People are always fickle. When they have no money, they yearn for big cities and want to leave the mountains. But when they come to the big city, work hard, and succeed in their careers, they feel like prisoners trapped in a cage of steel and concrete. They long for the charm of the countryside and miss the bean buns, flatbreads, and corn porridge of the countryside...
Wang Yanan also felt nostalgic. There were too many refined things, and she wanted something more down-to-earth. Too much civilization was boring, so she wanted something rough. At this moment, the effects of the alcohol were starting to rise slightly. Actually, two liang of baijiu was nothing to her. She could handle about a jin of baijiu. Who in this line of work doesn't have a good capacity for alcohol?
She just felt that although she was a regional manager, she didn't seem as happy as those rural people—the village chief, the village accountant, and so on. She had a house, a car, a good job, and a good income, achieving the ideals she had when she was in school. But sometimes she always felt empty and something was missing. Maybe it was happiness.
"Director Xu, it's alright, go ahead and say it! Hehehe..." Before she could even speak, Wang Yanan burst into laughter, her chest heaving like splashing water. Several grown men were drooling at the sight, thinking that it would be really exciting if she could get... the regional manager of Joyoung Group into bed with her.
Xu Guozhong had drunk a bit too much and slurred, "Don't worry, Mr. Wang. The town mayor and the township head are just worried that I, Old Xu, might say something inappropriate and upset you, causing you to stop buying our mung beans. You don't know, grain hasn't been selling well these past two years, and the people are all worried. The purchase price isn't high, and we don't make much money. That's why the town mayor and the township head are concerned about this..."
Wang Yanan laughed: "Director Xu, I feel that you're the most genuine person among all these people! Hehehe..."
Xu Guozhong let out a burp: "Hehe! Anyway, whether you buy mung beans or not has nothing to do with me. I'm not a leader, I'm just here to freeload..."
At this moment, Shao Xiaohua clapped his hands and laughed: "Director Xu, that's a good joke!"
Everyone joined in with applause to smooth things over.
"Alright, Lao Xu, your jokes are over. Sit down! Have another drink!"
"Mayor Liu, have you had too much to drink? I, Old Xu, haven't even finished my joke yet, how come it's over already? Who told me? Don't worry, I wasn't telling any dirty jokes, it was about our leader, saying that one day, our **..."
"Stop!" Village chief Zhang Cai hurriedly shouted, "Don't joke about national leaders!"
Xu Guoxing laughed: "Alright! Then I'll say something like township head or town head!"
Mayor Zhou also breathed a sigh of relief.
Xu Guozhong continued, "One day, our Mayor Zhou, Township Head Liu, and Village Chief Zhang Cai were on a plane that landed in an Indian tribe. They were captured, and the tribal chief said, 'Quickly find two round things and bring them back, or we'll eat you!' Mayor Zhou returned first and found two glass marbles. The Indian chief then shoved the marbles up Mayor Zhou's anus. Mayor Zhou cried out in pain. Just then, Township Head Liu returned and found two larger glass marbles. They were also shoved up his anus, but Township Head Liu just chuckled. Mayor Zhou asked, 'Township Head Liu, what are you laughing at?' Township Head Liu said, 'Look, Village Chief Zhang Cai is coming back carrying two lead balls…'"
After Xu Guozhong finished speaking, he laughed heartily. Mayor Zhou, Township Head Liu, and Village Chief Zhang Cai were all dumbfounded and looked at each other in bewilderment.
Thinking to himself, "Xu Guozhong, you're fucking asking for it!" Wang Yanan and Shao Xiaohua, however, were laughing so hard they were slumped over the table, tears streaming down their faces.
They had heard the joke before, but never Xu Guozhong's version. And after he finished telling it, the natural, dumbfounded expressions on the faces of the town mayor, township head, and village chief were so convincing that the two girls were laughing so hard they were sobbing.
Zhang Cai thought bitterly, "Xu Guozhong, when I get back, I'll really settle accounts with you! It seems you're no longer relevant as the village accountant; you've become too audacious."
