So I died.
Not by truck kun but by tripping on my foot.This is way embaressing then kazuma.Atleast that guy died thinking he did a heroic deed and I just died by tripping and now i am standing in front of God who looks like an average old man who will complain about the slow wifi while sipping coffie in a office.With a pile of document on table that is worse then the situation of naruto in boruto.
"So what we have here.Dear can you say your name?", he said while checking my folder for name.
"My name is D"
"Hmm.. D,D,D .Ok found it.Oh....".
Seeing his expresson made me worried.
Is there any problem with document? Perhaps I commited too many sins.But i didn't commited many sins in my life time.the only major one will be me who made my bestfriend breaking up with his toxic gf by telling her lie.Thats it.Hopefully he wont grab every small sins that i did.
"You're way early than you should be.You shouldn't be here until more then 60 year.You should be able to find a good job,a normal wife and 4 kids.What went wrong? Did ypu commit sucide?"
"No . I just fell from the stairs and the next thing i know Iam in front of you"
"Hmm..."
"So can i go back and live the rest of my life?"
"Umm... no.We cant do it.It will disrupt the natural balance.Hmm..but it also very unfair to you?...Got it .Hey boy what is your faviurite entertainment genre?"
"Umm..I watch anime most of the time.But i also like marvel and dc .I also like fantasy Tv series so not sure."
"So an unsure brat.Your surely making it hard for me.So lets do it like this.I will send you to different universes. All you have to do is gather knowlege from that universe.Easy,isn't it?"
"Are all those universe fictional?"
"Yes."
"Aren't you God? Dont you supposed to know everything happening in the universe?"
"Thats why my office looks like this .Do you have any idea how many universes are there?Infinite.And because of you guys it is increasing every day.YOU Guys write/animate/make a movie of a fiction and that turns into a universe..Plus you gus keep writing fanfics and keep sending a new face to me every other day.I hate it.These guys just want to become a gpd,have a harem and all kind of stuffs making it way more complicated then it should be.You guys keep making lower gods in fictions and then forget about them totally.Dont knowing what to do with them properly.Who has to tackle all that stuff.ME.Giving away systems left and right without thinking that i dont have the time make unique mission for these retards and sometime i even lost track which mission to send to which universe resulting in power system that shouldnt appear in that universe appearing in the universe. "
"And in few of the ff{fanfic} the protagonist go to another universe to complete mission that eventually merge with the universe?what about those?" I asked
"Those are another pain in the ass.From where do you think those systems gets power to operate .Me!.Spital transfers takes a huge amount of energy .Who do you think they take the energy from? And that guy who cross,solve the mission,go home,be happy with the reward.But no .He has to go marry a main heroine that belongs and f up the timeline which i have to tackle later"
"So now what do you need me to do?"
"Just gather the knowlege and live your life.have a wife and kid,upto you"
"Okay.That is easy."
"Easy! Oh hell no. You have to fullfil some conditions:
1)You can not change the timeline means those who were meant to born and die , will born and die no matter what.
2)You need to learn about evey konwledge out there whether its magic or tech or martial art
3)Only your soul is immortal ,not your body,you can age,injure and die and you will feel those pain for real
4)You can keep the memories of the skills that youve learned before before but every universe has a different power system,so you need to modify those skill according to your residing universe "
"IF I love a protagonist? then?"
"For example in dxd i like akeno but in main timeline she is the wife of that pervert issei,she has probably children with him.In that type of situation what to do?"
"Hmmm.....Ok.Since you are doing so much for me,I will allow you to shift one birth per universe.It doesnt mean the person wont be born.It just mean they will be born from a different person as a different identity or a race.But because of that you can only love and marry one person per universe.Mean you will spend your life with her,have kids with her,but if she dies and and you still haven't completed your mission,then you will stay single for the rest of the time.But i will make sure that as much as loyal you're to her,she will also be loyal and devoted to you.Deal?"
"Ok.I like it.but I also need to know few thing.What about racial talent? Take for superman,his power comes from his genetics,his race what about those,like speed force?what about those?"
"For that,take this",God gives me a watch that looks like omnitrix.
"You will just scan them ,And their power will be copied but only those power which can not be learned"
"Then also give slot for 2 companions of my choice.If im not wrong just travelling between world will take us from hundred to thousands of year.I konw you can make it instant but for the love of the adventure give me two slot.Plz make sure whatever we learn will be distributed mong three but not presonal memories and the only cheat skill that i want from you is photographic memory"
"Is that all?"
"Yes."
"Then I grant your wishes and OFF Y,OU GO"
I started falling with the chair and all i could see was darkness.I kept falling and falling untill i hit a steel floor..........
To be continued....[please give me feed back]