Chapter 4: Agreeing hole
Gambit was holding the line up at the local watering hole buying drinks for all his friends. They may stay with him and do all the chores, but the drinks are always on the house and he hardly has enough for himself afterwards but the cheers and applauds and the doodads that drive Gambit's apartment do find themselves in good company this day. In a bar. When suddenly, a driver pulled up his car on the lot and screamed at him, "Gambit! You look like Lucifer!" The driver said. Gambit was stunned, he nearly pulled out a playing card. When suddenly, a cry from the back, it had hit peculiar Rick! He was so damaged by the demising essay the driver left Gambit, he was hit with the bull force of a psychic hit! The team of lawyers were there, but they were loathing, Gambit whispered for something to happen, but all that happened was Filthy Dave got his big clockwatch out. Gambit screamed, "Is that working?!" "no." Filthy Dave replied. "I rage sue for it to work!" Gambit screamed. Suddenly, a ghost appeared out of Gambit's pocket, that's right, it's Rage Sue Gheist! The first time anybody has ever seen Rage Sue Gheist! Rage Sue Gheist gave them back and examined the pocket watch. He immediately knew it would be a radio inside that needed fixing so he adjusted it and changed the frequency to get on the track. "The track's opening, lets roll, Gambit!" Rage Sue Gheist said to Gambit. "Right away! Uh, where are we going?" Gambit said. "We're going to the Ghost track above this natured place, it looks like there are guys with him." Said Rage Sue Gheist. "That doesn't make sense, he just said one thing." Said Gambit. "He's got help, for sure." Said Rage Sue Gheist. A furry fabric robe appeared and Gambit followed Rage Sue Gheist inside along with some others, but some couldn't fit. "We need some to stay behind." Said Rage Sue Gheist. They reluctantly agreed and Gambit couldn't see much inside this dark hallway, but Rage Sue Gheist exclaimed, "This is where we mark him, they should fall out if we're right about it." Rage Sue Gheist marked him with the clock, trapping his soul. "I trapped his soul, now to get them out!" Rage Sue Gheist said, turning the clock. "Whoa." Gambit said, watching the other freeloaders that belonged to the driver fall out of their skyline ridge. They split and left, they couldn't do anything away from the tracks.
The driver's soul was taken to the Ghostly manor for play time. They put him up on shoals and had him play mario until they got bored and stuck a bunch of nails through mario to make the guy bounce and die. Rage Sue Gheist starts to fade. "No, my only friend!" Gambit marked. "I rage sue for more fun!" Gambit said, throwing a card. Rage Sue Gheist was fully corporeal again and ready for more fun. "You know, the best fun would come from doing this to innocent people." Said Rage Sue Gheist. "I know you're right, I rage sued for you to do it." Gambit said, not paying attention. "So shoot, where do we find this fun you speak of." Gambit shouted. "Normies." Said Rage Sue Gheist. "We must find these normies and make them play games until their shoals hurt." "Alright." Said Gambit. Gambit hated normies, he was just happy to have a friend that would help for whatever the case.
They spend a day stalking normies, seeing their impassioned looks dwindle as their souls were taken. Gambit enjoyed the rush of it, he wanted to see them play mario until they broke. After about five souls were captured, Rage Sue Gheist put them into mario party and they played with real pain until the gun sounded and the loser would get scarred and put back, the winner would get the shoes from his assailants. Rage Sue Gheist and Gambit had so much fun putting them on the board, but watching them were hysterical. They'd cry and plea and when they were hit with a rock or something they were really down for the count, even if the game kept letting them go forward. You could tell they didn't want to sit and think of the pain, so they kept playing until one of them won and the rest left with him.
Suddenly a shock came, Quintin "coolkid" Martins came to knock up some fools trying this for sport. "Now, I was fine with that one guy, but more normies? I would have just given it to you for the first group." They had done it with like 5 groups of normies, but Quintin knew, he was just batting his eyes. "Five groups or something, this is horrible, I'm taking your licenses." Gambit and Rage Sue Gheist had to take the bus and walk home.