After a long day's work, Jack stopped swinging his hoe and began to tally the day's labor.
"Plowed 37 mu today; remaining task: 4 mu."
In the far outskirts of Russia, he had the girls from the Red Room plant crops in the surrounding area, constantly reminding them that food was hard-earned to reduce waste.
It also helped them burn off their excess stamina.
The other exhausted Widows cheered for Jack as he plowed. Hearing the melodious cheers of the women, Jack worked even harder.
"Work hard, work hard."
Seeing them cheer for him, he wanted to complete the Hundred Refinements to God quest and see exactly what was waiting for him.
Jack: (ง✧⌂✧)ง
"Ora ora ora—"
"Watch my Raging Bull Charge."
"Watch my Wild Bull Disco."
"Watch my Bullish Spirit Soar."
"Watch my Big-Horned Cow."
For the four mu of land, Jack used four different moves to exert his strength.
Since gaining Telekinesis, Jack's plowing speed had increased significantly, and he could even switch into various postures while plowing.
After finishing the exhausting work of turning over 41 mu of soil, Jack went to check his Hundred Refinements to God status.
[Hundred Refinements to God: 100/100]
[Hundred Refinements to God complete, Old Farmer Evolved!]
Jack: ∑(°mouth°๑)!!
[Ahem, slip of the tongue.]
[Medicine Spirit Kidney Body evolution — Nine Yang Kidney Body]
After the system spoke, Jack felt his entire body burning, as if a massive fire had ignited inside him.
"System, is this the feeling of evolution?"
[No, this is the feeling of being about to explode. Quickly, go and vent that power.]
Jack: (≖︿≖)
Helpless, Jack could only go back over the horizontally plowed land and plow it vertically once more.
In the end, it still wasn't enough, so he plowed an additional 9 mu.
Seeing him return to plow the land again in perfect rhythm, the others had no choice but to cooperate.
However, they all slacked off, merely striking poses and loafing around, knowing Jack would naturally come over and help them turn the soil. Once most of the power in his body finally dissipated, Jack opened his panel to check.
[Daily Check-in System]
[Host: Jack]
[Skills: Killing Intent Perception, Red Hulk Transformation, Eye of Wisdom, Missile Survivor, Martial Arts Proficiency, Master-Level Hamburger Making, Bioelectric Adsorption, Hardening, Mental Barrier, Lightning Attraction Technique, Rapid Regeneration, Invisibility, Fire Control, Telekinesis, Energy Absorption]
[Constitution: Medicine Spirit Kidney Body]
[Weapons: Tactical Goggles (Aimbot Version), Infinite Ammo Desert Eagle, Imitation Ten Rings, One Jericho Missile, Spider Suit, High-Pressure Water Cannon]
[Items: Holy Blessing Potion, Nanomolecular Repair Agent, Mjolnir Authorization Card, Pumpkin Bomb Production Line, Nuclear Weapon Controller, Memory Reader, Electromagnetic Catapult Cannon]
[Followers: Sexy Prisoner, Sebastian, Mosquito Girl, Might Guy, Genos, Three-Section Staff Lily]
Strength: 245
Speed: 145
Spirit: 123
[Thousands of Gullies and Ravines: 123/1000]
But Jack still felt like he had endless strength, like a pile driver that wouldn't stop unless someone unplugged it.
Finally, Natasha Romanoff found a task for him, and only then did he suppress the urge to keep going.
"What? You're saying the big green guy has appeared again?"
"That's right. In a small town on the outskirts of Yekaterinburg. Quite a few people were injured."
Natasha sat in Jack's lap, looking at the tablet in her hand as she explained the details of the Hulk incident.
Jack said, "That big guy needs to be dealt with as soon as possible. Let me out."
…Two hours later, Jack appeared on the outskirts of Yekaterinburg and saw Hulk sitting in a wooden shed.
"Why hasn't he changed back yet?"
Natasha explained while holding the tablet, "He's been like this for several days. We discovered him through the village's only internet-connected camera. Hmm… he hasn't attacked the villagers. On the contrary, he's protecting them."
Jack ordered, "Mm-hmm. Land outside the village. I'll go meet this big guy."
Pulling out the aircraft key, Jack got off the plane and walked toward the village, carrying a huge apple.
The villagers all looked curiously at Jack's unfamiliar face, but the village belle Cui Hua stared at him with eyes full of infatuation.
"Wow, I really want to marry him. Such a manly man."
Xiao Shuai, feeling jealous, sneered at Jack. "He looks like a weakling. His muscles aren't even half as big as mine."
Cui Hua glanced at Xiao Shuai and said disdainfully, "Tch. Last time you went streaking, the whole village saw your tiny scrap of meat. Scrawny dog."
Xiao Shuai said excitedly, "I wasn't streaking! I was drugged by Little Fatty!"
Cui Hua caught the key point and frowned. "What do you mean by 'drugged'?"
Xiao Shuai left guiltily. He didn't dare admit that Little Fatty planned to use it on Da Mei, but ended up drinking it himself.
Seeing this, Cui Hua kept the matter in mind, but for now, she followed Jack all the way.
She thought that even if she couldn't have Jack for life, having him for one passionate night wouldn't be bad.
Jack didn't mind Cui Hua following him. He also didn't mind a passionate one-night stand.
If Cui Hua was willing to go with him, even better—he could introduce her to more sisters.
Judging by Cui Hua's figure, she was clearly an adult.
Jack gave Cui Hua a faint smile, and she followed closely behind him.
Ever since obtaining the Nine Yang Sacred Body, his attraction to women had become terrifyingly strong.
However, when Cui Hua reached the three-meter-high small house where Hulk lived, she hesitated visibly.
Jack walked over and hugged Cui Hua, her two large "headlights" pressing tightly against his chest.
Jack leaned down and whispered, "Wait for me here. Later, I'll take you to heaven."
Cui Hua didn't have the brainpower to question his words. She kept nodding, her legs going weak as she leaned against a wooden post nearby.
On the video feed, Natasha stared speechlessly at Jack's low-level flirting. It was crude, stupid, and yet this Danei Cui Hua actually fell for it.
Jack walked up to Hulk's house and knocked on the door.
Soon, the door slowly opened.
Jack stretched out the hand holding the apple. Two thick fingers pinched the apple, and it disappeared after Hulk chewed it a few times.
"Hulk, you're much easier to get along with than Bruce Banner."
The calm Hulk suddenly roared angrily, "Hulk! Not! Banner!"
Jack covered his ears and waved his hand. "I know, I know. Hulk is Hulk. I prefer being with you."
Hearing this, Hulk bent over and walked out of the shed, smiling as he said, "Friend. No, Banner."
Jack wanted to shake Hulk's hand but quickly gave up, fearing he'd get his arm ripped off.
"Hulk, I want to fight you."
"Hulk no fight you. You die."
Jack didn't expect Hulk to understand the concept of death—and to refuse him because Jack might get beaten so hard his cock would practically get cut off.
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