Now seated comfortably in the couch of Amber's plush hotel room, the two went straight to business.
"So, beloved Aunt of mine, may I know the reason for this unexpected visit."
"Hehe. Do I need a reason to visit my favourite niece, mmm? Per chance do you have any beer in the fridge, I'm thirsty."
"Tsk. You know I don't drink right. Anyway there's some juice in the fridge if you want some." Amber point to the fridge. "Now tell me why you're really here, and don't give me that bullshit about me being your favourite niece."
Amused by Amber's language, Ruby let out her signature chest-bobbing chuckle before replying.
"My my Amber, I wonder what your darling Mateo would think if he heard you speak like this, hmmm. His sweet little kitten having such a foul mouth."
Shocked, Amber barely mouthed a 'how' before Ruby continued.
"Yes yes. We had a few of our guys sneak into the party last night to ensure your safety. To be honest though, I don't know why you're shocked. You know your grandpa and how cautious and overprotective he is. This is small compared to what your cousins at the family house experience.
Anyways enough about that. Your dad and grandpa sent me here to have the talk with you."
Swallowing the simmering rage she felt at the violation of her privacy, Amber managed to ask,"What talk", to which Ruby happily replied.
"The ancient talk about the birds and the bees. You know, what goes where. Who does what, what happens when this meets that. I even downloaded lots of videos about these kind of things just to show you. Am I the best aunty or what."
Ruby said with excitement, making exaggerated and indecent signs with her hands that put pressure on the towel doing it's best to conceal the not so subtle jiggle of her chest.
"Pfff- what. Eww no ewww."
Amber spat out the juice she had just started drinking on the door of the fridge.
When Ruby mentioned having a talk she expected it to be the usual "your grandpa has fallen ill, go visit him" or "your father misses you so how about returning home", the usual lies they use to try to guilt-trip her into returning hone. She definitely was not expecting this kind of talk.
"First off. Eewww Aunt Ruby, just Ewww.
Secondly, what the heck. I'm 18 you know, so I'm not a child. And finally, why are we even going to have this talk, I mean, why now out of all possible times."
Scoffing, Ruby responded with a shrug.
"I don't know, ask your grandpa. Though I'm sure it has to do with this Mateo guy you like. Gramps probably thought you were asexual, or non-binary or some other gender, not that we have a problem if you are though."
"Wha- why would you guys even think that. I am straight as can be. Why would you-?"
"-Eh. It's probably due to the fact that you basically run away from every guy that has shown interest in you before. That's not normal, especially if we consider who your mom is." Ruby answered as she made her way to Amber's closet in search of any clothes that fit her.
"I -I did not run. I merely rejected them and refused to return their calls and reply their messages. It's very normal, helps build an expensive image in the eyes of guys. And also, don't compare me to that woman, you know how much I hate it."
Finally done cleaning the fruit juice she spat out from the door of the fridge, Amber returned to the couch.
"Uh huh, right. Expensive image. You sound just like a gold digger even though your monthly allowance is enough to buy a regular sedan. But hey, just in case you're lying to me about being straight, I'll have you watch some of these educational videos I downloaded while I go make out with the cute receptionist downstairs.
Oh and you must be able to extensively describe and demonstrate at least 5 unique features and techniques of the characters' method of procreation."
Ruby said as she walked out of the bedroom wearing one of Amber's oversized hoodies which she had intentionally adjusted to show her faint abs, matched with a short skirt. A unique combo geared towards one purpose: seduction.
"What do you mean by educational video on procreation. Bitch, you're forcing me to watch po-, no way." Amber rejected firmly, mumbling about how nothing in the world would change her mind.
Not accepting Amber's rejection for an answer, Ruby dished out the ultimatum she had prepared beforehand.
"You either watch a few videos or I tell your grandpa how easy it was to find your room and break in. After all, all I had to do was promise the cute receptionist a good time and voila, found you. The choice is yours."
Knowing that she really had no other option didn't piss her off as much as Ruby's smug smile did as she resisted the urge to hurl out profanities. Unfortunately though, her left hand didn't get the memo as her tallest finger was now standing alone.
"Hehehe, I new you would see reason. And don't look at me like I'm the bad guy here, I'm doing it to motivate you to embrace the pleasures of adulthood, like I am."
Ruby whispered as she basically suffocated Amber with the might of her melons.
"Anyway, I have a date with Curtis the receptionist and I'll be out for as long as he can last. Ta ta~"
"Wait -wait you slutty old hag. Go easy on Curtis okay, he has younger siblings to support so don't traumatise him or force him to end up in the hospital, okay." Amber pleaded.
"Tsk fine. I'll leave my whip behind, you happy. But you better hope I'm at least half satisfied, after all Mateo is only an hour's flight away and I feel like he might be well endowed." Ruby teased, unbuckle her belt which doubled as a whip.
Blushing at her Aunt's undignified speech, Amber took a peak at her phone only to be disappointed by Mateo's lack of response.
'He's probably still sleeping, guys need a lot of sleep after all.'
"Hehe, young love. Adios, wish me luck." Ruby sang as she closed the door behind her.
Alone once more, Amber lit a mental candle for Curtis and one for herself and the sin she was about to commit.
'Guess these are the perks of being born into an abnormal Mafia family huh. Those novel characters sure have it easy.' She thought as she started watching the first video, something about a bald Plumber