Hey nagomo now that the school day is over what you planning to do now that you have no more incidents to worry about until tomorrow.
"Well i was planning on rather pigging out on all the snacks i had saved or start preparing myself for the later incident."
Always the studious one, huh. You already completed the 1st arcs worth of incidents and you even cleared the first arc 2 incident and youre still want to be more prepared.
" Even though i will question you later about how you phrased that, i guess you do have a point."
See so what do you say about us going back home and just relaxing for minute, plus i want to ask something
"Same here"
And as nagomo made it home, his house suddenly become full of a murderous...
"Yeah, yeah your job is important i get, but could you go on and ask the questions you wanted to ask me."
Okay if you insist, my first question for you isnt really i question, but i just want you confirm what im saying is correct.
"Okay."
Great, so what i found is that you seem to not have a normal fear of girls like you get anxious or nervous with them, but it seems like becuase of something which has happened to you, you seem to hold malice and some form of a never-ending fear becuase of it, the same way people are scared of dogs because one bit them as a kid.
"Thats.. right.. but in my case it was more like i was nearly mauled to death by a pack of dags.. hehe."
"Alright im getting myself too down thinking about the past, but my question for you is, who is the author"
Well the author of this novel goes by only one name, a name so small that no one even knows who he is, but you shouldn't think of him like the creator or something like that, you should think of him like a puppeteer someone who controls everything and all.
"Okay that answers my question more or less"
Okay my final question for you is, how do see the heroines?
"That should be obvious i told you that i see them as only personifications of tropes."
Stop lying to yourself, i saw it when you held chis hand. You smiling a real smile okay dont even try to deny it!
" Okay, okay i guess they really grew on me in the past 3 days, the same way you have."
See i knew it.
"Yeah, yeah was that your last question"
Yeah and was that one yours
" Yeah"
So what do we do know
"I mean we finished that, so now i guess can chill out for a couple of hours."
Okay that makes sense, but what does a virgin have even do for fun on a friday night.
"Could you stop hitting the nail with that insult and come on i could ask you the same thing. I mean your a 4d being without phyisical form, what do you do for fun."
I like painting and i am a fan of manga, novels and all other geek related things but i do play soccer time to time.
"Okay, i meant that as an insult but you seem to have a more well rounded personatiliy then i do."
See.
" Anyway i was thinking of putting of a goos show, ordering some food and taking a well deserved nap."
Wow, youre meant to be a highschooler who has the entire house to himself and your idea of fun night is staying in and taking a nap.
"Yeah i mean i've been surviving of 2 hours of sleep eversince we started this weird romcom bullshit, so im going to take a nap and youre not going to stop me."
I guess you have a point there so'll let you sleep just make sure to wake up soon so i can show you a night on the town.
" Yeah, yehs"
And hes out like a light, so lets time skip a couple of hours shall we.
As nagomo opened his eyes plenty rested he got up and dressed to uphold the promise he made to his dear friend, the narrator.
"Yes, yes im ready with my black t, black shorts and black cap."
You only have black in your closet don't you.
"Stop disrespecting my outfit and lets go already the suns about to set, its almost 7pm so lets get going."
Okay first were going to eat some ramen, at a ramen stand.
"I let you make tonights plans so alright, but which one and where"
How many are their for you to asking that question
"Well there the at the station and one near the school.."
Okay i get it we'll go to stations ramen stand and then take a train and see where it takes us.
" Dam you just shut me up, is this how you constantly."
Yeah this is exactly how i feel.
"ohh yeah while you where saying all that we already arrived at the station"
How do keep doing that.
" I mean i left the house when you said were going to ramen stand and the station is the fastest way to most of them, so i just ran here while we talked."
Okay just order some and then i will take you somewhere nice.
"But im full."
Then why didn't say that before.
" Its fine, the trains coming so just tell me where were going."
Yeah just take this train and get off on the 4th stop, from there were going to go to a mangaplex where were recommend eachother manga.
"Huh, were going to go manga shopping and you said i was the virgin, but i guess this is better then you forcing me to go to a concert, so lets go"
4TH STOP TRAIN STOPPING
As nagomo and his dearest friend the narrator ran towards the mangplex and entered they were suddenly enthralled by everything they say, mangas from everywhere in the world, lightnovels they wished to never see again and as they started...
"yeah stop that and hear out my recomendations, the best romcom ever written, Love Is War."
Yeah i loved narratoring the anime adaptation for it.
"Wait you narrated the Love Is War anime"
Yeah didn't i tell you that i had narrated millions of stories before this one... and why are you kneeling now.
"I never imagined i would meet someone of such high status, please forgive my insolence"
Yeah i expected as much, but here my recomadations, the 2 best isekai in my opinion Arifureta and ofcourse RE:zero.
"Okay, okay thats some peak right there, but what about that new one in the lightnovel fresh drops sections"
Naw i wouldn't pick that one up it seems like a shitty romcom.