Of course, I came directly this time too. It will likely be the same going forward, but I have absolutely no intention of selecting an avatar. There was no reason to choose a different avatar when I have such a well-made appearance and abilities. And of all things, the choices were Deadpool and Lady Deadpool.
"Does the Leisure Life want me to do it all? I don't know why female avatar choices keep appearing."
First, I looked around to see where I was.
"It's New York. Since it's the original starting point. Deadpool must be selling used cars."
Since the setting is a college student, it seems I have no money, so I organized some gold bullion to create a certain amount of cash. You might ask why not use the money brought from the MCU, but even if they looked similar, there were differences. The size was different and the designs were slightly off. It seemed because it's a different multiverse. Still, since I have the universal currency gold, this was easily resolved. I sold gold bullion and quickly made about 500 million in cash.
"This should be enough."
I went to Drive Max, the used car dealership where Deadpool works. I happened to see Wade Wilson (Deadpool) working. As in the movie, his face was wrinkled like he had burns, and he was wearing a wig on his head. I called out to Wade.
"I'm looking to buy a used car, can I see a vehicle that also handles rough terrain well?"
"Of course. Among the vehicles in good condition now, there's a Mercedes G-Wagen. It's not that old, so the condition is good too. Would you like to take a look?"
"Sure."
I followed Wade to where the G-Wagen was parked. I looked around the G-Wagen and checked the interior; it was really in good condition as Wade said.
"Can I take this for a test drive?"
"Of course."
I took Wade in the passenger seat and drove around the used car dealership area once.
"The G-Wagen's ride comfort is definitely lacking. I heard the sensors break easily too, so owners have a hard time."
"That's true. The previous owner came to sell the vehicle holding his back. I wondered how hard he worked at night. Trying it out myself, I understood. Honestly, the ride comfort is trash."
I started to doubt if Wade was really someone trying to sell a vehicle.
"What about the Bronco?"
"The transmission is trash. The ride comfort and engine are good, but the transmission is the one that goes into the Explorer, so if the engine output is low it's somewhat bearable, but for a good engine like the Bronco, that transmission is no good."
"Then the Wrangler..."
"The Wrangler isn't as bad as the G-Wagen, but similarly, the ride comfort is poor on bumpy terrain and it lacks the latest systems. Honestly, these vehicles are made for off-road use rather than on-road, but problems arise from forcing them onto roads."
Wade was honestly telling the customer what he genuinely felt. He'd be great as a reviewer, but as someone selling vehicles, he was a complete failure. Hearing this, I wondered who would buy.
"Hmm... Then let's go look at other vehicles."
"Sure."
We returned to the used car dealership and looked at other vehicles. The Bronco was too old, and the G-Wagen really had poor ride comfort, so I bought one Wrangler that was relatively in good condition and red in color. While filling out the paperwork, I heard chattering next to me.
"See, I told you you could do it."
"What's this level, it's a piece of cake."
Probably 'Peter Wisdom' seemed to be praising Wade for selling a vehicle. I handed over the completed paperwork, paid, thanked Wade for the vehicle information, and gave him a tip.
"Whoa~! Thank you!"
Since Wade still had time before getting off work, I drove the vehicle to a mart, bought a lot of gas cans, alcohol, and food, and loaded them into the trunk. Then I went to a gas station, filled the tank to full, and also filled the purchased gas cans to the brim and stored them. This vehicle was for use in the Void.
I went back to the used car dealership, put the vehicle in my inventory, and while waiting for Wade to finish work, took out an iron sphere to practice gravity control. Due to Nano's knowledge, my understanding of gravity was already very high, and manipulation was easy due to the [Genius] ability. After practicing for about 3 hours like that, the [(S) Gravity Gravity Fruit] immediately ranked up to [(SS) Gravity Gravity Fruit (Awakened)].
"Huh? Why did it suddenly awaken?"
According to the setting, awakening occurs when the understanding of the ability and one's mind and body catch up to the fruit's power. Understanding was sufficiently high due to scientific knowledge, and mind and body—meaning heart and body—probably benefited from [Strong Will]. This raised a question.
"Then why haven't the other fruits awakened? Is it because understanding is lacking?"
I pondered a bit, but since there probably wouldn't be an answer even if I thought about it now, I decided to find out later when I go to the One Piece universe, and for now, since I achieved awakening, I got greedy. Honestly, when I saw 'Cassandra Nova's' ability in the original, a head-on fight seemed difficult, so I planned to try a surprise attack and escape with teleportation if it didn't work, but even that might have been risky.
That's how powerful 'Cassandra Nova's' telekinetic ability was. So I even thought about giving up, but with the fruit ability awakened, it seemed like there might be a chance even in a head-on fight. As long as I can offset it to some extent, I can just slice her up with swordsmanship.
