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"Cheating?"
Sam let out a cold laugh. Me, Sam, need cheats?
It's Sam, not Sam (Guild Master):"If I could cheat, I wouldn't still be a damn single dog right now!"
Sure, a tiny boost doesn't count as cheating, but seriously, I really didn't cheat!
Assassin Wu Liuqi:"Ohhh! So the mighty guild master is a single dog just like me. How many years has it been?"
It's Sam, not Sam (Guild Master):"Heh heh… (kind smile)"
I'm Not a Pet:"So this is the legendary 'courting death'? Truly, if you don't do stupid things, you won't die."
Eldest Princess of the Kingdom of Arendelle:"Wu Liuqi… never mind. Just… have a safe journey."
Assassin Wu Liuqi:"???"
"Wait! I feel like I can explain this!"
"Ding. Assassin Wu Liuqi has been muted for one hour."
It's Sam not Sam (Guild Master):"I think you should calm down for an hour first."
I'm Not a Pet:"See? This is humanity for you."
Eldest Princess of the Kingdom of Arendelle:"Mr. Kurama, he's him. Don't drag us humans into this, thank you."
Wu Liuqi: "?" "~" "?"
Hold on, when did I get expelled from the human race?
"Ding. The guild master has lifted Wu Liuqi's one-hour mute."
Assassin Wu Liuqi:"Guild master, I was wrong!"
"I surrender! Spare me, Great Guild Master! m(_ _)m"
Eldest Princess of the Kingdom of Arendelle:"This guy is really…"
I'm Not a Pet:"Has zero dignity, right?"
Assassin Wu Liuqi:"Dignity? Can you eat that?"
It's Sam, not Sam (Guild Master):"I give up… you guys win. Seriously."
I'm Not a Pet:"Anyway, I'm actually really curious about what the guild master drew this time. Could you tell us what those items do?"
Assassin Wu Liuqi:"+1"
Eldest Princess of the Kingdom of Arendelle:"I'm curious too~"
As for what Sam had pulled this time, aside from the most obvious items whose names already said everything, like the Underworld Armor, the Hell Sword, a Small Hell Dimension, and Super Regeneration, the rest were complete mysteries.
Curiosity was only natural.
It's Sam, not Sam (Guild Master):"Sure. I was just about to extract everything anyway. If you're curious, come over to the Super-Dimensional Mercenary Guild."
The moment Sam finished speaking, Kurama, Wu Liuqi, and Elsa appeared right at the entrance of the Super-Dimensional Mercenary Guild.
Sam: "Damn, you guys are fast."
Wu Liuqi laughed."Haha, I was just too curious."
Elsa nodded."Honestly, these items are way too shocking."
When she had seen Sam pull out an actual small Hell, she had been completely stunned.
Even if it was small, it was still Hell. And that "can grow" tag at the back made it even more terrifying.
Kurama:"I'm just a little curious, that's all. Just a little."
Hearing that, Sam rolled his eyes."Yeah, yeah, only a tiny bit of curiosity~~"
After roasting everyone, Sam finally turned his attention to the items he had drawn.
"I knew this Super-Dimensional Mercenary Guild wasn't simple, but pulling out so many bug-level items at once is still insane."
Staring at the Underworld Armor, Hell Sword, and Small Hell Dimension on the screen, Sam couldn't help but sigh.
Give these things to anyone who wasn't an idiot, and it would be enough to turn an ordinary person into a warrior with limitless potential.
Unlike Sam, a walking bundle of split personalities and power, Kurama was full of doubts about this so-called mercenary guild. Its brows were tightly furrowed.
"What exactly is this mercenary guild? And what is it really after?"
Having lived for so long, it knew very well that there was no such thing as a free lunch.
Now that the Super-Dimensional Mercenary Guild had handed Sam so many incredible items, its true purpose was probably about to reveal itself.
Wu Liuqi: "Whoa~ This armor is insanely cool!!!"
Wu Liuqi didn't have nearly as many worries as Kurama. The moment he saw the Underworld Armor on the screen, he was overwhelmed with envy, jealousy, and hatred.
Elsa couldn't help nodding either. This armor was seriously handsome. Cool beyond words.
Kurama snapped out of its thoughts and stared at the armor, its mouth twitching.
"Damn it. Compared to this, Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama's armor is just painful to look at."
For a moment, it felt like the ninja world's armor was embarrassingly low-tier.
"Come on, put it on and let us see!"
Wu Liuqi stared at Sam with sparkling eyes, so excited he practically wanted to borrow the armor and be the first one to wear it.
Sam shot him a helpless look.Why are you more excited than I am?
That said, Sam himself had already fallen for the armor at first sight, so he chose to equip it.
Then red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, and purple. Seven gorgeous orbs of light burst out of the screen, floating gracefully around Sam in a slow circle.
The next instant, the seven orbs whistled through the air and rushed toward Sam's body.
Ka-cha. Ka-cha. Ka-cha.
With a series of crisp sounds, the differently colored lights attached themselves to various parts of his body.
In a flash of brilliance, a fully formed suit of armor appeared on Sam. Smooth and seamless, unbelievably cool and stylish, with mysterious blood-red patterns traced across a black base. It looked like something straight out of a dream.
Wu Liuqi:"Whoa! So cool!"
Elsa: "So handsome~"
Kurama: "Hiss… this aura…"
Forget the others. Even Sam himself was so hyped he could barely contain it.
Such powerful armor, this flashy, this cool. It seriously felt unreal.
Then—
Sam: "???"
"Where's my armor? Where did my huge set of armor go?!"
As he watched the armor gradually fade from his body, Sam almost jumped on the spot.
"Hey, Robin, did the Super-Dimensional Mercenary Guild just scam me and take my armor?!"
Robin :"…"
"....."