Machete Girl: This, what is this?
Lazy Kitten: I want to know too, what's going on?
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: I don't know, I don't understand at all.
Curly-haired Guy: Humph, of course you wouldn't. After all, you're just a big gorilla, how could you understand such complicated things!
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: I told you, I'm a King Kong! King Kong!
Doujin Artist: Ah Gin, are you saying... you know what's happening over there now?
Curly-haired Guy: It's a very bad situation!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Specifically, how bad is it?
Curly-haired Guy: According to my observations, it's definitely worse than that big skeleton just now. Maybe after these dust clouds gather, a magic dragon will appear or something.
Machete Girl: Why a magic dragon?
Curly-haired Guy: Haven't you seen Dragon Ball? If you collect seven dragon balls, you can summon a dragon. Now they're collecting skulls, so what they summon must be a magic dragon!
Machete Girl: ...
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: So, Gin-san's prediction comes from Dragon Ball?
Doujin Artist: I should have known, I should have known this guy was unreliable! A magic dragon, really? You're too much!
This is an Actor: I don't know if it's a magic dragon or not, but it's certain that something will be summoned. I was wondering earlier, a ritual of this scale couldn't just create these small things. Now it seems, my judgment was correct.
Lazy Kitten: What? These small things?
The Kitten hugged the soda in her arms and stopped thinking. This kind of disaster, which can be called a natural disaster, is just a small thing? What would a big thing be like?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: For An-gong, these might really be small things. But can you please consider the feelings of us low-level life forms who aren't even as good as these small things when you say things like this?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Low-level life form, that's too true.
Doujin Artist: For a true god like Anzen-san, we are indeed low-level, as humble as I am. (Emoji: dog head)
Machete Girl: Too humble. (Emoji: dog head)
Lazy Kitten: Wait, is Anzen really a god? Isn't this just a joke?
Amegakure Village's Angel: ?
Soul Society's Villain: Did Lo Li just realize this now?
Lazy Kitten: I really just found out, I thought you were all just joking!
Curly-haired Guy: Hmph, our leader already became a god in the Naruto world! Under the watchful eyes of us old members, he was crowned a god!
Doujin Artist: Watchful eyes? There were only six or seven old members at the time, what do you mean watchful eyes?
Curly-haired Guy: Don't you understand what it means to create an atmosphere? Create an atmosphere!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Although there weren't many people in the group at the time, it wouldn't be an exaggeration if you counted all the living beings in the Naruto world. And Anzen-san really looked amazing back then, I still remember that profile.
Machete Girl: A life-or-death question! Question: Is Anzen not handsome now?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Of course not, he's very handsome now too! But weren't we talking about the time he became a god?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: That's right, our group leader is definitely very handsome now too. He's probably just a little bit more than me, like if my handsomeness is ninety-nine point nine nine, then his is one hundred.
Wig Guy: ?
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: ?
Curly-haired Guy: Why did you suddenly tell such a lame joke?
Machete Girl: Thank you! It's winter here, I've been frozen to death!
Wig Guy: You used to say Deadpool didn't know his place and I was skeptical. Now I understand, he doesn't even have the slightest self-awareness.
Doujin Artist: I'd probably believe it if he said his handsomeness was a negative number.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: ??? Damn it, are you all denying me? Denying my charm and handsomeness? Why? I don't understand at all, do people in this group have no taste?
Machete Girl: No, we just have working eyes.
Lazy Kitten: Pfft, hahaha! Kotonoha, you're too funny, can you write a book with your way of talking?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Bullshit! You can't do this, you can't insult simple and lovable Wade! It's the biggest slander against humanity, it's a shameful crime!
Doujin Artist: Simple and lovable?
Machete Girl: Deadpool, you've gone from a lame joke to a dark joke, but it's not funny.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Damn it, I'm not telling a joke at all! These are wise words! Tremble and kneel, mortals, and listen to the teachings of the great Wade!
Thump.
Just after Deadpool sent this message, he suddenly went weak in the knees and fell to the ground.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ??? What... what just happened?
Lazy Kitten: He told us to kneel, but he knelt first? Wade, are you French?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: French my ass! Fuck, this wasn't what I wanted at all! But my body seems to be out of control, what's going on?
Deadpool looked around and realized that he wasn't the only one kneeling. Whether it was Iron Man, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Captain America, or the Hulk, everyone had uncontrollably fallen to their knees.
This phenomenon wasn't just happening in their neighborhood, it was happening throughout Washington D.C..
The thick red dust had dyed the entire city a bright red, and all the sun, moon, and stars had disappeared from the sky. And the dust was still gathering, eventually converging at the center of the city.
To everyone's astonishment, the gathered dust gradually formed a humanoid creature.
He was covered in a large red cloak, floating in the sky, looking down on all living beings like a god. Countless colorful halos gathered behind him, forming a blood-colored gate.
"Welcome to my domain, lost sheep." Obscure words came from within the cloak, but everyone could clearly understand the meaning of his words. "I am the ruler of the Red Dimension, the Red God Conrad."
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