Earth — Heaven Defying Official Forum
Because many third beta test players had logged off to rest—and to browse the forum—the forum was unusually lively.
Although many functions had mysteriously disappeared, it didn't affect people's enthusiasm for spamming posts.
At this moment, several topics were being heavily discussed on the forum.
[Am I the only one who thinks Qing is really cute? Want to…~ cough cough]
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The most popular sections were technical-build discussions, plot analysis threads, and some… unspeakable content.
But suddenly—
A post skyrocketed to the top of the forum at terrifying speed, instantly taking No.1 Hot Thread.
[This is Handsome Sanji. I'm in the Myriad Beasts Domain, Ten-Thousand Beasts Prison. Damn it, the boss is cheating. I got beaten half to death and captured alive! Come save me!!!
— Handsome Sanji]
The post instantly exploded in popularity. Countless users rushed in to watch the chaos.
"Holy shit, Brother Sanji got wrecked??"
"Wait—didn't Brother Ming say he was in the Imperial River Domain? How the hell did you run to the Myriad Beasts Domain?? That's insane!"
"Why were you going to the prison?? Don't tell me you heard another rich lady calling for help again?"
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Players and forum lurkers flooded the replies, most of them enjoying the spectacle.
Suddenly, a new reply appeared out of nowhere:
"Brother Sanji, don't panic! I'm coming to save you! I've obtained a Heaven Defying opportunity—right now I'm invincible!"
ID: Little Li's Flying Dagger
The moment this post appeared, the forum exploded.
"Holy shit—it's Brother Flying Dagger!"
"Damn, another second beta test veteran!"
"Brother Flying Dagger, start a livestream! Let us see what's going on!"
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The forum instantly went wild.
About half a day later—
Another post shot straight to the top.
[This is Little Li's Flying Dagger. I'm in the Myriad Beasts Domain, Ten-Thousand Beasts Prison. Damn it, this dogshit boss is really cheating! I also got beaten half to death and captured alive!
Come save me!!!
— Little Li's Flying Dagger]
The forum collectively went silent.
What the hell?
Weren't you going to save someone?
How did you also get captured??
Are you trolling us?!
"Holy shit, Brother Flying Dagger also got caught?"
"What kind of boss is this??"
"Even second beta test veterans can't beat it?!"
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The crowd got even more excited.
Then—
Another reply appeared, shocking everyone:
"Both of you, don't panic. I am Super Vegeta. After a full day and night of comprehension, I have grasped the true essence of power.
I am already on my way to Ten-Thousand Beasts Prison.
Heh—so what if the boss is cheating? I'll still hammer him to death."
ID: Super Vegeta
The forum exploded again.
"HOLY shit, BROTHER VEGETA IS COMING!"
"Damn, Brother Vegeta is making a move!"
"Waiting for Brother Vegeta to sweep everything!"
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The hype reached maximum levels.
But soon after—
Another top post appeared:
[This fucking game must be bugged! Damn it, I actually lost to this boss?!
I'm in the Myriad Beasts Domain, Ten-Thousand Beasts Prison.
I made one mistake… not going to explain it.
Come save me!!!
I'm now in the same cell as Brother Sanji and Brother Flying Dagger!
— Super Vegeta]
Many forum lurkers tilted their heads when they saw these replies.
Holy shit—are you guys clowns or what?
"Hahaha, a bunch of scrubs. Wait for me!"
— ID: Modest Gentleman
"I'm dying laughing. Don't panic, I'll save you!"
— ID: National Server's Number one Ice Mage
"Trash, trash everywhere. At a critical moment, you still have to rely on me!"
— ID: Great Yan's Strongest Fire Mage
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This time, far more people replied.
Even more shocking—first-test veterans were stirred into action. Every single one of them was mysteriously confident, as if they'd all obtained some heaven-defying opportunity.
But then…
[Help! Come save me! This boss is completely invincible…]
— Modest Gentleman
[Quick! Someone go call Brother Ming! This boss has a locked-HP cheat! Also… please save me.]
— National Server's Number one Ice Mage
[I'm this strong—how could I lose?! There's only one explanation: the boss is cheating! Hurry and call Brother Ming to save me!]
— Great Yan's Strongest Fire Mage
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In just two or three days, the forum users were laughing themselves half to death.
After Handsome Sanji, over a hundred first-test and second-test veterans rushed in to rescue people.
The result?
Every single one of them got wiped out.
Captured alive.
One after another.
Now they were all spamming the forum begging for help, telling any players still online:
"REPORT TO BROTHER MING IMMEDIATELY!"
"STOP SOLO-CHARGING AND FEEDING!"
"YOU CAN'T BEAT IT!"
"I used to think the 'Calabash Brothers saving Grandpa one by one' thing only existed in cartoons. Turns out, this shit is real."
"Even Brother Vegeta got captured. Looks like only Brother Ming can handle this. I don't think even Lufei could save them at this point."
"I'm dying—every boss came in claiming invincibility, and all of them got flattened."
"To be fair, it's a massive prison with heavy defenses and endless traps. No matter how strong you are, solo rushing in just means getting gang-beaten."
"Who's still online? Log in and report this to Brother Ming NOW!"
"Please, I'm begging you—stop feeding yourselves, okay?! Hahahahaha!"
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Most forum users were laughing so hard their necks were cramping.
But the real madness had only just begun.
[Since even first-test bosses are begging for help, we won't hold back anymore… HELP! We're trapped in a dragon's lair, blocked by a giant dragon! Go get Brother Ming to save us! Don't ask how we ended up here…]
— Vongola Boss
[This is Evolution Theory. I was researching ancient beast ecology, but I messed up and now I'm tied to a bonfire about to be roasted by primordial beasts. Someone strong please save me! Also, note this down: Primordial apes grill and cook other species before eating them.]
— Evolution Theory
[We're third-test newbies—pure as fresh snow! We were tricked by despicable ancient humans! We're now stuck in the Duel City arena of the Imperial River Domain, forced to fight as gladiators! Please save us!]
— Li Godslayer, Wang Demon-Slayer, Liu Immortal-Cutter
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With Handsome Sanji and the others breaking the ice, players who'd been missing for a long time finally dropped their pride and started posting rescue requests en masse.
The forum instantly exploded.
Such a massive disturbance was naturally noticed by He Yiming, who had just come out of seclusion.
"???"
After reading the forum, He Yiming's head was filled with question marks.
After arriving in the Ancient Era, he'd thought things would finally calm down.
Players with destiny buffs could go seek opportunities, while everyone else could safely log off and rest.
But not even three days had passed.
And somehow—
This many disasters had already happened.
"Brother Ming, something's wrong!"
"Brother Ming, Brother Sanji and the others were captured!"
"Brother Ming! Evolution Theory says he's already medium-rare—if you don't hurry, he'll turn into primordial ape shit!"
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The moment He Yiming appeared, players who were still at the camp rushed over to report.
"I know."
He Yiming rubbed his temples, feeling a headache coming on.
He quickly organized the list of people who needed rescuing.
At first glance, it seemed fine.
At second glance—
He almost vomited blood.
A grand total of 808 people needed saving.
"With this many people, there's no way I can save everyone alone… Should I abandon most of them?"
Just as He Yiming was hesitating—
A post appeared on the forum that shocked every single user to the core.
[Brothers, don't panic! I am Heavenly Dao Noodles, representing the Heavenly Dao, here to save you! ...Beef noodles!]