Ning Rongrong, Tang Ya, and Jiang Nannan were staring at the sky as Su Yan and Bibi Dong flew off one after the other. Tang Ya couldn't resist snapping a photo.
[Dark Avenger: pic. (two figures in the sky)]
[Everyone:???]
[Liu Erlong: Has Su Yan roasted the Old Woman so often that he forgot she's right beside him?]
[Bo Saixi: So here's the question—do you think Su Yan's PUA is on point?]
[Yanzi is not a Swallow: Yep, yep.]
[Group Member Number Nine: She flees, he chases, neither can escape; he's poisoned by her, hopelessly ill.]
[Everyone: 666.]
[I Am an Orphan: Huh?]
[Tang Yuehua: I suspect those two ditched Ning Rongrong and the rest for a private date.]
[Zhu Zhuqing: Drop the "suspect"!]
Over here.
Bibi Dong had just chased Su Yan to a riverside outside the city when the messages in the Group Chat made her whole face crumple.
What the—
Why is every single person in this group so shameless?
"Still running, Little Bastard?"
Su Yan gave a wry, half-crying smile.
"Not running. What I said earlier was just value-lowering PUA. In truth, the real Supreme Pontiff sister is the most charismatic woman in the World."
Bibi Dong frowned at him, thoughts unreadable.
"You really believe that?"
Su Yan nodded emphatically. "Absolutely. I swear every word's sincere. Your charm isn't something those little girls can match."
"If Your Pontiff sister would be my girlfriend, I'd laugh myself awake in my dreams. Did you forget? I picked you over both you and Bo Saixi back then!"
Bibi Dong rolled her eyes. "You silver-tongued brat. I'm how many years older? Be your girlfriend?"
Su Yan looked odd. "Auntie Ah Yin is even older than me."
"???"
That one line left Bibi Dong dumbfounded.
Well… true.
A hundred-thousand-year Blue Silver Grass could nibble tender shoots—why couldn't she? It'd be steady profit… a—spit, spit!
[Su Yan: That's what PUA is. Anyway, let's keep going with Rongrong.]
[Su Yan: At twelve, after one tantrum, she ran away from home and somehow ended up in the back-of-beyond Shrek Academy.]
[Su Yan: On day two, the two support Spirit Masters Ning Rongrong and Oscar were ordered by Flender to run twenty laps around the village. Our Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School's Little Princess wasn't about to swallow that?]
[Yanzi is not a Swallow: Then what?]
[Zhu Zhuqing: Then the fun began—Little Princess ignored Flender, trotted off to Suotuo City for food and fun, strolled around and came back.]
[Everyone: 666.]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Hold up—wasn't Su Yan telling the story? Zhuqing, why are you talking? You didn't come to Dou 2 World.]
[Liu Erlong: How'd you know?]
[Zhu Zhuqing: Su Yan told me. When he went to Heaven Dou City looking for Yanzi, he was afraid Rongrong would repeat history and get PUA'd by Flender, so he clued me in.]
[Ning Rongrong: So that's why you and Xiao Wu were waiting on the road that day. Hey—wait, you didn't exactly spare me either!]
[Loves Eating Carrots: I suddenly want to laugh—Rongrong wasn't PUA'd by Flender, looks like she got the treatment from Zhuqing.]
[Zhu Zhuqing: Wrong. How's that PUA? I personally taught her to fix her flaws and chase my boyfriend—how's that PUA?]
[Everyone: 666.]
[Yanzi is not a Swallow: Classic you!]
[Liu Erlong: Zhuqing, I've got this friend, you catch my drift?]
[Tang Yuehua: Yes—Erlong's friend is Tang Yuehua. She'd like some of your PUA too.]
[Hu Liena: I've got a friend.]
[Red Dust Dream Dream Dream: You all "have a friend"; I just want to be friends with Zhuqing.]
Over here.
Sitting riverside, Bibi Dong and Su Yan read Zhuqing's lines in the chat; Bibi Dong felt too weary even to mock.
So being handsome lets you do whatever you want?
She sighed. "Little Bastard, how'd you land a gem like Zhuqing as a girlfriend?"
"With a treasure like her, you still can't focus. Just us two now—be honest: how many girlfriends do you plan to collect? Gonna rope in every woman in this chat?"
Hearing that, Su Yan suddenly asked, "Pontiff sister, do you know what my dream was before I got my Golden Finger, back when I was just a common Spirit Master?"
"What?"
Bibi Dong watched, curious.
Su Yan mused, "Back then I dreamed of reaching spirit power forty or fifty, marrying seven or eight wives, and living happily ever after."
"Hah."
Bibi Dong chuckled and nodded. "Not too greedy. With spirit power in the forties, seven or eight pretty ordinary girls would be fine."
"But now you've got your Golden Finger and this strength—surely you don't still cling to that vulgar dream?"
Su Yan shook his head. Bibi Dong began to relax—until his next words froze her.
"Now that I'm stronger, my dream's upgraded. Seven or eight wives can't satisfy me anymore."
He met her eyes, clenched a fist:
"I want them ALL!"
"You—I—"
Bibi Dong laughed and cried at once. "Should I praise you? Power sky-high yet your heart unchanged?"
"Others grow more ambitious; you grow more amorous?"
Su Yan skimmed a stone that hopped seventy-eighty times. "Think what you like. I've no ambition for wealth or power—just this one hobby. What else would I do?"
"Wealth can't sway me; what's the point of riches?"
Bibi Dong frowned. "Can't you find something proper to do?"
Su Yan grinned. "Like joining Spirit Hall under you?"
She nodded vigorously.
Yes, yes.
You clever little imp!
"Hah."
Su Yan rolled his eyes. "Pontiff sister, you're as beautiful in face as in fantasy. Why not tour mountains and lakes with my women? I hate hard work."
Bibi Dong shook her head solemnly.
"I had no choice before; now I want to be good. Will you come to Spirit Hall and help me? Let's serve the continent together!"
"Uh…"
Su Yan half-laughed, half-cried.
"Pontiff sister, are you trying to kidnap me?"
"Did you forget? I have no morals. Respecting others' fates and enjoying a shameless life—bliss you wouldn't understand!"
Bibi Dong was speechless; she'd forgotten—this brat really had no morals.
"Then tell me: what will it take for you to join Spirit Hall and help me?"
(End of Chapter)
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