After laughing for more than ten minutes, the two girls finally got up from the table, wiping away their tears, touching up their makeup, and then went to the bathroom.
He came back later, but when he saw these people, he couldn't help but laugh.
"Ahem... Be serious..." Wang Yanan said, suppressing a laugh, "Village Chief Zhang, I know what you mean, you just want to treat us well, and we appreciate that. Today, I've also looked around all the villages in our Dayangshu Town, and to be honest, the mung beans in your Xiaoyangshu Village are growing the best. However, we've been given a purchase quota of 2 million jin, and we can't rely on just your town. Grain hasn't been selling well these past two years, and our Jiuyang Group is only doing our small part to alleviate the burden on some of the villagers. We still need to distribute these 2 million jin of mung beans to various townships. Hancheng has so many townships, so we'll try our best to help each one. Of course, first and foremost, we want the best mung beans... Village Chief Zhang, I've decided that Xiaoyangshu Village will take 200,000 jin of mung beans. Are you relieved now?"
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"Relax, relax, I'm at ease..." Zhang Cai stood up, swaying unsteadily. He had drunk almost half a jin of liquor just for this sentence.
"Mr. Wang… I, Zhang Cai, on behalf of the 210 households of Xiaoyangshu Village, would like to toast you. You have saved our village… I'll drink this, you can drink as you please…" Zhang Cai downed the wine in one gulp.
Wang Yanan laughed too: "Hehe, I don't drink other wines, but I have to drink this one."
After saying that, he tilted his head back and downed a glass of wine.
Then Shao Xiaohua produced an agreement, offering to buy 200,000 jin of mung beans at 4 yuan per jin. Zhang Cai was moved to tears. Prices in 2000 were not as ridiculously high as they are now. The purchase price of mung beans was 3.3 or 3.4 yuan per jin, and good mung beans could sell for 3.6 or 3.7 yuan.
When Zhang Cai was signing the contract, he said again, "Mr. Wang, can we revise this contract?"
"What? You think it's not suitable? You think the price is too low?"
"No, no, absolutely not, it's high." Zhang Cai, not afraid of being overheard by the town mayor and township head, said, "We'd be satisfied if you gave us three yuan and eighty cents, or three yuan and eighty-five cents, and we'll give you the rest..."
"Ahem..." Wang Yanan's face turned cold: "Village Chief Zhang, I have accepted kickbacks before, but those were from big cities, the provincial capital, and Hancheng. But today, I'm taking this little kickback from Xiaoyangshu Village. It's too much for me. I've seen your village. Eighty percent of the houses are mud and thatched. A heavy rain will cause several houses to collapse. You should leave more benefits to the people!"
"Thank you, thank you!" Zhang Cai was a little excited and quickly reached out to shake hands with Wang Yanan firmly.
Xu Guozhong also came over to shake hands, and Zhang Cai patted him on the shoulder: "Old Xu, you've done a great job today!" Today's success was also related to Xu Guozhong's antics, which made people laugh. Women, as long as you make them laugh, things become much easier, and they'll even spread their legs on their own.
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After dinner, Zhang Cai arranged to go to a karaoke bar, but the town mayor and township head wisely declined. Although the 200,000 jin of mung beans only ended up in Xiaoyangshu Village, that was still their achievement, and it could be considered one of their political accomplishments.
As for going to sing, let's forget about it. Let's not let the duck that's almost in our mouths fly away again. Let Village Chief Zhang and his people handle it.
At this moment, Zhang Cai patted Chen Chu on the shoulder, and the two went outside.
"Chen Chu, I've had over a pound of liquor and I'm a bit tipsy. Old Xu's had too much too, as you saw. We'll go to the karaoke bar later, but we're too tired. The rest is up to you. Say nice things to them and make sure they get along well. I've also learned about the Joyoung Group. It's not just about mung beans; they also brew wine. Brewing wine requires grain, you know? Our village still has so much corn! The autumn harvest is less than a month away. After the harvest, the chickens, ducks, and rats will eat the piled-up grain in the yard. How much will our villagers lose? Keep them company and they'll buy all our corn later. That's the real money! Besides, there's always next year!"