"The key is whether this ability can block 'Cassandra Nova's' telekinesis..."
Since it can even drop giant meteorites, the output seems sufficient, but I couldn't guarantee precision since I just awakened.
"If it doesn't work, I'll just escape with teleportation, wait, and finish her off with a last hit around when the original story ends."
This conclusion was based on the premise that I could block it to some extent.
While practicing gravity control to pass time, it got dark, and I saw Wade leaving work on a bicycle with Peter. I used invisibility and followed from behind. Peter kept telling Wade to act as a superhero.
"I'm saying we go out about once a month. You miss those times too. We're Deadpool..."
"Stop it. We're not Deadpool. I'm not either, so what."
Wade, having been rejected by the Avengers and broken up with his girlfriend Vanessa, was trying to admit he wasn't an important existence and live an ordinary life. But Peter seemed to think Deadpool's past exploits weren't in vain.
Like that, the two went into their house. Today is the day of Wade's birthday party and also the day he gets abducted by the TVA. The TVA is the Time Variance Authority group from the Marvel universe. I didn't go into the house but waited in front of the door. I planned to follow into the TVA when Wade gets abducted.
After some time passed, 5 TVA agents gathered in front of the entrance of Wade's house and knocked. Shortly after, Wade opened the door and came out.
"Wade Wilson?"
Wade looked at the TVA agents and said.
"Oh~yeah! Stripper dancers. Dopinder called you. Is that costume a police costume?"
The TVA agents found that ridiculous.
"Keep the helmet on and just take off the clothes. What dance song should we use?"
The TVA agents, as if there was no more to listen to, took out the suppression baton, the TVA agent's专用 weapon. This suppression baton had quite cheat-like functions; it could slow down the opponent's time or send them to the end of time, the 'Void'. I should get one too when I go to the TVA. Of course, also the 'Tempad', the multiverse travel device.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, should I be scared? It's not my first time getting my ass handed to me, but this is a Disney movie."
Wade didn't understand the situation and seemed to really think the TVA agent's suppression baton was a dildo. When the TVA agents pressed the baton's button, it made a clacking sound and extended.
"Wait, wait! I'm not usually a bottom, so let's go slow and make eye contact sticky. Let's go downstairs, don't make a mess here, how about it everyone?"
Then the person who seemed to be the TVA agents' leader looked at Wade and said.
"I don't like you."
"Yeah, that's the attitude! Rough me up!"
With those words, a portal opened behind Wade, and in an instant, they grabbed Wade and dragged him away to the TVA. The leader-looking agent tried to subdue Wade by grabbing his hair, but since it was a wig, it just came off. The leader seemed momentarily flustered, looked at the wig in his hand for a moment, threw it on the ground, and entered the portal, so I followed in while hiding myself.
I saw Wade being dragged away unconscious by the TVA agents. Wade, while unconscious, seemed to have wet himself as his pants were getting damp. In that gap, I roamed around the TVA and collected necessary equipment. Suppression baton, Tempad that looks like a smartphone, technical data, Adamantium, etc. The TVA really had a lot to obtain. I immediately observed the Adamantium with [Six Eyes] to understand its structure. With this, I achieved the primary goal of coming here. Now if I just get the abilities, my business here is done.
After putting the looted items in my inventory like that, I moved to find Wade again.
"He wouldn't have already caused trouble and left, right? Well, even if he goes, according to the original, he comes back here anyway, so it doesn't matter."
I saw Paradox guiding Wade to the place where time strands are managed. Probably Paradox had finished explaining about the TVA. That place had many employees working in their individually created private offices, and on the front wall, multiple screens showed events happening in various time strands.
Paradox guided Wade to the place with multiple screens at the front and said.
"We brought you here to tell you that you are a special person. A person chosen for a greater purpose. A purpose even I don't fully know."
Paradox, the manager of the TVA, had called Wade, i.e., Deadpool, here to recruit him.
"But that purpose is to save the entire 'Sacred Timeline' from a grim future, and it's not something just anyone can do. Maybe the Avengers could."
"Does that 'Sacred Timeline' mean I'm going to Marvel? Like the MCU? As a friendly appearance, a cameo, or a mindlessly inserted multiverse variant?"
It was talking about the 'Sacred Timeline', i.e., the MCU universe I had been to. Wade seemed quite excited hearing Paradox's words. He probably thought, 'Am I finally doing something important?' Come to think of it, I'm not sure if it connects to the MCU I was in. I should check sometime.
"First, take a look."
Paradox operated a remote and pointed at the monitor in front. The monitor showed footage of Captain being active in the MCU.
"Captain!"
When the monitor showed Captain saluting, Wade seemed moved by the sight and saluted too. Along with the expectation that he too would soon go there and be active together.
Then Paradox spoke to Wade.
"Now the wandering ends."
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