[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: I want to know what PUA is, but I won't ask. I'll wait for Su Yan to ask and answer himself, hee hee hee!]
[Su Yan: Big Silly Cat Three-Eyed Golden Lion.]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: A belly full of bad water called Su Yan.]
[Ah Yin: Your Majesty the Empress, did you eat Su Yan's saliva in the delicious food he sent you?]
[Group Member Number Nine: Sister Ah Yin, you've learned to steal my lines too, haven't you?]
[Tang Yuehua: Ah Yin has completely turned dark.]
[Yanzi is not a Swallow: Hahaha!!]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: Blue Silver Emperor, how dare you! I'll stomp down right now and crush your subjects!]
[Group Member Number Nine: I'm thinking, aren't those also your subjects?]
Dou 2.
Star Dou Great Forest.
The Big Silly Cat Three-Eyed Golden Lion had just lifted her foot and instantly stopped in mid-air.
Oh, right!
These Blue Silver Grass are also my subjects!
[Su Yan: Then someone might ask, mwah, mwah, what is PUA?]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: I didn't ask.]
[I Am a Little Bird: I asked.]
[Everyone: +1.]
[Call Me Her Majesty the Empress: I'm so Qi-ed to death, why are you bastards teaming up to bully me again? You're all bad people!]
[Winter Cutie: Don't mess around, we really don't know, so we're seriously asking questions.]
[Su Yan: There are many forms of PUA: brainwashing, moral kidnapping, emotional control, behavioral control, coaxing and deceiving, distorting values, guiding emotions...]
[Su Yan: Let's give a few examples, and you'll understand.]
[Su Yan: When Bibi Dong says these things to Ling Yuan, that's PUA-ing Ling Yuan: "You are the weakest Elder in the Spirit Hall. What would you even be without the Spirit Hall?" "Don't focus so much on merit and rewards; you need to learn more. I'm giving you an opportunity to temper yourself." "Although you are the weakest, you are the one this Supreme Pontiff favors the most."]
[Bibi Dong:???]
[I Am a Little Bird:???]
Just like that.
Bibi Dong was directly dumbfounded.
"Wait?"
"Little Bastard, talk about your stuff, why do you have to use me as an analogy?"
"Pfft~"
Ning Rongrong originally had tears in her eyes, but at this moment, she was made to laugh.
[Yanzi is not a Swallow: 666.]
[Group Member Number Nine: Sister Ling Yuan, just tell us, has Her Eminence the Supreme Pontiff ever PUA-ed you?]
[I Am a Little Bird: The last sentence.]
[Everyone: 666.]
[Su Yan: When Bibi Dong says these things to Hu Liena: "I hit you/scold you because I love you." "Your teacher is so good to you, why are you so disappointing?" "If you were even a little sensible, I wouldn't have to be so tired."]
[Hu Liena:???]
[Bibi Dong: Little Bastard, that's enough!]
[Su Yan: When Yu Xiaogang says these things to Bibi Dong or Liu Erlong: "Even though I'm very ordinary, I must be the one who loves you the most." "For you, I will definitely persevere." "You still like me even though I'm such a waste; you are the most beautiful and kindest girl in the World." "You're still the best; I can't live without you."]
[Liu Erlong: Little Bastard, be honest, did you see these in the River of Time?]
[Bibi Dong: I'm really going to be Qi-ed to death.]
Bibi Dong stared at Su Yan now, truly so Qi-ed she wanted to bite someone.
Dammit!
Are you using me as an analogy, or are you speaking facts?
This is all true!
[Su Yan: For example, if I say to Ning Rongrong: "I have so many girlfriends because of the pictures you posted in the group." "I'm also very aggrieved, what more do you want from me?" "If you want to think that way, there's nothing I can do."]
[Everyone: 666.]
[Su Yan: Then let's end with one last analogy about devaluing worth, which is the exact opposite of the one with Yu Xiaogang just now. Is there any brave group member who dares to come forward and accept the challenge?]
[Liu Erlong: Oh?]
