Lazy Kitten: Wow, so strong! He really is the Hulk!
Curly-haired Guy: Yeah, way better than that unreliable spandex guy. That spandex guy just makes things worse.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: But he's good with his mouth.
Doujin Artist: Is this the 'giant mouth, small actions' rat that Anzen was talking about?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Shut up, all of you! Don't think I can't tell you're making fun of me! You just wait, when I get out of this I'm going to beat that skeleton good!
Machete Girl: I'm not expecting anything anymore. Let's just leave destroying this kind of monster to the pros.
Bang bang bang.
On the screen, there were repeated thuds. The Hulk's punches landed hard, each one aimed at the skull monster's head. With each attack, the air vibrated strongly, and even the thick purple-red mist around them was blown away by the sound waves.
Awoo.
Having been hit so hard and so often, even the skull monster, with its head as hard as iron, felt like it couldn't take it anymore. It let out a scary howl, and two beams of purple light shot out from its empty eye sockets.
Bang.
The Hulk's chest was instantly hit by the beam, and his whole body fell backward. He crashed through several buildings behind him before hitting the ground hard.
At the same time, the upper half of the skull monster had completely crawled out of the mist. Even with its body on the ground, its scary size was terrifying.
Whoosh whoosh whoosh.
Several arrows shot out, landing like rain on the skull monster and exploding in bursts of sparks. Iron Man's small guns were also firing constantly, trying to stop the skull monster from moving forward.
But their attacks were like tickles to the skull monster, not affecting it at all.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hahaha! Did you see that? Did you see that? It's not working, not at all! These Avengers are useless, all trash!
Shark-Faced Guy: Mr. Deadpool, how can you laugh at them right now?
Lin Fengjiao: Not to mention you're trapped, don't you know who created this skull monster?
This is an Actor: If he knew, he wouldn't be Deadpool.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Oh, hey! Don't be like that, isn't this over? We said it was over.
Soul Society's Villain: Who said that to you?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Mr. Deadpool, you can't just decide it's over. You caused this disaster, you should really think about what you did.
Lazy Kitten: Soda is so good, thanks Ruiko.
On the couch, the little kitten was sprawled in a corner, lying back. Its two white paws held a small bottle of soda, and its face showed a human-like expression of satisfaction.
If anyone saw this, they'd probably say the cat was a spirit.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Ah, you're welcome. But, kittens shouldn't drink too much soda, right? Be careful.
Lazy Kitten: Don't worry, I'll use my inner power to evaporate it later.
Doujin Artist: ?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ?
Amegakure Village's Angel: Did you just find a new use for inner power? Is that even possible?
Wig Guy: What's the point of drinking it and then evaporating it?
Lazy Kitten: To taste it, of course! Without the exciting feeling of cold soda, I'll forget I'm still a person!
Curly-haired Guy: I think you should give up trying, Gin-san. You're a cat now.
Lazy Kitten: Bullshit, I'm a person! Even though I have a cat's body, the human soul can never be destroyed, meow!
Amegakure Village's Angel: Meow?
Lazy Kitten: I got too excited, I even said 'meow' at the end!
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: I don't get it. Isn't being a non-human creature okay? Why do you have to be a person?
Lazy Kitten: Because I want to eat pork, but cats can't eat it! Especially not a spoiled Ragdoll cat like me, a little bit of grease will give me diarrhea! It's so annoying, so frustrating!
Curly-haired Guy: So why struggle? Just eat cat food and dead rats! Hahahaha!
Lazy Kitten: You eat dead rats, go to hell!
Machete Girl: Ah, look! Captain America is here too!
On the screen, Captain America's handsome figure was seen by everyone. Holding his shield, he blocked the skull monster's piercing attack for Iron Man.
"Hey, where did this old thing come from?" Even though he was saved, Tony still didn't seem grateful. "Are you serious with that old-fashioned, unfashionable outfit?"
"Please be serious!" Captain America turned to look at him, and said, "This battlefield isn't a playground."
"Wow, your lectures are hilarious," Tony said sarcastically.
"Hulk!" Just as he finished speaking, the Hulk stood up again from the ruins, his body even bigger than before, and charged towards them.
Every time the Hulk moved, the ground shook with a "thump thump thump." When he got close to the skull monster, he suddenly jumped into the air. He stretched out his arms, interlocking his fingers.
His two hands became a giant hammer, and he smashed it down on the skull monster's head.
Rumble.
The ground shook, and terrifying air waves spread wildly around.
Crack.
The skull monster's iron-hard skull was cracked by the blow, like a spider web. Its body, which had been standing tall, also collapsed under the force.
The Hulk didn't give it a chance to struggle, and kept hitting the cracks with his fists. The horrifying sound of bones breaking could be heard constantly, and pieces of bloody bone flew everywhere.
Doujin Artist: Wow, that's really violent.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: At this point, it's hard to tell who the victim is.
Lazy Kitten: That's awful, so awful! I can't even look!
Even though it said it couldn't look, the little kitten was watching with great interest. And not only was it watching, but it also drank some soda.
Boom.
Until the Hulk's last heavy blow landed, the skull monster's entire head was smashed into pieces.
And just as its head shattered, its body began to turn into bloody dust. Not only this big skull monster, but the small and medium-sized skeletons also stopped moving, standing still like idiots.
After a moment, in everyone's shocked and surprised eyes, they turned into red smoke.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Is it finally over?
This is an Actor: No, this is just the beginning.
Doujin Artist: Huh?
Machete Girl: The beginning... what does that mean?
Looking at the message from Anzen, Katsura Kotonoha looked puzzled. Then, she saw that the smoke filling the sky over Washington in the screen was beginning to gather again.
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