What a shitty day.As if seeing Kimberly walk into a church of the God of Light wasn't bad enough, now John Hardley's thugs are trying to rope me into their pathetic gang.
This time it's Hank Dalloran's turn — one of John's top guys. A bald, hulking wall of muscle with exactly zero brain cells, easily over two meters tall. And of course, he's a demon too.
I ran into him earlier in an alley in the Bronx — though "ran into" makes it sound accidental, and I know damn well it wasn't.
I swear, one day I'll kill them all, one by one — John, Hank, and every single bastard in that criminal nest who refuses to leave me alone for even a second!
At least John Hardley is a demon with at least a little culture and intelligence. He gives me chills, but at least the guy can form a coherent sentence.
Hank can't. I don't think he's ever opened a book in his life, and even a three-year-old kid would probably sound more educated than him.
«Are you planning to stare at me all night while I feed, or what?!» I snap nervously, sitting with my back against the wall.
I'm sipping low-grade blood straight from the severed head of the guy I just decapitated, while that bald idiot Hank keeps staring at me like I'm some kind of circus freak.
«Why don't you want to join us? You'd get a lot of benefits working with Mr. Hardley,» Hank asks in that usual caveman grunt of his.
Weird that he managed to form a coherent sentence — though honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if John made him memorize it.
«Oh yeah? And what kind of benefits would those be?»
Hank mutters something — random, incoherent grunts.
Did he already forget what he was supposed to say? What an idiot…
But I don't even have time to complain before, that... FLASH!
A burst of white light floods the entire alley for a split second. I jerk my head upward.
What the hell was that?
But my concern turns into full-blown panic the moment that idiot Hank says two very clear words: «Monster Slayer!»
Shit.
Luckily, vampire reflexes are way faster than human ones — that's the only reason I manage to dodge, at the very last second, the diving slash that slams into the asphalt.
But what's even worse… that's no normal sword. I have no fucking idea what it is, but it's definitely not made of metal. It looks more like… solid light.
Yeah, I know — absurd. How the hell can light be solid? Don't ask me — that's just what it looks like. Some glowing material that doesn't even look solid, but the crater it left says otherwise.
I don't even want to imagine what would've happened if it had hit me.
And the one wielding that sword… she's definitely a woman. I can't be wrong about this kind of thing. She's covered head to toe in a long black cloak and even wears a completely white mask, but those hourglass hips and those firm, well-toned thighs showing under the tight suit leave no room for doubt.
But the worst part is that her entire body is glowing with the same blinding light the sword is made of — she looks like a fucking lightbulb!
Some idiot might say, «Hey, there's two of you and one of her, it'll be easy!»
No! That son of a bitch Hank bolted the instant he saw the angry lightbulb woman drop down on me!
The one time that meathead could've actually been useful, he runs for his life!
He didn't even think to yell something like, «I'll help you — but only if you join us!»
If he'd said that, I'm not saying I'd have agreed — but I would've at least considered it. Too bad he's too stupid to think that far.
The Monster Slayer, standing just a couple meters away, swings again. I manage to intercept her strike with my axe, but... CRACK!
My weapon shatters instantly on contact with hers.
Shit — this woman is insanely strong and fast! How the hell is she even human?! I need a plan — anything!
I swear, if I survive this, I'll stop hunting random junkies for blood!
Even though honestly, they should be thanking me — I'm cleaning up the garbage clogging these streets. I'm a fucking superhero fighting crime! And this is the thanks I get?! Getting chopped up by a Monster Slayer?! Fuck off!
She lunges again, aiming straight for my heart — the one part of my body I can't regenerate, along with my neck — and I dodge by a hair.
The problem is… I'm in a goddamn dead end.
My back hits the wall.
Fuck — why did I run into a dead end?!
Note to self: never again run into a dead end.
Oh right, I already swore that if I survived, I'd stop hunting humans. Fine, then — no more hunting humans… in dead ends.
And now, Vampire God, please don't let me die! Wait… is there even a Vampire God? I guess there must be… anyway, whoever you are, save me!
And right as I finish that ridiculous prayer...
PEW! PEW!
Two beams of black light rain down from the sky a split second before the Monster Slayer can take my head off with her glowing blade.
The first crashes down between us, forcing her to leap back. The second hits the wall behind me, blasting it open and giving me a way out.
A golden chance that I grab without a second thought — and I bolt, more explosions echoing behind me.
I guess the Monster Slayer and whoever saved my ass are fighting now, but that's not my problem.
All that matters is that… somehow, I'm still alive.