Queens, New York, August Building.
The rooftop access door was forced open. A strong wind rushed in, making whooshing sounds.
Across from the door, Deadpool, wearing a red and black suit, sat on the railing. The chin of his mask was rolled up, showing bumpy skin. His mouth moved slowly, chewing the burger he had just stuffed in.
That's right, he was just kidding about eating his own intestines.
Even he couldn't cook his own intestines, it was too gross, and he didn't know how to cook them anyway.
But it was true that he got shot a few times because he was looking at the group chat. It wasn't his fault he wasn't paying attention, the group chat was just too amazing!
Deadpool swore that he had never seen anything so amazing in all his years!
A group chat that could connect people from different worlds? That's such an awesome power, could that big beard guy Jehovah do that?
Wait, maybe Jehovah isn't a big beard guy, maybe he's bald?
Whatever, that doesn't matter! What's important is that Wade, everyone's favorite, got invited to such an amazing thing! It felt like being hit by Mrs. Maria's underwear!
In that case, it's understandable that he got distracted, right? And those guys who shot at him got what they deserved, right?
Thinking about the old man Hank's screams before he died, Deadpool suddenly felt a burst of happiness.
So what if he's the head of the Valilla gang, or a bad guy from Hell's Kitchen? When he meets Wade, he's going to get his butt kicked! Wade is the best, the strongest!
No one can boss Wade around, except... that darn group leader!
Damn it! Why do all the software platforms have a "mute" function? It's a violation of human rights!
Deadpool angrily opened the group chat and sent a message: Hi, dear group leader! It's noon now, remember to have a good lunch during this busy time!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac:?
Doujin Artist: What's with this weird kindness all of a sudden?
Curly-haired Guy: He's starting to suck up! This jerk knows how awesome our leader is and is trying to suck up! Shameless, it's a disgrace!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: When you say that, you're also insulting yourself, you know.
Machete Girl: Gin, you're a big suck-up yourself, how can you say that?
Curly-haired Guy: Suck-up? I never said I was a suck-up! My admiration for the leader is from the heart! It's a real, natural feeling!
Amegakure Village's Angel: If I didn't know who you were, I might actually believe you.
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: You have zero cool, Gin.
This is an Actor: It's not noon here, I just had dinner. [Picture]
Amegakure Village's Angel: Is that fast food? Honey, why are you eating that?
This is an Actor: Because I don't want to bother anyone.
Doujin Artist: Haha! Uchiha Madara's look, in a way, is a bother. You'd definitely get 100% attention on the street.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Oh, no! I don't agree! The group leader's look would only get 90% attention at most! The only way to get 100% is to wear nothing at all! Trust me, I've tried it!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ...
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: If it were anyone else, I might not believe it, but if it's you, I definitely believe you can do it!
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Thank you, sweetie! Sorry for being rude before, I thought you were just a pervert. If you want compensation, I can give you my eyes.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: No, thanks.
Saten Ruiko twitched, her face full of black lines. She could even imagine him reaching into his eyes and happily giving them to her, it was terrifying!
Doujin Artist: You're giving away your eyes, that's just like you! And can your eyes really grow back after you give them away?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Of course, it's just slower! If you dig out someone else's eyes and put them in your own sockets, it will be faster.
Machete Girl: No wonder you have the X healing factor, that recovery is amazing! You're basically immortal!
Shark-Faced Guy: And it's not even that expensive, only 2000 points.
Curly-haired Guy: Hmm, I wonder if buying it will make you a moron like him! I'm questioning that!
This is an Actor: If that's the case, why did you buy it with points?
Doujin Artist: What, Gin, you actually bought it? Damn it, you're fast!
Curly-haired Guy: I'm just testing it out for everyone, just testing! I definitely didn't think that buying this ability would mean I wouldn't have to worry about dying, definitely not!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: So, you're afraid of dying.
Curly-haired Guy: I said I wasn't, what's wrong with you, Mochou?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Gin, you don't have to hide it, everyone in this group knows you inside and out.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: No, I don't! I want to use my butt to test it out, I wonder if that curly-haired boy would be willing?
Curly-haired Guy: No way, damn it!
Wig Guy: Mr. Wade, I advise you not to have such fantasies! Gintoki has hemorrhoids!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ???
Doujin Artist: Hahahaha, hemorrhoids! If you have hemorrhoids, you really can't mess around, you'll bleed! Maybe try some suppositories?
Curly-haired Guy: You're the one with hemorrhoids, Wig, go die!
Lin Fengjiao: Your conversation is so deep, I don't understand it at all.
Shark-Faced Guy: It's good that you don't understand, remember this feeling of not understanding! When you understand it later, you'll miss the you you are now.
Amegakure Village's Angel: Kisame is feeling sentimental.
Wig Guy: Everyone grows little by little in the process of growing up. Giving up past innocence is also the price of growth.
Curly-haired Guy: You can shut up, Wig, come to Sixth Street! Time to work!
Wig Guy: Work? Did a customer ask for me by name? That's weird, I just put up flyers at the entrance of the "boy-girl place" at noon. How could it be so fast?
Curly-haired Guy: What are you talking about? The Harusame pirates are attacking! Wait, what the heck is a "boy-girl place?"
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