"Sunny! Get back in frame! We've got a lightning round of questions that are going to test your narrative-breaking abilities. Junpei Zaki style—keep the cuts fast, the sound effects loud, and try not to break the camera lens... again!"
🎬 The Chaos Crew Q&A: Episode 2? - The Physics-Breaker's Revenge
[A/N: Don't ask why we don't have first episode]
(Sunny POV)
[JUMP CUT to Sunny Midoriya. He's leaning against a literal floating '?' mark. He's munching on a carrot that sounds like a glass window shattering with every bite. CRUNCH.]
"What's up, viewers! We're back, and the questions today are juicier than a prop steak! Let's dive into the inkwell!"
Q1: Isaac_Roldan – "Will Nezu make dealing with Sunny a fun past time?"
[Sunny pulls a chalkboard down from the ceiling. On it, a drawing of Nezu playing 4D chess with a pigeon.]
"Oh, you bet your sweet bippy he will! Nezu is a genius, right? A mastermind! But I'm a Narrative Variable. He's gonna try to analyze my physics, and I'm gonna respond by turning his tea into a live goldfish. It's not just a pastime; it's his new obsession. He won't know whether to give me a diploma or a lobotomy! TOOT TOOT!"
Q2: galks – "Will Sunny automatically transition to defeat a problematic/invincible villain like AFO?"
[FAST CUT to Sunny wearing a superhero cape made of a literal bath towel.]
"Look, 'defeat' is such a... serious word. Does Bugs 'defeat' Elmer Fudd? No, he turns him into a nervous wreck! If I run into All For One, I'm not gonna punch him into the sun. I'm gonna wait for him to give a big monologue, then I'll reach behind his ear and pull out a TICKING TIME BOMB labeled 'ACME.'
Invincibility doesn't matter when your pants fall down in the middle of a speech. I don't 'defeat' villains; I make them un-marketable."
Q3: Alex_Nova – "I'm sorry Sunny but for the rest of the day I've gifted your toon force to a random too uptight hero."
[SCREEN SHAKE. Sunny suddenly turns into a realistic, tired-looking teenager. He's slumped over, breathing heavily.]
"Wait... oh no. The... the weight. Is this what gravity feels like?! It's terrible! I have... knees! And they hurt!"
[CUT TO a silhouette of Endeavor or Aizawa. Suddenly, Aizawa's capture weapon turns into a string of sausages. He tries to look cool, but a giant wooden mallet falls on his head. KLANG.]
"Whoever that hero is... they're currently having a mental breakdown. Imagine Endeavor trying to use Prominence Burn and instead shooting out a bunch of PARTY POPPERS. Me? I'm gonna go take a nap in a world where I have to use a door instead of walking through the wall. Reality sucks! Give it back!"
Q4: EroSpatula – "If All For One takes his Quirk, will he turn into a wacky villain with no ability to hurt anyone?"
[Sunny (back to Toon-mode) leans into the camera, grinning like a shark.]
"Oh, this is the best part of the contract! My power isn't a Quirk; it's a Logos. If AFO tries to 'steal' it, he's not getting a power boost. He's getting a Curse. He'll try to steal One For All, and instead of a shockwave, he'll blow a 'BANG!' flag out of his fingers.
He'll become the world's most dangerous... birthday clown. He'd be a weekly comedy special. The 'Symbol of Fear' becomes the 'Symbol of Slapstick.' He'd give up villainy just to stop the birds from circling his head!"
Q5: Isaac_Roldan – "Explode."
[Sunny blinks. He looks at a small red button on the table in front of him. It says 'DO NOT PRESS.']
"Well... if the fans want it..."
[Sunny presses the button. He swells up like a giant balloon, turns bright red, and his eyes pop out on stalks.]
"See ya in the next frame, folks!"
K-BOOOOOOOM!!!
[A giant mushroom cloud of glitter and rubber chickens fills the screen. When the smoke clears, Sunny is just a pair of smoking boots on the floor. A small sign pops out of one boot: 'I'LL BE BACK AFTER THESE MESSAGES.']
Aletheia's Script Notes:
"And that's a wrap! Pure genius! We got the AFO lore, the Nezu tea, and a literal explosion! Isaac, I hope you're happy—we're gonna be cleaning glitter out of the studio carpet for a month!