What is a harem?
It could be called a dream that countless people, regardless of gender, yearn for.
However, I think this. A harem should only be given to those who can handle it and have the capacity for it.
Figures like Emperors are like that. Or perhaps our dear friend Solomon.
For now... I think it's too much for me. Well, isn't it? I'm already unable to handle it, being tossed around every night.
Women who whisper love and crave my body...
A reward, you say?
Do you think this is some kind of adult site? Don't you know why in a marital relationship, as time passes, the man becomes fearful and tries to avoid it?
It's not like I have techniques that would put Fergus to shame. There's no way I could overpower and subdue them.
Far from me taking the lead, I'm being forcibly led due to an overwhelming difference in power. Being done by incredible beauties could be seen as a reward... but there should be limits. A man has his limits, and getting pounded for hours and then squeezed would kill me mentally...
That's also why, fearing I might get existential dread 365 days a year, I set a minimum of one person per day. If I get done by not just one but several, then I truly become a real doll... I don't want that.
Anyway, to get to the point... While I feel it's good to have a harem, I see it as high risk. The obligatory defensive battles are too tough.
Anyway... the reason for suddenly talking about this? That's also a very simple answer, my friend.
"Hehe, Senpai...♡"
Because a rather burdensome junior has come to visit, you see.
"A lovely sight, isn't it, Master~?"
"Reines..."
"The dramatic reunion of senior and junior. Truly a scene from a novel or drama, right?"
"Honestly, ah shit, I think a Dream Ending would be good too."
"Oh my~ Master, do you want to deny our existence? What a hopeless pupil you are~? This teacher will have to fix that rotten disposition, won't she~?"
"Why don't you hurry up and become a Lord and talk then?"
"I'm from a timeline where I'm already a Lord, you know. Of course, I'm from before that."
This brat doesn't lose in a war of words. I think I understand Waver's hardships.
"To begin with, saying that between us also makes me a bit sad, you know?"
"What's our relationship?"
"Aren't we Bond 10~? I'm also a main story member, you know?"
"It feels like it's been a while since I stopped taking you..."
"Well, I hear I'm obsolete~"
At least since Koyan, I haven't used her much. Is it the same for Zhuge Liang? Basically, I only used Zhuge Liang and Koyan. Well, Zhuge Liang and Sima Yi don't have color-specific buffs, right? So naturally, I ended up not using them.
"Anyway... It seems everyone already here has already done it, right? Seeing the video BB secretly filmed... You're thicker than I thought, Master?"
"... What is?"
"You know what I mean~?"
Reines laughs teasingly while making fun of me. This mischievous, bratty child...
"Or perhaps, teach me a proper lesson here with that...?"
"Don't you have any sense of shame?"
"I wonder if there are any Servants left who still have that? Like a certain swimsuit saint lady somewhere?"
Hmm, I have nothing to say... Anyway, I dissuade her.
Being bold has its limits...
First, calming down the unnecessary chatter, I talk with Ritsuka's party...
How should I put it, the atmosphere feels strange?
"You went through a hellish scene."
"I'm going through it in real-time?"
"No, not that... No, never mind... I apologize for my previous rudeness."
Alter Jeanne abruptly apologizes to me, X looks at me like I'm a monster, and Alter Saber looks at me with admiring eyes, saying I'm amazing. Why are they like this?
"Indeed, the Shinsengumi."
"No, I'm not Shinsenguli..."
Meanwhile, Hijikata praises Manbun-kun, saying she's truly Shinsenguli. Why is that?
"How about just calling her Shinsenguli~? She's basically Okita's substitute over there, you know."
"Since Sakura Saber is a Saber, I, in the position of the true Saber, have no choice but to shoulder the weight of being a Saber, so I understand."
Saber Alter grins and tells Manbun-kun with an expression that says she should give up. X also seems to have half given up and entered enjoyer mode.
"Hokusai, what's going on...?"
"Hmm... There's that. Since it's something Mash did, I feel awkward commenting too."
Just what did Mash do...
"Gudako-senpai."
"Yes? Why?"
"... If you have any hardships, you can rely on us."
"... Okay."
