This was bad.
After finishing a full set of services for Fujimasa March, Suluo immediately felt like something had gone wrong.
Seriously, girl—
I was pressing that hard, so why did you still look like you were enjoying it?!
Is something wrong with you, or is something wrong with me?
No, no, no—there's absolutely nothing wrong with my technique…
Then it must be this horse-girl in front of me!
Damn it, she looks so proper and serious—how is she secretly an M?!
While Suluo was ranting in his head, Fujimasa March looked refreshed and full of energy.
Suluo's technique had honestly exceeded her expectations…
She'd actually been prepared to take a hidden loss—expecting the whole thing to be shady.
But she never imagined his service would be so on point.
It was like he knew exactly where she felt uncomfortable—wherever it hurt, he pressed right there…
Especially that spot just now…
Thinking of how she'd lost control earlier, Fujimasa March's cheeks turned slightly red.
It was the first time she'd ever realized she could make that kind of sound…
Somehow… it felt kind of novel.
"Um… should I still pay you something?" she asked, turning to Suluo.
Suluo's expression immediately changed.
"No, no, no. I'm not the type to break my word. I said it was free, so it's free. How could I take your money?"
"I see…"
Since he insisted, she didn't force it. She simply remembered the favor, thinking that once she started earning prize money from races, she'd come patronize this place a few more times.
After a little small talk, Suluo led her back out to the lobby.
Noren Ace, who had been waiting for ages, saw Suluo's constipated-looking face and couldn't resist teasing him.
"Hehehe, my dear boss—what, did you not perform well? It's fine! If you messed up, just say so. Me and Mini won't laugh at you~"
"Go to hell," Suluo rolled his eyes.
But Fujimasa March spoke up in his defense.
"No, Suluo's technique was amazing. It really is worth that price."
"Huh? Seriously?" Noren Ace stared at her, stunned.
Looking closer, March's skin really did seem a bit more moisturized and smooth.
So the effect was that good?
If even March said so, then Suluo's skills were the real deal…
"No wonder you didn't hire other staff, boss—you were hiding this all along."
"I wasn't hiding anything. You just didn't believe me."
Hearing the compliments made Suluo feel uncomfortable all over.
At this point, he couldn't exactly admit that he'd been randomly mashing like an idiot.
"Oh right—where's Oguri Cap? She's not here?" Fujimasa March asked curiously.
"Oguri? She's training at the track with Kitahara."
"Why? You looking for her?"
"No… I'm just a little curious about her," March said with a smile and shook her head.
"Anyway, thank you for today. If I get the chance, I'll come again next time."
"N-next time?!"
No, sis. Please don't.
If you come next time, wouldn't that mean I'd have to make money?!
Damn it—so the service really did backfire!
Ugh, ugh, ugh, Suluo—use that super brain and think of a way out!
But in the end, even as Fujimasa March left, Suluo still couldn't find a good excuse to stop her from coming again.
Sigh… this one was self-inflicted…
—
Time flowed on, and the rest of the month passed in a flash.
During this period, Suluo crammed a bunch of Uma Musume knowledge.
He finally understood the thing Kitahara had told him—about how ash-gray (grey-haired) horse-girls "don't run fast."
It wasn't exactly false. There really weren't many grey-haired horse-girls with strong results…
Someone like Oguri Cap—who'd already shown outstanding strength in academy training races—was extremely rare.
Not quite one-in-ten-thousand… but at least one-in-a-thousand.
Suluo didn't know if his luck was good or bad—he randomly picked a grey-haired horse-girl, and she turned out to be this exceptional.
But what's done is done. Complaining now wouldn't change anything.
In the remaining time that month, Suluo also took Oguri Cap and swept through the restaurants on the shopping street.
They cleared out the kitchens' ingredient stock multiple times. If Suluo hadn't called a stop, Oguri Cap really might have eaten a shop into bankruptcy.
Thanks to Oguri's terrifying appetite, Suluo completed half of his remaining 2,000,000 yen monthly loss KPI.
The last 1,000,000 yen of the loss KPI he used to pay wages to Noren Ace and the others.
Originally, Noren's group only planned to work one week at the foot spa.
But after experiencing the work environment, they found it unexpectedly nice and decided to renew their contracts.
Suluo, of course, wouldn't miss such a delicious chance to lose money—he signed them all.
Still, something happened during that time that made him want to scream.
Fujimasa March.
Suluo honestly didn't think he'd done anything weird!
But that girl… she was like she'd tasted the marrow and gotten addicted—coming back regularly to ask him for massages.
Is my massage technique laced with crack?!
Seriously, girl—each visit costs 100,000 yen!
Are you really that rich?!
Damn rich people. Hate them.
And thanks to Fujimasa March, Suluo's foot spa had now made 200,000 yen in profit—which meant he had to think of a way to lose it again.
It was infuriating.
Suluo decided he needed to give her an ugly nickname!
That's it!
From now on, you're Ohoho Fairy No. 1!
And if you push me too far one day, I'll secretly record your "ohoho" and use it to threaten you!
"Miss, you don't want other people to hear your ohoho voice, do you?"
"So don't come next time!"
…Well, those were thoughts he only dared to have in his head.
He definitely wouldn't actually do it.
After all, she was still a paying customer, and she hadn't done anything wrong.
Still…
It was really annoying!
All in all, after finding a way to spend that extra 200,000 yen on extra meals for Oguri Cap, Suluo managed to flawlessly complete his loss KPI by the end of the month.
[Detected that the host has completed the monthly loss task of 5,000,000. Extra rewards will now be issued.]
[Physical fitness increased!]
[Attractiveness to horse-girls increased!]
[Next stage task: Please lose 8,000,000 within this month.]
[Loss funds have been deposited into your account. Please check.]
"Well, that's an unexpected pleasant surprise."
Suluo's eyes lit up as he looked at the system's extra rewards.
Losing money can improve physical fitness? What a deal!
But what does "increased attractiveness to horse-girls" mean…
Is it meant to help me invest in new horse-girls more easily?
If that's the case, then it's not a bad reward at all.
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