Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Hey, guys! Anyone else think it's kinda green how these vampires are gone? They didn't even leave gross bodies, so cool!
Doujin Artist: Are you using "cool" right? Is that the word for this kind of stuff?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: These vampires weren't good, but still, that's life fading. Gotta show some respect for the dead.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: No, no, no, I'm being respectful, not calling them burnt ashes.
Machete Girl: Haha, burnt ashes. Good picture.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Right? These dummies are really just burnt ashes. But they gave me a laugh, so I gave them a cool filter.
Curly-haired Guy: So they should thank you, jerk?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Of course! If I could, I'd have that wavy-haired girl with the mole kiss me. Too bad she's ash now.
Doujin Artist: Wow, you notice a lot! I didn't see the vampires' faces, and you know about moles.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Heh, that's my natural skill! I never forget girls I like! Never!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Oh, so you were just born a pervert?
Amegakure Village's Angel: Deadpool is past just a pervert, he's on a whole new level. We can't even understand him. Normal people don't want Gintoki's butt.
Doujin Artist: Haha, right! Normal people can't do that, except Zura!
Wig Guy: Would you believe me if I said I was kidding?
Shark-Faced Guy: What do you think?
Curly-haired Guy: Damn it, you two creeps! My cute butt is just for me!
Machete Girl: I get it. Only you can use it to eat, right? No one else.
Doujin Artist: Haha, using it to eat is perfect! You really live up to the name Kotonoha!
Curly-haired Guy: Kotonoha, you've changed! You were so nice before, now you're a bandit!
Machete Girl: Like you said, people grow. Changing is part of growing.
Curly-haired Guy: Growing what? You're just messed up! Eriri and those girls ruined you!
Doujin Artist: Shut up, you old stick! You're the only one ruining people!
Soul Society's Bad Guy: Sorry to interrupt, but who is this Irene Anzen was talking about?
"Irene is the church's current saint." Jiang Chen didn't type, just spoke to the screen. "Also the church's real leader, head of the Divine Punishment Knights. Right?" He looked at the knights.
Shing.
The knight with the badge said nothing, just raised his sword at Jiang Chen. He didn't know how the guy knew the church's secrets, but he knew the guy couldn't live.
Gold light shone, like a rainbow stabbing at Jiang Chen.
Snap.
Jiang Chen didn't move, just grabbed. The holy light turned to dust. Then he pointed at the knight.
Bang.
The knight was hit by a huge hammer, sent flying. His good armor broke apart, turning into scraps.
"Wow, strong!" Ren Tingting watched, stunned.
Feng Manxiang also looked surprised. Unlike Ren Tingting, she knew about the Divine Punishment Knights.
Even decades ago, her leader feared these knights. Called them a disaster for demons.
But today, she saw something new. The strong knights couldn't stop one hit from this guy?
"This is nothing, you haven't seen Mr. Jiang Chen's real power." Lin Jiu was calm, unlike the girls.
He knew this group leader was a real god! As strong as the old gods.
"I wanted to talk, but you just hate me." Jiang Chen shook his head. "Barbarians are barbarians, even with Chinese demon blood. Can't change. So, whatever."
Boom.
Just then, thunder roared.
Black clouds rolled, and a red eye appeared. The eye filled the sky. Anyone who looked felt fear.
"What is that?" The other knight shook, scared.
"Don't worry, it's just a little toy." Jiang Chen smiled. "I call it the Eye of Heaven's Punishment. Fits you, right?"
"Who are you? Who are you?" The knight backed away, face scared. "What do you want?"
"I already answered that." Jiang Chen shrugged. "But since it's your last words, I'll say it again. I'm Jiang Chen, a zombie. I want to get rid of you things that shouldn't exist."
"You, you evil thing!" The knight yelled.
"Shh!"
Jiang Chen put a finger to his lips. "It's Heaven's Punishment. I'm heaven here."
Then, dark purple light shot from the eye. The light crossed the world. Everything was purple.
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