[Heehee~ Hostie is such a small fry~ ✧(≖∇≖)✭]
The system's teasing loli voice finally yanked Yichen back from spiritual ascension.
[Just a forehead kiss and you're this pathetic?]
Yichen shook his head violently—only making the warmth linger.
"Shut up! You stupid system!"
Blushing furiously, he slipped into a dark alley.
"Pay up. Rewards. Now."
[Tsk~ Heart rate through the roof and you say I don't get it~]
[Ding—Rewards Processing!]
50,000,000 Mora deposited!
Snezhnaya Northland Bank Anonymous Black Gold VIP Card
Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan (Collector's Edition, Sasuke Package) merged!
(Manual: "How to Look Cool While Pretending You Planned This")
Ten-pull begins!
Loot rained down:
Kirin Bloodline — Physical stats boosted massively
Side effect: occasional urge to chew things
Black Gold Ancient Blade — Heavy, terrifying, expensive-looking sword
(Warning: costs HP to swing)
BGM Man — Dramatic music auto-plays when sword is drawn
(Cringe +50%, Cool +100%)
Swordsmanship Manuals x7
Achievement unlocked: "Sword Master (Theory)"
Yichen stared.
"…What even is this?"
He sighed, stuffed the blade away, paid Kaeya and Cyrus, and sat down.
Festival laughter washed over him.
Then—
A presence.
Eula sat beside him, looking away.
"…Truly romantic," she murmured.
"Mondstadt's Number One Devoted Man."
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