What on earth did they talk about for her to act like this? Mash and Ritsuka look at me with warm eyes. Why? I'm not a pitiful guy...!
No, am I actually pitiful...?
Anyway, this isn't it.
"Ahem...! The Singularity isn't over yet. Yes, there's still more. It feels like it's been going on forever, but? Unfortunately, it's almost evening. So, let's finish restoring the Singularity starting tomorrow by beating up the allied forces in one day."
First, we need to restore the Singularity. And, Ritsuka's party surprisingly has Boudica.
Is she an ally? Like in the game, the side that forgave Nero? I don't get it...
But somehow, maybe because I also hang out with extraordinary Servants? How should I put it... I got the feeling she was hiding some kind of emotion.
Of course, it didn't seem bad, so I decided to let it pass. At most, it's Boudica. Even if she causes something, I don't think it's a level we can't handle.
For today, we decide to stay on the Nautilus, and the Mariners guide us to the crew quarters, so we sleep on the Nautilus for tonight.
"The crew quarters are cleaner than I thought?"
I say the promised line and go inside. Hmm, why is the bed so big? Is it queen-sized?
"It's bigger than Senpai's bed?"
"Yes, it is."
"... I'll step out for a moment."
"? Okay."
Mash looks around my room and then leaves. What's up?
First, I lie down on the bed. Hmm, it's soft and fluffy.
Shortly after, my door opens and Koyanskaya comes in.
"What's up?"
"Ahem... Master?"
"Yes?"
"You see, I came here directly to serve you. So... naturally, what else could it be but service?"
"... Wait a second."
The moment I speak, light shines on Koyanskaya. Then, Koyanskaya splits into light and darkness. What, she's not a single-celled organism...
"Shh... I won't allow escape...?"
"I've already arranged Master's entire~ schedule, you know? Tonight is already decided, okay?"
This is death... This is death...!
The Koyanskayas roughly tear off my top. Ahh, it's a supply item...!
"M, Mash said she's coming back! Do you want to show Mash a shocking scene!?"
""....""
Since I said Mash is coming, it's not a lie. The two Koyanskayas put me down for a moment...
"Is that so... Then there's no choice."
"Ahh, I thought this was the chance... I guess I'll just withdraw this time."
Surprisingly, they obediently back off when Mash is mentioned. Is Mash special treatment?
But I survived.
"Phew... That's a relief."
Whir~
Soon after, the door opens again. Is it Mash?
"Ah, Mash───"
What, is my vision wrong?
"Miss Koyanskaya came out, so I thought something happened, but it seems nothing has happened yet? That's good, Senpai."
"... M, Mash? That appearance, what is it...?"
"What do you mean? Well, it's what I wore for you, Senpai?"
"..........."
"Don't worry. Even if you've already done it a lot with the others, you're still you, Senpai. You know that saying? Unicorns that only accept virgins. I'm not a bicorn, but it's okay even if you're not a virgin. Because you're you, Senpai? So..."
Slurp...
"I love you, Senpai♥ Forever...♥"
This is clearly the ending where I get dismembered and taxidermied, right? Haha...
Someone save me────
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"Good thing I placed a surveillance camera where Senpai is."
Meanwhile, somewhere in Chaldea.
BB and Meltryllis, who were sent back, were watching the present world through a small TV.
"So only Protea and that stubborn girl are left? Next will be that fake vixen."
"Indeed. I thought we couldn't beat Miss Mash... But to think that fake fox would steal the initiative. Probably not today, but she'll do it tomorrow... It makes me furious! Originally, I was planning to somehow squeeze in there and aim for a junior covering meal!"
"You'd die, you know?"
"Well, the venomous Miss Mash wants to monopolize Senpai even for a moment. So? What do you think? That fake is going to make the first move, you know?"
Grit...!
"... Is she going to awaken like that?"
"Hmm... To begin with, her treatment lately hasn't been too good... Could she really? But... the venomous feeling is stronger on that side... Well, she has no spirit origin and her swimsuit came out ages ago..."
A woman lying behind the two, watching the TV. She bites into a pancake, glaring at the screen with venomous eyes...