named Albert. No fucking clue who that was.
But he seemed important enough to remember.
His memory may be fuzzy, but both his mom and dad were Lunarien.
So he was like a full-blood in that stuff. Oh well, not like it mattered much.
"Sorry," Vivi would apologize. He would be confused—why was she apologizing?
Oh... yeah, that.
"Don't worry, it's no biggie. You didn't know."
"No, I knew. I am sorry, I must have forgotten."
He sighed. She apologized a lot though.
"If you want to make it up to me, I would like if Alabasta was Lunarien-friendly. That will be it."
She nodded her head. Good. Now her guilt should be gone for the most part.
"Just keep him bound and don't cause any trouble," he said.
Luffy would smile.
Kairo felt a chill go down his back, something felt off. It felt like the second he left, some crazy shit was about to happen.
When the zesty man's crew arrived, he acted like the man and leapt onto their ship.
"Have fun, Kairo."
Kairo felt like strangling Luffy as the boy just said some stupid shit like that.
Nami would punch Luffy in the head. Kairo would sigh, still looking like Bon Clay.
"Goodbye, friends," he truly acted like the zesty guy.
"Mister 2, why did they call you Kairo?" one of the crewmates would say.
Kairo would put on his perfect act.
"I suppose you dimwits would not know what that means, but Kairo means sea corridor. This new friend of mine was just referencing where we met... a corridor in the sea."
Kairo would even have the superior look on his face, and the others would just swallow up his bullshit.
Oh yeah, this made perfect sense.
Meanwhile on the Going Merry—
"You almost blew his cover, you idiot," Nami would say, looking angry.
"I was just saying goodbye," Luffy said, holding his head in pain.
"You idiot!" Before Nami could abuse Luffy further, Zoro would point out to the knocked-out Mister 2.
"What do we do with him?"
...
...
...
As Mister 2 opened his eyes, he would notice that he was in some sort of basement. He was tied up with what seemed to be sea prism rope.
"Hey, he's awake!" Luffy would say with a giddy smile.
Bon Clay had no fucking clue what was happening.
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A/N would you rather crack bon clay but he has a girl face, or Ivankov turn your girl into a dude and you crack that.
So it either you know you cracking a dude, or your cracking your girl but she has a dih