"So your telling me that you had supposedly accidentally dropped a turd into my universe and it Interfered with my fate which explains why I am here now." I said with an extreme what the fuck look on my face.
An old man with a very long beard nodded while stroking his beard and said calmly "Indeed. That is what happened young nymera, it was a massive one a…"
"I don't want to hear your dookie stories." I said with a sigh as I looked down at my transparent hands.
"I really died" I thought as I opened and closed my hands.
The old man chuckled and said dryly as he continued to stroke his beard "Indeed you have."
I was silent for a moment.
"Why the fuck are you laughing when it's you're fault." I said with a pissed look appearing on my face.
The old man shrugged and snapped his finger.
*PAH*
Suddenly a strange looking orange thing and a round looking slimy bread thing appeared In front of me and asked with a disgusted look on my face "What the hell is that. I've never wanted to throw up so bad in my entire life like I do right now."
"It's called orange juice and bagels." Said the old man with a snicker.
I stared at the strange food for a moment and said with a sigh "Get this shit away from me. I'm from the 50th century, I was born 5000 and died on 5999 and I've never seen such a thing in my entire life."
The old man snapped his finger again.
*PAK*
Suddenly the orange juice and bagel Instantly vanished.
"Anyways who are you." I asked calmly while staring at the old man that continuously stroked his beard.
The old man was silent for a moment. His face unchanged as he suddenly chuckled and said "My name is rob and I oversee crystalline's universe."
The white realm was silent.
"A what universe." I asked with a confused look on my face.
Rob had a deadpan look on his face and cleared his throat and said "Nevermind."
The white realm was absolutely silent.
"What now." I asked calmly as I looked around at the all white realm with nothing in It except me, rob and a tea table.
Rob chuckled and said with a thumbs up as he stroked his beard "Good question. I don't know."
"You dont know….hahahaha." I said while suddenly laughing out of nowhere.
Rob was silent for a moment and suddenly started laughing to "Hahahaha."
"Hahahaha." Said both of us laughing in sync.
The white realm went silent. The atmosphere heavy.
I sighed and asked while rubbing my forehead out of habit from when I was alive and asked calmly "Are you able to send me back to my old world."
"Indeed I am but not in the way that you might think." Said rob calmly as a tea pot appeared in his right hand and a tea cup on to the table and started pouring tea into it.
I was silent for a moment and asked "What do you mean."
"It means that I can but it won't exactly be the same. Are you sure you want to go through with this." Asked rob calmly as he took a sip from the cup of tea as he stared at my soul like appearance.
"If it means I can live again then I will take anything right now." I said calmly with a extremely tired sigh.
Rob smiled and said "You get no cheats and there is only one available lame body in the year of 1820 since he died. Be warned that this isn't the same world like your old one where gifts existed."
"Fuck. I thought I connected my dimensional world to my souls and what are these so called cheats" I thought with a sigh as gestured for Rob to pour me a cup of tea.
Rob grabbed the tea pot and started pouring another cup of tea into a cup that appeared from out of nowhere while saying "I would have but the wheel is down and under maintenance."
"So I get a lame ass body to occupy. None of these so called cheats and I go to a medevial like world…tch" I said calmly while clicking my teeth in disappointment from the feeling of being so defeated all of a sudden.
Rob continued to stroke his beard and said with a shrug "Pretty much. Do you have anyway questions before I send you off."
"A few." I said while rubbing my soul like chin.
Rob nodded and snapped his finger.
*PAK*
Suddenly a plate of weird looking circles and a glass up to all white liquid appeared in front of me.
I was silent. If I had a face it would be ugly right now.
"GET THIS SHIT AWAY FROM." I said loudly with anger.
Rob had a shocked look on his face and sighed while asking "You never had chocolate chip cookies with milk."
"Bruh. My favorite dish is lasagniapakicho." I said with a sigh as I grabbed the tea pot and used it to move the plate and were looking sperm drink away from me.
*Sss*
"Sounds disgusting. Never heard of it." Said rob with a chuckle as he snapped his finger again.
*PAK*
Suddenly the plate of cookies and milk vanished Instantly.
"And how exactly will you hear about food in a place like this." I asked with a confused look on my non existent face.
Rubbed shrug and said while clearing his throat as he stroked his beard "I have other rob friends and we chat through face time on Iphones."
The white realm was silent. My non existent face lost.
"What the hell is a Iphone. Is it something like a nano phone." I asked with a confused look on my face as I Interlocked my soul like finger atop the table.
Rob sighed and said calmly with a wave of his left hand "We seem to have alot of disagreements."
"Dude. I only asked question." I said with a wave of my right hand.
*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*
Suddenly a all white outline of a door opened and revealed a white hallway. a woman in a repairman outfit walked in and said with a sigh "Robert. The cheat wheel should be just fine now."
The realm was silent. Both my non existent and robs face was ugly.
"Wait. So I can get this so called cheat." I asked with surprise and shock.
Rob sighed and said while rubbing his forehead "I already told her she wasn't getting any cheats though."
"It is protocol robert." Said the woman while leaving. The door closing behind her.
*Boom*
Rob sighed and said while snapping his finger "Tch…fine."
"Bruh. Your acting like a child." I said with a sigh.
Suddenly robs face turned piss and said with a smirk while snapping his finger "So you wanna be a smart ass. Take this then and leave."
*PAK
The footing beneath me disappeared. I started falling.
"AHHHHHHHHHH." I said screaming at the top of my lungs as I fell into a pitch black void.
(Rob's POV)
"Fuck, fuck, fuck. FUCK." Said rob loudly with a stressed look on his face as he paced back and forth agitatedly.
"I didn't really mean to throw her into that body but I guess there's no helping it, it's already did and done" Thought rob with a sigh as the floor leading to the pitch black void closed.
Rob went over to a all white wall an opened a door and left down the hallway with his hands behind his back as he thought "I should go cover up this accident with the higher ups and go clubbing with the norse and greek goddesses"
"What a long life. Hahaha." Said rob with a chuckle as his hunched back faded into the all white hallway.
My fate let undetermined as the back of rob disappeared into the white.
…
THE END…