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Of course, it wasn't a mixed bath.
Medea used a spell to split the hot spring in two, forming an invisible black curtain.
Men on the left. Women on the right.
CĂș Chulainn removed his tight suit and sank into the hot spring, letting out a long, satisfied breath.
The tension in his muscles quickly faded.
"This is bliss. Absolute bliss," he said lazily. "Soaking in a hot spring after a fight really hits different. It'd be perfect if there were some alcohol too."
Emiya rolled his eyes.
A bottle of sparkling wine appeared in his hand.
It was Aqua's favorite.
"Here."
"Oh? Oh! Thanks, Master." CĂș Chulainn took it, popped the cap, and downed half the bottle in one go.
He let out a burp.
"By the way, Master. Where'd you get this wine?"
"I know a goddess," Emiya said. "She gave me an ability similar to item creation. Anything I've eaten, drunk, seen, or used, I can recreate perfectly."
CĂș Chulainn froze.
"That's... an insane ability."
He raised his hand.
The demonic spear GĂĄe Bolg appeared.
"So that means you can make this too, right?"
Emiya took the spear, examined it, then focused.
In the next instant, another GĂĄe Bolg appeared in his hand.
He tossed both spears back.
CĂș Chulainn caught them, compared the two, then stared.
"They're identical. Completely identical." He looked impressed. "Master, that ability's ridiculous."
Emiya didn't respond.
He pressed his fingers to his temples, looking slightly pale.
"What's wrong?" CĂș Chulainn asked. "You don't look so good."
"It's nothing. Using this ability drains mental energy. Creating that spear took a lot out of me."
Fortunately, the Vulcan Ring on Emiya's hand activated, rapidly restoring his mental energy.
The discomfort faded.
At the same time, Medea's voice came from the other side of the curtain.
"Master, should I prepare potions to restore mental energy when we return?"
"Yes, please," Emiya replied without hesitation.
While soaking, Emiya took out his phone.
Everyone had already finished reading the Type-Moonè”æ he uploaded yesterday.
The group chat was exploding.
Thousands of unread messages.
The moment he logged in, he saw Loki talking nonsense again.
Loki: "Just saying, Artoria is amazing. She deserves to be the face of Type-Moon."
Hephaestus: "I'm very interested in Excalibur. A Divine Construct born from human wishes and crystallized in the planet's core as the 'strongest fantasy'-I want to study it immediately."
Kazuma Satou: "This is the moment you should @ someone."
Emiya: "No need. I saw it. One of you wants Artoria herself, the other wants the sword. I don't even know what to say."
Takashi Natsume: "Indeed, Miss Saber is a very charming king."
Haruhi Suzumiya: "Am I the only one who thinks it's weird that King Arthur is a girl?"
Takashi Natsume: "Different world, different rules. Even Loki became a goddess. King Arthur being a girl isn't strange. Honestly, even if Miyamoto Musashi or Oda Nobunaga were girls, I wouldn't be surprised."
Emiya: "You're not wrong. In Type-Moon, both Miyamoto Musashi and Oda Nobunaga are girls."
Takashi Natsume: "..."
Kazuma Satou: "Emiya-san, you're finally here."
Aqua: "Emiya! I have the most important request of my life. You have to agree!"
Emiya instantly became alert.
"What do you want now?"
Aqua: "To preach, of course. Let me go to the Type-Moon world and spread the Axis Cult!"
Kazuma Satou: "Absolutely not."
Aqua: "Shut up, you useless Kazuma!"
Emiya typed calmly: "Give up. I will never allow you to preach in the Type-Moon world."
He knew the plot.
The Axis Cult was a group of people with serious mental issues.
There was no way he'd unleash that on Type-Moon.
Aqua sent two images filled with blood and tears.
Aqua: "Why?!"
Emiya: "You're a goddess. If you enter that world, the Counter Force will definitely notice. I'm not ready to deal with Gaia and Alaya yet."
More images followed-rolling on the floor, crying loudly.
Aqua: "WAAAAH! WAAAAH! WAAAAH!"
