Hogwarts: Professor Dracula
Dumbledore always believed that Voldemort was the greatest threat to the wizarding world—until a vampire who has lived for over a thousand years showed up at Hogwarts, brandishing the school’s deed.
"A thousand years have passed, and the lease on Hogwarts is up!" Dracula declares. "Headmaster, surely you wouldn’t want your students left homeless, would you?"
Dumbledore asks gravely, "What do you want?"
"Anything interesting," the vampire replies.
Finding the offer simple enough, Dracula decides that the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor sounds rather entertaining. And so, Hogwarts gains a new professor who answers to no one.
“Albus, I don’t think Professor Dracula’s teaching is suitable for the poor children!” McGonagall frets.
“I can’t help it—no one can fire him,” Dumbledore admits.
Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy plots: “My father is on the board. I’ll make sure he gets fired!”
Lucius Malfoy smacks him on the head: “Dracula, ignore him—don’t go firing the board!”
This is the story of a bored, centuries-old vampire seeking amusement in the wizarding world—and finding it in the most unexpected of classrooms.
Table of contents
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Chapter 32 — Snape’s Suspicion2026-03-09 12:02
- 1Chapter 1 — Awakening2026-03-09 00:00
- 2Chapter 2 — Reunion2026-03-09 00:02
- 3Chapter 3 — Coffin Lid2026-03-09 00:03
- 4Chapter 4 — Encounter2026-03-09 00:04
- 5Chapter 5 — Quirrell2026-03-09 00:05
- 6Chapter 6 — Professors2026-03-09 00:06
- 7Chapter 7 — Blood Hotpot2026-03-09 00:07
- 8Chapter 8 — The School Year2026-03-09 00:08
- 9Chapter 9 — The Sorting Ceremony2026-03-09 00:09
- 10Chapter 10 — Dracula's Office2026-03-09 00:10
- 11Chapter 11 — Defense Against the Dark Arts2026-03-09 00:11
- 12Chapter 12 — A Brief Conversation in the Headmaster’s Office2026-03-09 00:12
- 13Chapter 13 — Hagrid’s Little Cutie2026-03-09 00:13
- 14Chapter 14 — A True Agent of Chaos2026-03-09 00:14
- 15Chapter 15 — The Joke2026-03-09 00:15
- 16Chapter 16 — Waiting for Godot2026-03-09 00:16
- 17Chapter 17 — The Real Defense Against the Dark Arts Class2026-03-09 00:17
- 18Chapter 18 — Rolling in the Profits2026-03-09 00:18
- 19Chapter 19 — Youth Is a Blessing2026-03-09 00:19
- 20Chapter 20 — Just Before Halloween2026-03-09 00:20
- 21Chapter 21 — The Mischievous Professor Dracula2026-03-09 00:21
- 22Chapter 22 — The Released Troll2026-03-09 00:22
- 23Chapter 23 — Don’t Tell Anyone Outside That I Taught You Defense Against the Dark Arts2026-03-09 00:23
- 24Chapter 24 — The Impromptu Defense Against the Dark Arts Lesson2026-03-09 00:24
- 25Chapter 25 — Voldemort Plans Another Way Out2026-03-09 00:25
- 26Chapter 26 — The Blank Diary2026-03-09 00:26
- 27Chapter 27 — The Quidditch Match Officially Begins2026-03-09 00:27
- 28Chapter 28 — The Out-of-Control Broom2026-03-09 00:28
- 29Chapter 29 — Harry in Danger!2026-03-09 00:29
- 30Chapter 30 — The Mysterious Black-Haired Boy2026-03-09 00:30
- 31Chapter 31 — Quirrell Clears His Name2026-03-09 12:01
- 32Chapter 32 — Snape’s Suspicion2026-03-09 12:02
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