After spending an unforgettable night on the deserted island, the Straw Hat Crew set sail once again, heading toward their next adventure.
Meanwhile, Sandy was… fast asleep, snoring comfortably in his usual spot.
The scene inside his dream was beautiful, indulgent, and dangerously intoxicating.
"Oh honey, taste the grapes this wife picked for you..."
The one speaking was none other than Boa Hancock, the Empress herself. She held a fresh grape delicately to Sandy's lips as he reclined on a long chair, gazing up at her peerless beauty.
Her every gesture radiated grace and temptation.
Just as Sandy was about to eat the grape, Nami appeared beside him, handing over a drink with a gentle smile.
"How about a drink after your fruit?"
Sandy nodded with satisfaction. "Hmm, I'll eat the fruit first..."
Before he could finish, Robin's soft voice came from behind as her hands pressed onto his shoulders.
"Lord Sandy, shall I give you a good shoulder massage?"
Sandy was in heaven. "Good, very good..."
Hancock shyly fed him the grape. As soon as Sandy's lips brushed her fingers, her face flushed bright red.
"L-Lord Sandy ate the fruit I fed him! This wife... this wife is so happy! Is this... is this love?!"
Sandy chuckled, pulling Hancock gently toward him. "Don't sit there, you'll catch a cold. Come sit here..."
Moments later, he sighed contentedly. "Nami, Hancock—massage my legs. Robin, keep working on my shoulders..."
Back to Reality
On the Going Merry, Chopper tilted his head as he stared at Sandy, who was drooling in his sleep.
Something was definitely off.
So, Chopper called everyone over.
Luffy scratched his head, then clapped his hands in realization. "Ah! Sandy must be dreaming about tons of delicious meat!"
Usopp facepalmed. "Do you think everyone dreams like you? He's probably dreaming about—"
Before he could finish, Sandy mumbled in his sleep,
"Robin, your shoulder massage is amazing... reward! Nami, a little more strength... yes, right there..."
Sanji exploded. "YOU BASTARD!!"
Zoro rolled his eyes. "He's dreaming, you idiot. Why are you mad?"
Sanji growled, "What did you say?! Even dreaming about that is unacceptable!"
Thwack!
Without warning, Nami smacked Sandy right on the head.
"Unbelievable! Dreaming about me massaging your legs? Do you think I'm your servant?"
Startled awake, Sandy rubbed his head, blinking up at Nami standing over him with hands on her hips and a teasing smile.
"Sandy," she said sweetly, "do you need me to massage your legs? Maybe have Robin handle your shoulders again?"
Sandy coughed awkwardly. "Ahem, if you insist, I'll reluctantly accept."
Nami's smile turned sharp. "How shameless! That'll be a fine of 200,000 Belly! You now owe me 1.2 million!"
"Nani?! You're fining me for dreaming?!"
Nami flipped her hair and walked off, humming proudly.
Luffy, still catching up to the situation, blinked. "Wait... so Sandy wasn't dreaming about meat? It was about Nami and Robin?"
Usopp sighed. "You just realized that? By the way, who's Hancock?"
Luffy's eyes widened again. "Oh! I get it—Hancock must be delicious beef! Hahaha! I love beef!"
Everyone collectively fainted.
Robin, amused, tilted her head. "Hancock? Could it be the world's most beautiful woman, Boa Hancock?"
Everyone turned to her. "The world's most beautiful woman?"
Luffy frowned. "So... not beef?"
Everyone fainted again.
Sanji, trembling with excitement, immediately asked, "Robin-swan! Is that true? Is she really the most beautiful woman in the world?"
Robin nodded calmly. "Yes. She's the Empress of Kuja Island and one of the Shichibukai, ruling the seas of the Grand Line."
"Nani?!"
"The world's most beautiful woman is one of the Shichibukai?!"
Usopp whistled. "And Sandy dreamed of... ordering her to massage his legs. This guy's got guts."
Robin looked at Sandy with curiosity. "Sandy, do you know the Empress?"
Sandy groaned, pulling the blanket over his head. "No! You're all way too nosy. Let me go back to my beautiful dream..."
Usopp smirked. "You're insane. That's a Shichibukai!"
Robin chuckled softly. "Hehehe... Sandy, how about I give you a massage?"
Sandy froze. "N-No need. Can't I just dream in peace?"
Robin's eyes widened slightly—then, realizing what she'd implied, she flushed and hurried away.
The Next Voyage
Days later, the Merry sailed steadily onward. But suddenly, Nami frowned, staring at the Log Pose.
Robin noticed. "What's wrong, Nami?"
Nami held up the Log Pose helplessly. "Is it broken? Look—it's pointing straight up and not moving!"
Zoro asked, "Could it be... that the next island is in the sky?"
Usopp waved his hands. "Don't joke around! How could there be an island in the sky? Nami, your Log Pose must be broken."
Sandy sighed. "This is the Grand Line, Usopp. Don't use common sense here. Ever heard of Skypiea?"
Robin nodded in agreement. "He's right. As a navigator, never doubt your Log Pose. Think about how to reach your next destination instead."
Luffy's eyes sparkled. "Alright! Let's head for the island in the sky!"
Nami twitched. "And how exactly do we get there? Fly?"
Luffy grinned. "Yeah! Fly up!"
Thwack!
"Idiot!" Nami yelled. "Be serious! I don't even know how we'd get up there!"
Sandy crossed his arms. He did know a method—riding the upward sea current, but with such a vast ocean, finding it would be tough...
Just as he was about to suggest searching nearby islands for clues, a massive shadow passed overhead—
And then, wood, debris, and the shattered remains of huge ships came crashing down from the sky!
…
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