Chapter 70 – A Game, a Shame
Charlie began introducing Sir Pentious to the hotel:
— Well, right here is the bar. This one is our bartender, Husk.
She said pointing:
— Well, this is our wall after you broke the first one... and it's right there.
At that moment, Vaggie came close to Charlie and said:
— Honey, you don't need to show every place in the hotel to him.
Charlie said excitedly:
— But I'm so happy! We finally have our first guest!
Angel, hearing this, complained:
— Hello? I'm here too, aren't I? I'm not a guest too?
Charlie said:
— Well, you're an important member of our family, Angel. You just have some little problems...
Vaggie said:
— Sexual harassment with our staff, ruins our image, and usually shows zero interest.
Razan approached and said:
— Ah, you forgot that he's super quarrelsome and likes to cause trouble with everyone.
Angel said:
— Well, in my defense, this is Hell, so everyone is like that.
Charlie said:
— But, Angel, that's exactly why we opened the hotel: to see if sinners change that way to achieve redemption. So it's nice to have someone who has at least a little interest.
She said while pointing at Sir Pentious.
Charlie then approached Sir Pentious and said:
— This one on the floor is our maid, Niffty.
Razan, seeing Niffty, took a step back and thought:
I think she's cute, but when I remember where she puts those hands, it's impossible to want her to touch me. After all, my dragon nose already suffers enough just from the Hell environment. I don't need to smell the bad odor up close.
Niffty, seeing Sir Pentious, jumped on him and said:
— The bad thing is here!
She clung to Sir Pentious and said:
— Don't leave me again.
Charlie looked at this awkwardly and said:
— We're almost sure she doesn't have any problems.
She was then about to show the rest of the hotel when Alastor appeared in front of her.
Charlie said surprised:
— Alastor, you're already back?
He then looked at Sir Pentious and said:
— This is Alastor, the great manager of our hotel. Alastor, you've already met our new guest, right?
Alastor smiling said:
— Ah yes, you're the guy who tore my coat. I'll definitely remember your face.
He said threateningly.
Razan said, sitting in the chair with Loona:
— Dude, don't be so hard on the little snake. After all, he's not very intelligent, so it's normal for him to commit stupidities.
Alastor smiling said:
— Ah, my dear, this is Hell. Some stupidities are unforgivable, right?
Razan said:
— Well, people ended up here because of mistakes they made in life, so you have a point.
Charlie said:
— Now, everyone, stop the sad talk. We have to make our new guest feel at home.
Loona said while scrolling on her phone:
— Well, that's going to be pretty hard. After all, he seems like a pretty weird guy.
Razan said:
— Well, I thought he was a little fun. He reminds me of those cartoon villains who only screw up trying to complete their evil plans of world domination.
Loona looked at Sir Pentious and said:
— Well, now that you mentioned it, he really does look like that type of cartoon villain.
Charlie said:
— Everyone, don't lose the main focus. Now that we have a new guest, I can finally do a little game so we can get to know each other better.
She said clapping her hands:
— My name is Charlie, I sing well, and as for how well we know each other, it goes from zero to one hundred.
She then pointed at Sir Pentious.
Sir Pentious said:
— I am Sir Pentious. I was once evil, despite my little eggs. I consider myself skilled.
Angel, seeing this, said:
— You guys are so cheesy.
Charlie said:
— Come on, be nice, Angel.
She then looked at Razan and said:
— Come on, Razan, set the example.
Razan, who was holding back laughter, froze. He pointed a finger at his own face and asked with hope it wasn't him:
— Charlie, you're not talking about me, are you?
Charlie nodded her head.
He was about to say no when he saw two deadly glares behind him and looked and saw Vaggie and Loona staring at him.
Razan then gave a tired smile and said:
— I am a dragon and despite being powerful, I am very kind-hearted.
He then fell off the couch from embarrassment.
Loona, seeing this, couldn't hold it and started laughing:
— Hahahahah!
Vaggie, seeing this, sighed and thought:
Well, it's going to be a long day.