Emiya paused, then typed again.
"If you behave, I can take you to preach in another world."
Aqua instantly perked up.
Aqua: "Which world?"
Emiya: "The One Piece world."
Nami suddenly appeared.
Nami: "My world? Sure. Welcome, Goddess Aqua."
Loki: "You'll regret this."
Nami: "Why?"
Megumin: "Because the Axis Cult is full of lunatics."
Kazuma Satou: "Calling them lunatics isn't enough. On Earth, they'd be labeled a cult. A real cult."
Emiya felt Kazuma was exaggerating.
He reassured Nami.
"It's not that bad. Not at cult level yet. Their recruitment methods are just... unique."
He attached a classic Axis Cult recruitment example.
Nami: "..."
"Relax," Emiya added. "I won't let them preach in Cocoyasi Village. The ideal location is... the Alabasta Kingdom."
Aqua: "Wait, why can't I preach in Cocoyasi Village?"
"Population under a thousand," Emiya replied. "Alabasta is a superpower. Are you sure you'd rather choose Cocoyasi Village?"
Aqua: "Oh. Then Alabasta it is."
Robin appeared.
Robin: "Isn't that a little unfair to Vivi?"
Emiya: "What are you talking about? Aqua's the Goddess of Water. She can summon massive amounts of water. Drinking it makes people immune to disease and healthier overall. Why would Vivi refuse that?"
Robin: "..."
She had to admit it.
If that was true, the Axis Cult could easily become the largest religion in Alabasta.
Maybe even the state religion.
"Master, who are you talking to?" CĂș Chulainn asked, seeing Emiya grin at his phone.
"My friends."
Emiya handed him a phone and showed him how to use it, register a name, and join the group.
CĂș Chulainn learned fast.
"Hey. I'm CĂș Chulainn. Anyone strong here want to fight me?"
Emiya sighed.
Does this guy only think about fighting?
Loki: "CĂș Chulainn? The big dog from Ireland?"
CĂș Chulainn: "Loki? The one from Norse mythology?"
Loki: "Different Loki. Still a goddess, though."
CĂș Chulainn: "Want to fight?"
Loki: "Tch. You really love fighting. I'm not interested, but if you have time, come to my world. I'll let my Familia spar with you. Just... go easy on them."
As a legendary hero in Orario, CĂș Chulainn could definitely give her children some guidance.
He didn't refuse.
"As long as there's a fight, I'm in."
Hayato FĆ«rinji: "If Lord CĂș Chulainn comes to my world, I'd also like to challenge you."
Emiya wasn't surprised.
Hayato FĆ«rinji had been a battle maniac in his youth.
He'd fought the entire world.
Now, very few people could interest him.
Seeing CĂș Chulainn reignited that fire.
Emiya: "@Loki, we're currently in the Dungeon. We just cleared to the 60th floor."
Loki: "!!"
Riveria reacted immediately.
Riveria: "The 60th floor? That's impressive. Even the Loki Familia hasn't gone that deep."
Emiya: "It's fine. Once you get stronger, you'll reach it too."
Riveria grew curious.
Riveria: "What's the 60th floor like?"
"Not much different," Emiya replied. "More traps. And a Floor Boss."
Riveria: "What kind?"
"A red dragon. A wyvern, not a true dragon."
Riveria: "!! So you retreated?"
CĂș Chulainn cut in.
"Hey, hey. This Riveria really underestimates me. Of course we killed it."
"That's right," Emiya added. "CĂș Chulainn soloed it. Thanks to that, I collected a lot of good materials."
Darkness appeared.
Darkness: "Y-you slayed a dragon?!"
Emiya: "We did."
Darkness: "That sounds amazing. Fighting a dragon head-on must be incredible."
CĂș Chulainn laughed.
"I don't know who you are, but I respect that spirit. Next time, I'll have Master bring you along."
Emiya sighed.
"I should clarify something."
"Darkness doesn't want to slay a dragon."
"She just wants to experience the pleasure of getting beaten up by one."
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