Machete Girl: Breakfast. [Picture]
Doujin Artist: Fried chicken again? I remember you had this yesterday too?
Machete Girl: Yeah, I can't help it. This is the only thing to eat around here, or I'd have to cook. But I'm too lazy.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: No way, isn't New York City pretty busy? There's no way you can't find a decent breakfast place.
Machete Girl: Other places are busy, but not around here. Because this used to be an industrial area, so most of the buildings are old. But oh well, the rent here is cheap.
Doujin Artist: Your rent is only cheap for a reason, it's cheap because it's really haunted!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Who knows how many innocent tenants suffered before you.
Machete Girl: There should be a lot, but I don't think the police care much. They just let it be.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: You'd be better off counting on real dogs than counting on those cops in disguise. At least dogs really protect their owners, but the New York police will just empty your wallet. Wait, maybe not just your wallet! A cute girl like you, those New York police might take advantage of you.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: If Kotonoha-chan really encounters that kind of situation, just chop him up.
Machete Girl: I know!
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hahahaha, you girls are really different! Oh! Damn, that's so cute!
Amegakure Village's Angel: Put away your unrealistic fantasies, or you'll die a terrible death.
Machete Girl: Wow, Konan-nee woke up? That's early today, it shouldn't be 7:30 over there yet, right?
Amegakure Village's Angel: It's just 7:00, but how did you even know what time it is over here?
Machete Girl: I figured it out, because you always say you wake up at 7:30 sharp. Using that to calculate the time difference between our two worlds, then I came to a conclusion.
Doujin Artist: Okay, that's enough! Please don't say anymore, my head hurts when you talk about math problems! You actually went to all that trouble to convert the time, you're something else!
Machete Girl: Hehe, just a hobby.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Is it really just a hobby, or do you want to know Anzen-san's specific schedule? Be honest.
Curly-haired Guy: I see, so our innocent Kotonoha-chan also has these kinds of thoughts.
Machete Girl: It, it really is just a hobby.
Curly-haired Guy: Then tell me, what's the time difference between our place and your place? If you can say that, I'll believe you, Gin-san will!
Doujin Artist: Hahahaha, Kotonoha-chan has fallen into a very real silence.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Okay, stop embarrassing Kotonoha-chan. You woke up so early today because you're taking Hana-chan to the Hollow World. Honey, you're coming back today, right?
This is an Actor: I was originally planning to wait for Lin Jiu's wedding celebration. But since you said that, I'll go back today.
Lin Fengjiao: Group leader, don't joke around! What wedding celebration? Why don't I know about it?
Doujin Artist: ? Of course it's you and that rabbit girl, don't you want to pay up?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: She even gave you a keepsake, and even planned to take a bullet for you! Aren't you moved at all?
Lin Fengjiao: That, those are two different things, right?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hey, buddy! Those aren't two different things! That's great love! Yes, it's very great! If a girl was willing to do that for me, I would even be happy to not go to the bar for five days!
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: ? Just not go to the bar for five days?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Wade, you really don't deserve to talk about love.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: No, no, no, you should pay attention to my wording! Five days without going to the bar, a whole five days! Do you know what five days without going to the bar means to me? Do you know how big of a sacrifice that is?
This is an Actor: Turning not being able to visit brothels into a sacrifice. You're pretty good at changing the subject.
Great Villain of Soul Society: I only feel disgusted.
Curly-haired Guy: Yeah! Super disgusting! A person like you, living in this world is just wasting air and land! Hurry up and kill yourself, you bastard!
Doujin Artist: You're saying that so righteously, who was it who just got caught visiting brothels?
Curly-haired Guy: Who was it? Gin-san has no idea!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: In the field of shamelessness, I, Saten Ruiko, would call you and Deadpool the strongest! But now is not the time to criticize you, we're still discussing Uncle Nine's important life event!
Machete Girl: Yes! Get married soon, get married soon!
Lin Fengjiao: This matter needs to be considered carefully. Everyone, please don't be like this, I can't take it.
Doujin Artist: Hahahaha, can't take it! Uncle Nine, you can't do that, you need to strengthen your thick skin. Look at these boys in our group, whose skin isn't as thick as a wall?
This is an Actor: Oh? So this girl's skin is thin?
Doujin Artist: Hmph! Whether my skin is thin or not, you haven't even touched it, how would you know!
This is an Actor: Even divine power couldn't break it.
Doujin Artist: ?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hahahaha, even divine power couldn't break it! I'm going to die laughing! How thick is that!
Doujin Artist: Shut up, you!
Curly-haired Guy: Eriri-chan, never forget the teacher's teachings. Let the people speak, the sky won't fall!
Doujin Artist: The teacher's words coming out of your mouth is just the greatest insult to the teacher! You, who is full of all kinds of poison, deserves to talk to me about the teacher? I spit on you!
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Damn it, I recently felt like what the teacher said is more and more right! The essence of imperialism is to exploit and oppress its own people and invade and violate other countries' territories, drawing nutrients and nourishment from them for itself. I feel something is really wrong, guys! Is the teacher really a great prophet?
This is an Actor: Not a prophecy, but seeing the future from the objective laws of things. Don't mythologize him, but try to understand him. Of course, I don't expect you all to fully understand now, take your time.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Speaking of which, Mr. Deadpool, weren't you planning to open our eyes? Are you really ready to attack the White House?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Oh, yes! I've been preparing to do this! It's almost done, almost finished!
Machete Girl: ? What do you want to do?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: It's a surprise, sweetheart! Since it's a surprise, then forgive me for not spoiling it! But trust me, you'll definitely like it, I promise!
Great Villain of Soul Society: I'm already in the Hollow World, Kisame, want to have a fake fight with me? [Picture]
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