«This Dutch weed is insane! Best twenty bucks I've ever spent… COUGH! COUGH!» Naomi blurts out, savoring a massive joint — one of those you only see in gangsta rap videos.
We lit it up half an hour ago, and we're still not even halfway through. But that's normal — Naomi bought it from a close friend who, instead of a measly couple of grams, handed her a full five grams. And it's top-shelf stuff, too.
She's lying down with her head on a pillow, and I'm sprawled across the mattress with her using my stomach as a footrest.
I'm down to just my boxers, while she's wearing a black thong and a white tank top with no bra — so thin you can see her cute nipples pushing through.
A romantic comedy is playing on the TV mounted on the wall. Normally, Naomi hates those sappy movies — except when she's high. We still don't know why; probably because weed makes her emotional.
But right now, that romantic comedy suddenly takes a horny turn when the two leads finally end up having sex, and that scene instantly reminds me of something my baked brain had completely forgotten — wanting to fuck Naomi.
Yeah, it's weird to forget something like that — but we're talking about Naomi here. I wouldn't even consider her a sister; she's more like a bro, and wanting to fuck your bro isn't exactly something that pops into your head every day.
«Hey, Naomi, I've been thinking about something for a while… how about we fuck?» I ask — straight to the point.
But her reaction is nothing like what I expected. Actually, considering it's Naomi and she's absolutely baked, maybe I should've expected it.
I almost feel embarrassed when she bursts out laughing right in my face, tears in her eyes.
«God, Jace, you're making me piss myself laughing!» she cackles, rolling around on the bed.
So… is that a yes or a no?
As I try to make sense of her laughter, I feel her bare foot slide off my stomach and down toward my erection. She starts rubbing it between her curled toes, running them along the whole length.
«Jace, you're seriously the king of losers. You got hard from watching a sex scene on TV!» she snorts, still grinding the sole of her foot against my dick with such energy that anyone else in my place probably would've cum already.
«I got hard because I remembered how long I've wanted to fuck you — and, well, you're jerking me off with your foot! Besides, you still haven't answered me.»
«How was I supposed to know you were being serious? I can't read your mind! With all the girls you bang, I'd never have imagined you actually wanted to fuck someone like me…» she mutters, pushing herself upright, sitting cross-legged beside me.
Ah, right… Naomi thinks she's ugly. God, what an idiot.
She's not a supermodel, but right now, wearing only her thong and tank top instead of her usual baggy jeans and studded jackets, she's actually looking pretty damn sexy.
«Ah, well then I'm fine with it — as long as your mom doesn't freak out afterward. It's already a miracle she even lets you sleep over here. She probably thinks I'm a lesbian or something,» she slurs.
«Wait… so you're not actually a lesbian?» I ask, genuinely shocked.
«Idiot! Just because I dress like some punk-rock chick doesn't mean I don't like dick! But seriously, you thought I was a lesbian and still asked me to fuck? Was it just to tick "fuck a lesbian" off your bucket list or what?»
Her words completely shatter everything I thought I knew. There are only three things in life you can count on: death, taxes, and Naomi liking pussy. And if even one of those pillars crumbles, your whole world starts shaking.
Oh shit — Naomi's actually getting pissed. I need to fix this fast before she changes her mind about fucking.
«What kind of bullshit are you talking about?! And for the record, I already fucked a lesbian.»
«You never told me that story.»
«You're right, sorry — I meant to tell you but then I completely forgot. Anyway, you know Jennifer — the redhead from fourth year? She's openly lesbian and even has a girlfriend — but I'm sure you know that, since literally everyone at school does. What not everyone knows, though, is that a few months ago Jennifer suddenly decided she wanted to figure out whether her girlfriend — apparently bisexual — liked guys or girls more. Some kind of loyalty test or whatever. Long story short, she asked me to fuck her girlfriend while Jennifer watched. I'll admit, at first it was kinda weird — I'd never fucked someone while another person was literally getting off right next to us — but eventually the ice broke and it turned into a threesome. Afterward they told me it was basically just a shared kink of theirs.»
«Wow, what a thrilling story,» Naomi says, dripping sarcasm.
I'm not sure that was the best way to prove I'm not trying to sleep with her just to tick "fuck a lesbian" off my bucket list, but hopefully it made her understand she's not just some trophy for my collection. Judging by her reaction, I'd say she believed me.
Naomi gets on her knees on the mattress. With clumsy movements, she pulls off her black thong, leans toward me, and does the same with my boxers.
She finally lets out a small, satisfied grin at the sight of my huge dick standing tall right in front of her surprised eyes. It's the first time I've ever been fully naked in front of her — and the same goes for her with me.
Her pussy is really cute — small, completely shaved, and with a piercing on her pubic mound. At first glance, it's the typical tight, closed pussy of someone who hasn't taken a dick in a long while.
«D-Don't get cocky, Jace,» she mutters, grabbing my erection with both hands. «I'm only doing this because you're my best friend… and because you've got a really big dick, okay?»