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And so, the emperor and his corpse maiden went towards school. The corpse maiden tried to give him some nonsensical advice beneath him, but the emperor's mind was stuck on their ride.
"Damn This Thing is Awesome!! I need THIS as my Imperial Ride!!" He though, very much amused at the vehicle they were riding.
"Hey! Are you listening?" The corpse in charge of driving the vehicle asked.
"oh! what?"
"sigh~ Did you even hear what I said?"
"No. I guess your seductive corpse attracted too much of my attention." he said flatly.
The pale cheeks of the corpse reddened, "Damn! you got a slick tongue, don't you?"
"It's the nature of my rizz." ['Rizz' means 'charm/attractiveness' in the language of Madness]
"Rizz? I think that word went extinct a very long time ago. It seems you know a lot."
"Don't care! Is this vehicle for sale? I want to buy one later on."
"Oh, about that. You can buy it after you come back. You just contact me when you have the Credits." she said nonchalantly.
She then stopped the vehicle, "Well, it seems I'll miss your mouth, we're at the academy."
Getting out of the vehicle, the emperor looked at it one last time with longing, as if a fated couple are being separated.
'don't worry dear, I'll bring you home soon.'
"Hey! You can't be thinking about cuckolding me! You can't take my partner!" The corpse shouted.
"What are you talking about? The only way I can cuckold you is by sleeping with a different chick." He said that with a STRAIGHT FACE!
"Fuck that mouth of yours!" She said with a aggrieved but cute expression, at least, the emperor found it cute.
"I mean, if it's you, I don't really mind. I's just that your cold skin would feel-" Suddenly he felt a pair of hands blocking his lips.
"THAT'S Enough!"
She then pushed him towards the large iron gate saying, "I already contacted someone! Enter when the gate opens! BYE!"
"Bye~ My piece of meat~" he teased.
This time, inside the vehicle, the corpses entire face turned red. Not that her heart raced, but her blood just boiled from embarrassment.
She quickly turned on the engine and sped off.
Sighing with a pleased smiled, the emperor look at the large gate, reminiscing about the good old days.
If he were to describe his and Terailin's relationship timeline in a single sentence, it would be mostly a pornographic diary. Also, he learned talking like this from her, why? Because it was she who like being called like that, so no fault on his part.
Suddenly, he notice a familiar and ominous figure.
The cursed silver hair of the sun gods spawns made his face contort.
As if sensing his gaze, the silver haired girl looked back, their eyes met as thunder struck in the emperor's mind. His heart suddenly filled with resentment and hidden disgust as he put all his strength into keeping his expression aloof, as if he didn't know who she was.
'Nephtalia, that damn Nephilim!! She's also here!? And why? I know I sinned a lot! But that doesn't mean I have to see that ominous face before my sweetie!' The emperor thought with outrage, still keeping his face straight.
The silver haired nephilim stared at him for a while, her eyes showing deep emotions the emperor was too disgusted to care about.
Seeing no reaction in him, the nephilim went back to staring at the iron gate.
The emperor was too disgusted to even look at her, so he just stared at the iron gate silently, making a vow in his mind, 'I have to save 'her' from this nephilim.'
Soon enough, the iron gate opened and an awakened took the two of them inside.
The academy was neat, just what you would expect from a normal academy, not like the emperor had ever been to one.
But it seems there was a new students assembly or something like that. The author has a very short english dictionary.
He walked inside as a scene of around 200 or more dreamers greeted him. 'Ah, kids!' There are a thousand very ominous reason he never had kids! First, that fucking pedophile like taking over kids, and second, because that bastard is disgusting. and repeat them five hundred times each.
what followed is nothing shot of thing the emperor would like boast about. It was just playing and making kids cry...or make them uncomfortable.
"Did you know, I saw a man kill other humans for no reason, how awful and scary, right?" a random npc girl asked.
"Huh? That's crazy. I am pretty sure I killed other humans as well."
"...f-for a reason, right?"
"No. It's just that I didn't like their stupid faces."
or
"Hey! See this dress? I got it from a zombie baby. That thing looked very disgusting."
"And you're proud of that?"
"I mean, it's not like that. You definitely got something, right?"
"I mean, If I knew hot to bring them, I would've brought at least 20 corpses with me, human corpses I mean."
or
"See how long and sharp this sword is?"
"I got something much longer and if you want, sharper."
or
"Can you tell me how I look in this dress?"
"If you want, i can tell you how you look without them."
or
"It's great to see we all survived because of our will to do so."
"Nah! I am pretty sure I came here because I wanted to kill a mother fucker and sleep with a girl."
Safe to say, the emperor cannot make friends for this vessel of his. He have to be a loner.
Well, most of the girls gave him weird looks and the group of boys looked at him awkwardly. Yes, he definitely can't make friends.
Then, he heard voice, a pathetic voice according to his senses.
"My aspect rank is Ascended."
"Wow~ that's so great~" The chicks surrounded that annoying brat like those damn bees on a flower.
"Heh!" The emperor sneered.
"Pathetic!"
To be continued...