"Yes, village chief, I understand."
Zhang Cai coughed twice, spat out a few mouthfuls of wine, then straightened up and said, "Chen Chu, you're a good kid. I have high hopes for you. Do a good job. I'll quit this job and try to make you the village chief. You can lead our villagers to prosperity. Look at all those mud-brick houses in our village. It makes me feel bad. I'm not a good village chief. I am greedy, but can an official not be greedy these days? If you don't take some bribes, the money you give to your superiors will bankrupt you!"
When leaders come from above, you have to entertain them, right? And entertaining them costs money, right? If you don't treat the lower-ups to meals, you can't maintain good relations with the villagers. Where will the money come from? And… you've seen it yourself, our village isn't big, but it has a lot of troublemakers. That old crook in the south of the village—yes, he left, but I heard he moved back in a while. Wang Xiaoyan in the north, Yan San in the west… the east… the east used to be Sun Wu, now it's you, Chen Chu! You troublemakers are giving me a headache, you're all in cahoots with the Eastern Heretic, Western Poison, Southern Emperor, Northern Beggar, and Central Uncle…"
Chen Chu smiled, suddenly realizing that Zhang Cai had it tough too.
"Chen Chu, it's not easy for ordinary people to grow a little food. I'm happy if every family in our village is doing well. So, when we go to the karaoke bar later, you must keep them company. I'll give your family an extra acre of land, not half an acre this time..."
"Village chief, it's nothing, I was just joking. It's my duty to contribute to our village."
"Come on, you! Hehehe..." Zhang Cai shoved him and said, "Kid, you... hehe, Liu Haiyan's big ass is pretty good, isn't it? Hehe..."
"Cough cough..." Chen Chu's face turned bright red, wondering why Zhang Cai was bringing this up again: "Village chief, what's going on?"
"Hehe! Stop pretending, kid. I've been watching. You two have been exchanging glances lately, and Deputy Village Chief Liu... I feel like she's walking a little unsteadily today! Chen Chu, why don't you go for it?" Zhang Cai grinned slyly.
No, that's not true.
"Really not?"
"No, there really isn't!"
Zhang Cai slapped Chen Chu on the shoulder and said, "If you don't have one, then hurry up! So many people are eyeing it! We call it keeping the good stuff within the family. Deputy Village Chief Liu doesn't like me, so I have no hope of riding her, but I can't just watch an outsider ride her, right? I have high hopes for you, kid..."
"Phew..." Chen Chu exhaled.
He was fine at first, but Zhang Cai's blunt words made him hard, and he couldn't help but think of the scene with Liu Bingbing. That 1.78-meter height, that perky little butt, those long legs draped over his shoulders, and the slapping sound of his penis with every movement, plus grabbing her breasts, it was better than being a god...
At this moment, Shao Xiaohua and Wang Yanan also came out.
Wang Yanan was about to vomit, and Shao Xiaohua was patting her back from behind. At this time, the buttons of Wang Yanan's black uniform were undone, and the buttons of her shirt were also undone to allow for ventilation. Chen Chu's position was just right to see her bending over and vomiting, revealing her two breasts wrapped inside her shirt.
Those two breasts were so white, like two big white rabbits lying there obediently, and they were covered by a black lace bra.
Chen Chu didn't know this before, but he later found out that this bra is called sexy lingerie, it has very little fabric, and it's very expensive. Xiao Qing was wearing this.
Chen Chu looked at her exposed snow-white breasts, and when she turned around, her tight black pencil skirt made her buttocks look even rounder, and the cleft between her buttocks was visible. Chen Chu really wanted to hold her waist from behind.
He aimed at her back door and gave it a hard pounding...
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