Traveler—Danger!
Transcendent Chat Group
Nahida:
If I were Senior Barbatos, I would teach Dvalin how to be a person—ah, no, how to be a dragon!
If once isn't enough, then ten times. If ten times isn't enough, then a hundred times!
As long as the repetitions are enough, he'll definitely understand. (serious.jpg)
Furina:
Hiss—this is terrifying!
If I were Barbatos…
Forget it—Court of Judgment activated!
Death penalty! Death penalty~!
Lumine:
6!
Paimon:
6!
Alice:
6!
Barbara:
6—ah no, wait, not 6!
Lord Barbatos isn't that kind of person!
Dvalin:
...
One wanted to imprison him and turn him into a dragon-girl.
One wanted to slash him with a blade.
One wanted to lecture him ten, a hundred times about "proper dragon conduct."
One went straight to execution.
Good grief.
Each one more ruthless than the last!
It was as if he had committed some unforgivable atrocity…
Can I still be treated like a living being here?
That said—after venting his revenge and calming down,
Dvalin entered a sage-like state.
In an instant, intelligence reclaimed his mind.
"Barbatos wouldn't go that far."
"But given how unserious he is…"
"Once he sobers up, there's no way he'll let this go."
"He'll probably prank me in return…"
As Dvalin analyzed the situation,
he recalled Barbatos' earlier black-history moments.
A shiver ran through his body.
No. Absolutely not.
He refused to experience that.
Lowering his head, he glanced at Barbatos in his claws—
still dazed and half-asleep.
A decision was made.
Dvalin adjusted direction and beat his wings toward Liyue.
Originally, he planned to take Barbatos back to Stormterror's Lair.
But now?
Liyue was safer.
Only that old gentleman could keep this bard in check.
And thus, today's commentary officially came to an end.
Aside from one unfortunate individual,
everyone else enjoyed their fill of top-tier drama.
After some casual chatting, people returned to their own affairs.
Jean and the Knights of Favonius began dispersing Mondstadt's crowds.
Nahida continued searching Irminsul for clues about the Traveler's brother.
And as for Furina—
She went to visit the one in the mirror.
Blue Planet — Villa
Luo Chen finished editing the video.
After synchronizing it to Teyvat as usual, he leaned back and spoke:
"System, summarize today's gains."
The mechanical voice responded.
"Ding! Congratulations, Host—10.1 billion emotion points acquired!"
"Ding! You have received a synced reward: Strange Wine Gourd!"
"Ding! You have received a synced reward: Negative Purification Card x1!"
"Ding! Strange Wine Gourd: Once per day, produces alcohol from different worlds. There is a chance to generate special alcohol."
"Ding! If special-function alcohol is produced, it can only affect one person."
"Ding! Negative Purification Card: Removes all negative conditions from the body, including but not limited to injuries, loss of limbs, memory damage, and erosion."
"Ding! This item is bound and cannot be transferred."
"Ding! Rewards have been placed into system storage."
Strange Wine Gourd…
Negative Purification Card…
Luo Chen stroked his chin thoughtfully.
The former was similar to yesterday's Strange Water Cup—
one produced water, the other alcohol.
As for the latter—
A full cleanse of all negative conditions.
In some sense, it was a life-saving trump card.
A very solid reward.
Though now he was curious—
how were things on Venti and Dvalin's side?
"System, show me today's reward usage."
The livestream footage flowed into his mind.
After watching it, his expression turned… colorful.
Venti turning into a catgirl?
He had expected it—
but seeing it firsthand was still something else.
No wonder players constantly questioned that bard's gender.
Those ears.
Those paws.
That tail.
Tsk tsk…
Honestly impressive.
In terms of absurdity, it rivaled the female Geo Archon edits on Bilibili.
Still—
He had zero impure thoughts.
This catgirl belonged to Dvalin.
He wasn't greedy.
Just Diona, Keqing-cat, Kirara, and Lynette were enough~
Those were the true catgirls!
After admiring the chaos, Luo Chen shifted focus to the main event.
"10.1 billion…"
"Hiss!"
He sucked in a sharp breath.
He knew commenting on gods would generate massive emotion points.
He knew it would break records.
But this much?
10.1 billion emotion points!
Compared to the previous record of 2.9 billion—
more than triple.
This was what "absolute dominance" looked like.
A cliff-level lead.
So this was the terrifying influence of the Seven Archons…
Love it.
With the previous 4.5 billion stored up,
he now had 14.6 billion emotion points.
The highest he'd ever had.
For the first time—
High-tier gacha didn't feel unreachable.
Feeling good, he decided to celebrate.
"System, three mid-tier draws."
"Ding! Drawing…"
"Ding! Congratulations—100,000 RMB!"
"Ding! Congratulations—100 sets of Premium Catgirl Outfits!"
"Ding! Congratulations—Hydro Archon Ability Template!"
"Ding! Rewards have been placed into system storage."
"…One hundred catgirl outfits."
Luo Chen's mouth twitched.
He'd just been thinking about catgirls, and this happened?
Was the system spying on his browsing history?
Still—
system products were always top quality.
