"What if we cloned you a humanoid body? Like this Sith-suit you always like to wear?"
Asmodeus sifted through the giant pile of ancient metal trash in the cave below Sarry's asshole.
They also decided to store all the 'good' stuff here, so that it wouldn't be eroded by her stomach acid. While all the actually useless junk was simply tossed out into the desert above. They had to sort through stuff relatively seriously though, because there might be a twisted piece of metal that was actually pure Beskar or some other really expensive material.
"That would be convenient." Sarry towered over him at over a head taller than his current 5'10" height. His body was definitely going through a growth spurt, but he hadn't grown any bone spurs or tendrils yet.
"I know, right?" Asmodeus snickered and picked up a silver mandalorian helmet. It was dented severely, but the metal itself was still intact. Just depends on how much was actually Beskar or whether it was just Durasteel.
Not that Durasteel isn't expensive, but obviously it's nothing compared to Beskar.
"My plan is to go to Kamino at some point. Not that other people can't clone shit, but that I can only think of Kamino off the top of my head."
"You want that 'Kaminussy' as you would say."
"Yeah, wait, no, well, yeah." He grinned at the beautiful giant woman and tossed the helmet back into the 'good junk' pile behind them, "Kaminoans are definitely hot, but not just aesthetically. They're supposed to be really good at cloning stuff. I think they can definitely figure out a way to make a female clone of me that doesn't have her own personality or consciousness. Even if she's just a vegetable, that's fine. It'd be easier for you to transfer part of your own spirit inside and manipulate her like an avatar."
"Unfortunately, I'm limited by range…"
"That's another problem entirely." Asmodeus reached into the pile again and smirked, finding yet another treasure. It was an old, worn-out gray baton at first glance. There were even some dents and tooth marks. But when he levitated it above his right palm, the outer coating was removed, revealing the relatively intact and delicate parts inside! Everything else was somewhat inconsequential though. The most important pieces were those clear white crystals inside!
"I used to be more worried, but after seeing your real body, I realized that your situation is much better than I expected. You have four limbs and can theoretically walk around like a dog or uh, 'massiff' or whatever. If you weren't stuck inside a bunch of rock, you might be able to move around a bit."
"My body is too heavy. Movement requires too much energy. My limbs aren't as strong as when I was a 'Youngling'."
"That's on Tatooine. Gravity is different on other words. And besides, no matter how heavy you might be, you can't be heavier than a fucking giant metal walker mech, right? Even if you were, we can just give you some cybernetic enhancements. Maybe you can just learn how to use the Force to make yourself light enough to walk normally?"
As he said that, one of the clear crystals started glowing bright blue! The other was just a focusing crystal. Valuable and important, but not as precious as a Kyber Crystal.
"Look. Even crystals can use the Force. I don't believe a Sarlacc can't. Especially not a Sarlacc as smart and beautiful as you, heheh~!"
He floated the crystal over into that extended crimson palm. Sarry looked down with her imaginary golden eyes and the crystal started floating again. Unfortunately, the illusion was quickly broken and revealed the tentacle that was lifting it up.
"I can't."
"You can't because you believe you can't." Asmodeus grinned, placing his hand on the center of her sternum. Between those two large, perky breasts. There was no heart-beat per se, but he could still feel the juices sloshing around and the muscles of those tentacles pulsating.
"When I first 'woke up' in this world, I didn't realize it was 'Star Wars'. Uh, I know that probably sounds weird to hear from your perspective. From mine, it was as if-"
"A fantasy became reality." Sarry smirked at him, "I also like to read Holonovels and watch Holovids. Not much else to do between meals. And my… Guests have also seen and heard quite a bit. The concept of traveling to a strange new world is rather mundane for those who can pilot a starship."
"But it's a big deal for a girl who's been stuck underground for over thirty-thousand years." Asmodeus snickered and ran closed his eyes, still able to see that pretty red face. Even clearer now than before. The Kyber Crystal was shining like a tiny blue star and 'singing'. A song of hope and sorrow.
"Don't be sad. Your Master might have left, but I'm sure they've gone to a better place. Don't dwell on the time you've spent lost and forgotten. Focus on the beautiful, bright future ahead of you!"
"Didn't you say that the future would be filled with war, terror, chaos and death?"
"I mean, like… After that?" Asmodeus snickered.
"You said that there would be decades of even worse torment, slavery, genocide under the new 'Order'. Then there would be chaos again shortly afterwards. And after a brief respite, there would be another great war, and another…"
"Okay, so it's called Star Wars, not Starcraft! Well, that's not a great example either…"
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