Barfi's scream echoed through the lighthouse 🗼💥.
"NOOOO! I AM NOT YOUR BOSS!! GO AWAY!!" 😫
Too late.
From every staircase.
Every hallway.
Every crack in the walls.
Psychos poured in 😈—
chanting, yelling, tripping over each other.
"NEW BOSS!"
"SMALL KING DESTROYERRR!"
"LEAD US, SOFT ONE!"
Barfi backed away, hands waving wildly ✋😵.
"NO! I don't want to lead anyone!"
"I can't even lead myself!"
Walter screamed from below:
"DOCTOR!! JUMP! RUN! HIDE! PRETEND TO BE DEAD!"
Hawk barked:
"BARFI, MOVE!"
🏃♂️ RUN FOR YOUR LIFE 🏃♂️
Barfi bolted down the staircase like a man running from a dog with a knife 🐕🔪.
Walter grabbed him mid-run and spun him around.
"Sir… I killed the boss!" Barfi cried.
"I KNOW!" Walter said proudly 😌.
"I heard the scream!"
Hawk seized Barfi's collar with military precision.
"ALL OF YOU—SHUT UP AND RUN!"
They sprinted through narrow corridors 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️, psychos chasing behind them with excitement.
"BOSS COME BACK!"
"WE WILL FOLLOW YOU TO HELL!"
"TEACH US VIOLENCE!"
Barfi yelled over his shoulder:
"I CAN'T EVEN TEACH BIOLOGY PROPERLY!" 📚😭
Hawk blasted a lock 🔫💥.
Walter swung his shotgun like a cricket bat 🏏.
They burst out of the lighthouse into the foggy night 🌫️🌊.
🤕 THE GREAT FALL 🤕
Barfi slipped.
Walter tripped over Barfi.
Hawk tripped over Walter.
All three crashed 💥.
"GET UP!" Hawk roared.
"I CAN'T!" Walter screamed.
"MY LEG IS A POTATO!" 🥔
"YOUR LEG IS FINE! MOVE!"
Behind them, psychos poured out like a stampede of rabid goats 🐐😱.
Barfi's brain spiraled.
"We're gonna die—we're gonna die—!"
Hawk grabbed his shoulder hard.
"DON'T PANIC!"
"I PANIC NATURALLY!"
Walter glanced back.
"DOCTOR—THEY'RE RUNNING FASTER NOW!"
"WHY!?" Barfi screamed.
"WHY ARE THEY RUNNING FASTER!?"
A psycho yelled joyfully:
"WE WANT YOUR APPROVAL, BOSSSSS!" ❤️😈
Barfi sobbed.
"I DON'T EVEN APPROVE MYSELF!"
🚙 THE BROKEN SAVIOR 🚙
They reached the port ⚓—
their old blue car waited like a wounded hero 🚗💀.
Barfi fumbled with the keys 🔑😰.
"OPEN THE DOOR!" Hawk yelled.
"DOCTOR THEY ARE IN THROWING DISTANCE!" Walter screamed.
And indeed—
Psychos picked up rocks 🪨 like gifts 🎁.
"STONE OFFERING FOR BOSS!"
"TAKE MY ROCK, BOSS!"
"I DON'T WANT YOUR ROCKS!" Barfi cried 😭.
They closed in.
Closer.
Barfi's hands shook.
The keys slipped.
Walter screamed.
Hawk cursed.
Then—
📱 RING.
Barfi's phone buzzed.
Laddu.
📞 THE CALL THAT CHANGED EVERYTHING 📞
Barfi answered with trembling fingers.
"L-Laddu… we're about to die…"
Laddu's voice came calm. Solid.
"Barfi… you killed the psycho boss."
Barfi winced.
"I DIDN'T MEAN TO! I PANICKED AND HE FLEW OUT—!"
"That doesn't matter," Laddu interrupted.
"What matters is this—
you are the new boss now."
Barfi's heart stopped 💔.
Walter woke up just to say,
"Congrats," 🎉
then fainted again 😴.
Hawk whispered darkly,
"We're doomed."
Barfi whispered desperately,
"Laddu… I don't want this. I want noodles 🍜. A blanket 🛏️. A normal life…"
Laddu's voice sharpened.
"Listen carefully.
Psychos follow one rule."
"Whoever kills the leader—
becomes the leader."
Barfi swallowed hard.
"Then… what do I do?"
Silence.
Then Laddu spoke words that changed everything:
"Give your first order."
"Right now."
"Before someone else takes control."
Barfi's voice trembled.
"What order…?"
Laddu replied calmly:
"Order them to stop being psychos."
"Order them to live normal lives."
"Order them to disappear."
Barfi stared at the phone.
"…Just like that?"
"Yes," Laddu said softly.
"They will obey anything you say."
"You are their king."
👑 THE ORDER 👑
Sirens wailed 🚨.
A van screeched nearby 🚐💥.
Guards poured out.
But before anyone could grab him—
Barfi pushed himself upright.
Dirty.
Exhausted.
Trembling.
But standing.
Phone pressed to his ear.
"Laddu… I'll do it."
"Say it loudly," Laddu replied.
"They must hear you."
Barfi turned toward the lighthouse.
Hundreds of psychos stood there 😈—
bleeding, bruised, limping—
Waiting.
Waiting for him.
Barfi inhaled deeply.
His voice cracked.
Then rose.
"LISTEN TO ME!" 🗣️⚡
Instant silence.
Even Hawk felt goosebumps.
Walter's eyes snapped open.
"I am your boss now."
The psychos erupted:
"YES BOSS!"
"YES BOSS!"
Barfi raised his fist ✊.
"FROM TODAY—
YOU ARE NOT PSYCHOS ANYMORE!"
They froze.
Hawk whispered,
"…He's insane."
Barfi shouted again:
"I ORDER YOU—
ALL OF YOU—
TO LIVE LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE!"
A stunned gasp rippled through the crowd 😳.
"NO MORE KILLING!"
"NO MORE MEETINGS!"
"NO MORE TREE HOUSE!"
"UNTIL I SAY OTHERWISE—
YOU WILL LIVE CALM, PEACEFUL, NORMAL LIVES!"
Silence.
Then—
A knife dropped 🔪.
Then another.
Then dozens.
Weapons clattered everywhere.
Psychos bowed.
"YES BOSS!"
"WE WILL PAY TAXES!" 💸
"WE WILL RESPECT TRAFFIC RULES!" 🚦
"WE WILL SLEEP EIGHT HOURS!" 😴
"WE WILL DRINK WATER!" 💧
Barfi screamed:
"YES! DRINK WATER! EAT VEGETABLES! BE NORMAL!" 🥦🥕
🌪️ DISAPPEARANCE 🌪️
As if a starting gun fired—
They ran.
Into forests 🌲.
Into cars 🚗.
Behind containers 📦.
One shouted, "I'M GOING BACK TO MY MOM!"
In thirty seconds—
The entire psycho army…
Vanished.
Only echoes remained.
Walter whispered in awe,
"He… he did it…"
Hawk murmured,
"He dismantled a criminal cult… with vegetables…"
Barfi exhaled slowly 😮💨.
His first order as boss—
Saved their lives.
And on the phone, Laddu smiled softly.
"Good job, Barfi," he said.
"That… is leadership." 👑✨