It was rather clear that the beach wasn't taken care of by a long shot, I could see garbage all underneath the boardwalk along with weird crap in the sand. Yeah, I wasn't going to deal with this shit right now, but I still couldn't find any stairs. That could mean only one thing, they may have removed them due to how messed up the beach was.
With a grimace at that idea, I shrugged and went to jump upwards and onto the boardwalk only to notice that people were not only watching me but also filming. Huh, I guess I was too caught up in my own world to have noticed, but I really didn't care. So with one last ruffle of Arcanines mane, I jumped upwards and so did the worlds best dago.
Since a few of those watching had brain cells, they scrambled out the way, allowing me to land with Arcanine following right after. I took a quick look around to figure out where I was, finding Samantha's Diner, I took a hard left and did an easy glide over to Fugly Bobs a block and a half over.
Arcanine ignored the gawkers as he followed right alongside me because he was the goodest boy around. Before we arrived at Fugly Bobs, I did a quick pat down and discovered that I did in fact not leave my wallet behind. When Arcanine and I arrived, I found that there were still open outside seats and wasted no time in picking a table and having mahh boy wait for my return. I didn't even have to wait in the line because everyone wanted to see the goodest boy.
With a smile, I stepped to the counter and looked her right in the eye, "Let me get five challengers, just the paddies for the world's goodest boy." I said with a thumb jabbed over my shoulder in his direction. "I'll take two of the double paddie meals and make it them large." The cashier was stunned, but I ignored her as I opened my omni-tool. "Hey Tsunade, I'm out grabbing a bite, got you a double paddie, what you want to drink?"
"Huh, lunch sounds great about now, you know what, I'll take a lemonade if they have any," Tsunade replied and I gave the cashier a raised brow look.
She sputtered for a bit before letting me know that they indeed have lemonade at the fountain drink station. Accepting that, I sent Tsunade my current location and got us our drinks while the food got prepared. Walking back outside, I ignored the small crowd that was gathered as I took a seat and stretched out a bit. The air treks on my feet deactivated as the wings folded back into wheels since I was no longer floating around the place.
While I enjoyed the noon day sun, one of the kids bold as brass walked up to Arcanine and pressed his hands against his leg fur.
"He's so FLUFFY!" Was the kids reaction and all I could do was laugh while Arcanine released a chuff. There was no escape for the kid as he received a lick that covered half his body. That was clearly the straw that broke the camel's back because other little kids instantly appeared and gathered around the goodest boy.
A few of the kids were able to climb their way onto mahh boys back before their parents could even stop them. Lucky for them, Arcanine loved kids so they got to enjoy a fun little ride. Retracting my helmet since I didn't need it at the moment, I ignored the gasps around me as I took a sip of my soda. The chair beside me was pulled out and taken as I slid the lemonade over to Tsunade as she joined me for lunch.
When I turned and gave her a smile, Tsunade had a very judgemental look on her features, ohh well. I guess she figured it out, not like I was some master planner anyway. Before I could say anything the Fugly Bob's waiter came out with the food. Arcanine looked torn between wanting to eat and playing with the kids. What sealed the deal was the blop of sauce the waiter poured over the beef paddies with Arcanine putting the kids down and trotting over for his lunch meal.
Not even caring if they would take the bait or not, I went about eating my lunch.
As I finished my fries, I looked up to discover that someone had taken the bait. Blonde chick mixed in with the crowd, a smirk at the corners of her lips, could only be that little shit Lisa. I was certain of my thinker protections, but when she finally noticed, I had noticed her. The girl got spooked and tried to vanish into the crowd. As I thought about it, I got up thinking that if I took her out now, Coil wouldn't have his favorite pet thinker be a pain in my ass later.
Those plans were interrupted as the crowd parted to allow Assault and Battery through. Well, it looks like Piggy did take the bait after all.
Authors note: Okay, for those wondering, the bait wasn't just for Piggot, it was for the E88 and any other fool that wanted to step up. The plan was to lay down the absolute smackdown instead of pitying the fool.
This is just the start, but there is plenty of both air-gear and Pokemon that I want to play around with. Honestly, the world is going to be saved but that's an after thought if anything.