BONUS CHAPTER – INTERVIEW WITH A BAD BOY
Bonus Chapter: "Welcome to the Chaos, Kyle"
(The official school podcast special)
Hosted by Tyler blaze
, Fashion king , Drama Hunter, and certified chaos conductor.
[Intro music playing: upbeat, unnecessarily intense pop remix]
Interviewer
"Hellooo listeners and nosy students of West vale university .
Welcome back to_ let's say it .
'WHAT IN THE YA DRAMA IS THE THIS :
( The crowd yells together with Tyler who has a certified smirk on clearly pleased ..)
.
Today, I bring you something so special...
I had to bribe the tech guy with iced coffee just to get it aired."
[Dramatic pause]
"Joining me today… is the walking bad decision in black hoodies...
The boy who made university sexy again…
The mysterious, the sarcastic, the surprisingly rich..."
Interviewer (yells):
"KYLE LEVAN!!!"
( A loud clap erupt ) .
Kyle (flat):
"Hi."
Interviewer ( smile twitches which looked ridiculous now ) .
"That's it? That's the intro you give yourself?"
Kyle:
"I thought my hoodie already said enough."
Interviewer ( leans back on the velvet red chair :
"It did. It said 'I probably steal hearts and forget to text back.'"
Kyle (grins):
"Only half true. I text. Just in memes."
Segment One: "Let's Get Personal, Not Creepy… Unless?"
Interviewer:
"So, Kyle. Rumor has it you slammed someone into a locker this week.
Care to explain or should I start guessing?"
Kyle:
"Would love to say it was over pizza. But nope.
It was someone messing with Raye."
Interviewer (gasps):
"Our very own misunderstood icon Raye??"
Kyle:
"The one and only."
Interviewer:
"So you... like her?"
Kyle:
"I slammed someone into a locker for her."
Interviewer:
"That's not a no."
Kyle (shrugs):
"It's also not a denial."
🎤 Segment Two: "The Lightning Round of Judgment"
Interviewer:
"One-word answers only. Ready?"
Kyle:
"Nope."
Interviewer:
"Too bad. Here we go:
Favorite food?"
Kyle:
"Anything Raye steals off my plate."
Interviewer:
"OMG."
Okay. Favorite hobby?"
Kyle:
"Annoying her."
Interviewer(gasp with a wierd grin ) :
"Describe Raye in one word."
Kyle (pauses):
"Dangerous."
Interviewer (clutching mic dramatically):
"Excuse me while I swoon violently."
🎤 Segment Three: "The Real Stuff"
Interviewer (softly):
"Okay, no jokes.
You've been quiet since forever.
Why now? Why step in for her?"
Kyle:
"…Because nobody else did."
Interviewer:
"She cried after the apology.
Everyone saw. But you were the only one who stayed."
Kyle (quietly):
"She didn't need people to stare.
She needed someone to sit next to her and not make her feel like she had to explain everything."
Interviewer (blinking):
"…Damn."
🎤 Final Question: "Last Words Before the Rumor Mill Explodes?"
Interviewer:
"Anything you wanna say to the people before they start shipping you and Raye in group chats?"
Kyle (smirks):
"Too late.
They're already calling us 'Kaye.'"
Interviewer (snorts):
"You saw that hashtag?!"
Kyle:
"#Kaye4Ever. With the little heart and devil emoji."
Interviewer (chuckles clearly enjoying himself ):
"Okay, final final question."
Kyle:
"Bring it."
Interviewer:
"If Raye's listening right now… what would you say?"
Kyle (leans into the mic):
"…You still owe me a hug.
And I'm not taking store credit."
🎙️ [Outro music – Raye's favorite playlist song playing faintly]
Interviewer:
"Welp. There you have it.
Kyle Levan: secretly soft.
Still dangerous.
Definitely taken by someone who doesn't know she already has him."
"Catch you all next week—when we maybe, probably, definitely interview Raye herself if she doesn't run away screaming!"
TYLER BLAZE OUT.