These outfits were definitely legit.
Paired with the previously drawn thigh-high stockings…
He sighed.
Please be generous next time, system.
Without hesitation, he continued:
"System, integrate Hydro Archon Ability Template."
A surge of watery energy descended and merged with his body.
Moments later—
another boost.
Not huge, but noticeable.
Compared to his current strength, it was small—
but compared to his former normal-human self?
Night and day.
After familiarizing himself with Hydro abilities, he nodded.
Very practical.
At the very least—
he'd never need to drink water during livestreams again.
Beyond that trivial use, he grew curious.
In Genshin lore, the first Hydro Eidolons were born from
the First Hydro Archon Egeria's tears.
Now that he had the Hydro Archon template—
could he create Pure Water Spirits?
And if he later obtained Primordial Seawater—
could those spirits become human?
Whether it was curiosity from the Dendro template
or his own interests—
the idea tempted him.
Sadly, Earth's conditions were limited.
He'd have to wait.
With a sigh, he moved on.
"System, open status panel."
A virtual screen appeared.
Host: Luo Chen
Emotion Points: 1.16 billion
Abilities:
• Anemo Archon Template
• Geo Archon Template
• Electro Archon Template
• Dendro Archon Template
• Hydro Archon Template
Items:
Gourmet Tablecloth, Excalibur, Enhanced Sky AK-47, No-Fattening Meatballs…
"Five Archon templates already…"
Only two left.
Would he get nothing?
Or summon a dragon?
He shook his head and refocused.
So far—
six commentaries had been completed:
Traveler Lumine
• Jean & Barbara
• Keqing & Ganyu
• Ayaka
• Neuvillette & Navia
• Barbatos & Dvalin
According to plan—
Next up: Zhongli and Azhdaha.
Whether serious or not—
these two were heavyweights.
"If even Venti, who barely works, brought this many emotion points…"
"Then reviewing that old fossil will be insane."
Another ten billion—at least.
Motivation skyrocketed.
He prepared carefully this time.
Unlike Venti, Zhongli had far too many achievements.
Sorting and categorizing everything took time.
Now he finally understood why content creators went
from daily uploads to weekly… then yearly.
It was exhausting.
Thankfully, he wasn't normal anymore.
Just… slower.
Soon, livestream time arrived.
After lunch, Luo Chen checked emotion points again.
Another massive jump—
5 billion more from previous videos.
God commentaries really had staying power.
"5 billion…"
"Combined with the previous 11.6 billion—16.6 billion total!"
"What a beautiful day."
Stretching lazily, he smiled.
"System—start the seventh livestream."
Teyvat
As commentary time approached, people dropped what they were doing.
Snacks prepared. Drinks ready.
The chat erupted.
Lumine:
Hey my dear friends—have you eaten lunch yet?
Lisa:
All ready~ (photo.jpg)
Xiangling:
Check out my feast! (photo.jpg)
Keqing:
Sigh… another ordinary day eating Legendary-tier beef offal…
Ei:
Dango ready~
Navia:
Macarons here~!
Lumine:
Not bad! But check this out—Paimon, go!
Paimon:
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Barbara:
Huh? That doesn't look like Wanmin Restaurant or the Jade Chamber…
Yoimiya:
Looks like… the Kamisato Estate?
Charlotte:
Kamisato Estate?! Traveler—you're in Inazuma?!
Lumine:
Yep~ Thanks to Ayaka's family for the hospitality!
Paimon:
Thanks Ayaka! Thanks Ayato! Thanks Thoma!
Neuvillette:
First Wanmin, then Jade Chamber, now Kamisato Estate… the Traveler has serious connections.
Alice:
Hehe~ aren't you afraid of yandere Ayaka locking you up?
Lumine:
...
Paimon:
...
Kamisato Estate
The cheerful atmosphere froze.
Lumine awkwardly glanced around.
Truth be told—
after seeing Ayaka's earlier "not-so-serious" commentary,
she was worried about not making it back.
But after seeing Signora's actions yesterday—
she snapped.
Who does that woman think she is?!
She had to teach her a lesson.
That was why she came to Inazuma.
Paimon was nervous too—
but loyalty came first.
Originally, they planned to resonate with the Electro Statue and leave.
But Ayaka's hospitality was overwhelming.
And here they were.
Seeing the tension, Ayato coughed lightly.
"Ahem. The light-screen's commentary is just for entertainment."
"My sister is perfectly normal."
"So Traveler, Paimon—no need to worry."
"Y-Yes! The head of the house is right!"
Thoma added hurriedly.
Though his confidence was… lacking.
Ayaka's final glance in the light-screen haunted him.
Lumine and Paimon exchanged a look, relieved.
"Haha, see? Ayaka is totally—"
She didn't finish.
Ayaka suddenly spoke.
"Traveler… so you finally noticed~"
"No teleport gates—leaving won't be easy now."
"Why not stay at the Kamisato Estate forever~?"
"Hehehe~"
She raised her head.
The gentle smile vanished—
replaced by that familiar yandere expression.
Her true nature revealed.
Traveler—Danger!
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