[I Am an Orphan: Bibi Dong has endured so many analogies, is this one even more ruthless?]
[Zhu Zhuyun: Devaluing worth, sounds very powerful!]
[I Am a Little Bird: Shivering.]
[Loves Eating Carrots: I don't want to.]
[Winter Cutie: How about letting Old AncestorRongrong take the lead again?]
[Ning Rongrong: Already behaving, please let me off.]
[Bo Saixi: Bibi Dong works too.]
[Liu Erlong: Then let the Old Woman do it. You've already used her for so many analogies, one more won't hurt.]
[Yanzi is not a Swallow: +1.]
[I Am an Orphan: Then Bibi Dong it is!]
[Everyone: +1.]
Bibi Dong was really so Qi-ed she wanted to curse at this moment.
[Bibi Dong: Bastard!]
[Bibi Dong: You bastards, can't you be human for once?]
Su Yan looked at Bibi Dong with a strange expression.
[Su Yan: Your Eminence, it's just an analogy, you're not allowed to Life Qi!]
[Bibi Dong: Speak!]
[Su Yan: If Bibi Dong and I were in a relationship, then I would PUA her like this.]
[Su Yan: Even though you are the Supreme Pontiff of the Spirit Hall, you are so old, stupid, and blind. No one else would even look at you; I'm the only one who wants you.]
[Su Yan: With such an uninteresting personality, only I can tolerate you.]
[Su Yan: Your chest isn't as big as Zhuqing's, your legs aren't as long as Ling Yuan's, you're not as cute as Rongrong, and you're not as young as Hu Liena. Since you found a boyfriend like me, you must cherish it, okay?]
[Su Yan: You're too sensitive / You're overthinking. You don't deserve me at all. I've done so much for you, what more do you want? If you loved me, you should... If you don't give me money to spend, you just don't love me.]
[Everyone:???]
Everyone in the Group Chat had a headache for a moment.
This, this, this?
Bibi Dong was also stunned at this moment.
Wait?
I, Bibi Dong, being your girlfriend is a grievance for you?
Unacceptable!
Bibi Dong clenched her fists and grit her teeth in Qi: "Little Bastard, do you dare say that to me again?"
"Who is old?"
"Whose chest isn't as big as Zhuqing's, whose legs aren't as long as Ling Yuan's, who isn't as cute as Rongrong, and who isn't as young as Hu Liena?"
Su Yan looked at Bibi Dong's murderous gaze and hurriedly pulled Ning Rongrong in front of him as a shield, replying: "Sister Dong, I was just making an analogy!"
"Didn't we already agree not to Life Qi?"
"Hahaha!!"
Ning Rongrong and the others really couldn't help but laugh hysterically now.
[Yanzi is not a Swallow: Speaking of which, what is Her Eminence the Supreme Pontiff's current mood???]
[Group Member Number Nine: Su Yan, are you still alive?]
[I Am an Orphan: scumbag, you really dare to think it, don't you?]
[Liu Erlong: I'm really going to die laughing. Although Su Yan is making an analogy, isn't he just speaking the truth?]
[Bo Saixi: Some people just like to say what's in their hearts in a joking way, right everyone?]
[I Am a Little Bird: Your Eminence, if it were me, I wouldn't be able to stand it!]
[Tang Yuehua: We're really not trying to stir up trouble, but Your Eminence, can you really stand this?]
[Yanzi is not a Swallow: I can't stand it even a little bit.]
[Hu Liena: Fine, fine, fine, my teacher being your girlfriend is a grievance for you, right?]
[Su Yan: You bastards are actually stirring up trouble? How hateful! Supreme Pontiff, listen to me... I suddenly remembered...]
Su Yan saw Bibi Dong getting closer and closer and immediately ran for his life.
[Su Yan: I can't take it anymore, family, I'm running for it!]
[Bibi Dong: You stand right there!]
Bibi Dong was also extremely Qi-ed, and she flew out directly to chase after him.
(End of Chapter)
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