Despite Roy's very clear, very serious statement:
"No more concerts."
…Hogwarts being Hogwarts meant that everyone immediately started plotting ways to hear him sing again.
1. Hogwarts Tries Finding Loopholes
Within 24 hours, the entire school began operating like a criminal syndicate searching for legal technicalities.
Loophole #1: "Not a concert if it's just one song."
The Ravenclaws came up with this.They argued that a concert required multiple songs.One song = "educational demonstration."
Loophole #2: "Not a concert if Roy doesn't stand on a stage."
Hufflepuffs built a list of locations including:
staircases
hallways
inside a wardrobe
under the Whomping Willow roots
"Staging" problem solved.
Loophole #3: "Not a concert if the audience is below five people."
Gryffindors created squads of four-man Roy-snatchers.
Thankfully, Clara Valvas exists, so no one dared try kidnapping Roy.
Loophole #4: "Roy can't say no if he doesn't know he's performing."
The Slytherins proposed ambushing him with instruments.
This plan was vetoed immediately by every girl in his group.
Grayfia simply said:
"If any of you try this, you will not need a funeral."
Plan scrapped in under 10 seconds.
2. Dumbledore Receives Reports of "Illegal Roy Concerts"
The school heads were losing their minds.
Dumbledore, exhausted at breakfast, held a stack of letters from prefects.
He read one aloud:
Headmaster, there is a rumor that an underground group named "RMS"(Roy Music Syndicate) is planning a secret midnight show in the dungeons.
He rubbed his temples.
Another letter:
Slytherins have been bribing Peeves to scream "ROY SING FOR MY SOUL!"whenever Roy walks by.
Another:
The Ravenclaws summoned a magical bird trained to beg Roy for a lullaby.
Another:
Filch caught five Hufflepuffs building a musical stage behind the Great Hall.
McGonagall nearly spilled her tea.
Snape muttered, "Idiots," but he was secretly curious about Roy's guitar magic.
Madam Maxime sighed,"Your students are… passionate."
Karkaroff:"They are insane."
Dumbledore simply stared at the ceiling.
"Roy… my boy… please… stop causing global—and now internal—chaos."
3. Draco Malfoy Tries to Join the YMS (Secretly)
The Yaksha Music Society had strict membership rules.
You must admire Roy
You must not harass Roy
You must not ask for illegal concerts
And you must follow Hermione's Code of Conduct (12 pages)
Draco Malfoy wanted in.
But he had a reputation.
So Draco came in disguise.
He wore a cloak, sunglasses, and a fake mustache.
He walked into the YMS meeting.
Hermione:"…Malfoy, we can see your platinum hair."
Draco:"…No you can't."
Daphne:"Draco, that mustache is literally upside down."
Draco, sweating:"I-I only want to learn how Roy makes music. For academic reasons."
Everyone stared.
Fleur raised a brow.Cho giggled softly.Astoria whispered, "Is he serious?"Even Grayfia looked confused.
Hermione finally asked:
"Why do you want to join?"
Draco coughed.
"…I may or may not have gotten jealous that Potter got front-row tickets last time."
Everyone blinked.
Draco clenched his fists dramatically:
"AND ROY'S GUITAR IS COOL, OKAY?!"
Astoria (trying not to laugh):"He just wants to be close to the music."
Draco nodded frantically.
After a moment of silence—
Hermione stamped a paper.
"Fine. You're in.But if you try anything stupid—Grayfia will throw you into a wall."
Grayfia nodded:"Indeed."
Draco paled but accepted.
Result: Hogwarts now had:
YMS — Yaksha Music Society
RMS — Roy Music Syndicate (illegal underground group)
MLC — Malfoy Lurking Club
A castle-wide music addiction
A headmaster with increasing white hair
And a Roy who just wanted to study in peace.