In a courthouse in mexico you can see an angry judge screaming angrily at a man in handcuffs and a prsion uniform with two policemen that have their hands gripping onto his shoulders to make sure that he doesn't try anything funny.
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*PAH* *PAH*
"HOW DO YOU PLEAD ARTHUR KING." Asked the judge loudly and angrily while slamming the gavel on the sound block madly.
I stared at the judge for a moment and said calmly "Silence you cuckold, you're just mad because I raped your wife and killed your son and daughter."
The judge was so mad that veins could be seen appearing on his forehead and loudly and madly like a woman on her period "YOUR SENTENCED TO DEATH, I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL YOU FIEND."
*PAH* *PAH*
"TAKE THIS FIEND AWAY." Said the judge while taking long deep breaths, not wanting to see my face anymore.
"Move It." Said a police officer, shoving me forward.
"I hope your delicious milf wife raises my child well you cuckold." I said calmly, but just loudly enough for the judge to hear me as my mouth formed a very wide lecherous grin as I left the courtroom.
*BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM*
The judge continuously banged his hand on the desk in rage and screamed madly with unconcealed anger "DAMN YOU."
"Silence you rapist." Said the poceliman that was gripping my right shoulder, shoving me forward even harder.
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TIMESKIP: A couple minutes later.
"Ugh...what happened." I said groggily while holding my head.
"I'M GLAD YOUR AWAKE ARTHUR KING." Said a powerful professional voice.
"Who..." I said pausing from seeing a giant being in front of me made out of light and sitting behind a giant desk.
"I AM KNOWN AS THE JUDGE YOUNG ARTHUR, I DECIDE IF YOU SHALL PASS ON TO HEAVEN OR HELL." Said the powerful being nonchalantly.
Suddenly I started feeling weak and looked down at my hands and saw that they were fading along with my soul like body and asked calmly confusedly "What's happening."
The judge seemed to notice my situation and snapped his finger, making my soul reform while saying nonchalantly "My apologies young arthur dose this volume of tone should suit you better."
"Wait…I'm lost." I said calmly, not understanding what happened.
"My voice was making your soul fade out of existence young Arthur." Said the judge nonchalantly.
"But I couldn't tell the difference so how was it loud." I asked calmly, still confused and not at all scared in the least from almost dying since I already died once.
"It's because your soul is a mortal soul and humans can't tell the difference between a gods loud voice, the frequency is different." Said the judge nonchalantly, being patient with my meager intelligence.
"So...." I said calmly, only to be interrupted.
"Let's proceed young arthur, I'm very busy." Said the judge nonchalantly while picking up a set of papers, obviously just having interrupted me.
I stood in place patiently while checking out the dimension made out of light and clouds that seemed endless.
The judge put down the papers in his hand while saying nonchalantly "Your name is arthur king, a thirty one year old a criminal and rapist, you where raped by your father and mother when you where ten years old and then abandoned and almost starved to death, then you fell into the criminal world to survive when you were 15 years old by being a drug packer and once you where admitted to a mental institution by the authority's you therefore escaped, etc...etc... is all this correct young arthur."
"That sounds about right." I said calmly while looking back up at the huge judge with my soul hands inside my soul pants pocket like a gangster.
"From how things look you have zero chance of passing onto heaven." Said the judge while nonchalantly stamping the a paper with a seal.
"So...where will I be going." I asked calmly.
"Hell, I would have tried to pull some strings for you to go to heaven since it wasn't your fault but your upbringing is what made you the way you are now but from the results on the paper your going to hell." Said the judge very straightforwardly.
I nodded calmly, already accepting my fate.
"Well here's your papers, hand this to the judge of hell and he will decide your fate henceforth from there." Said the judge nonchalantly snapping his fingers, making an envelope with my information Inside of it appear in my hands.
"Oh...Ok." I said calmly while holding the envelope.
"Bye now." Said the judge while clapping his hands, making the cloud under my feet disappear.
"WHAT THE FUCK." I said loudly as I fell and disappeared into the void.
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TIMESKIP: In Hell.
In hell you can see a humanoid soul falling from the sky and straight into a majestic castle.
(Arthur's POV)
*BOOOM*
"OW." I said with gritted teeth from the while rubbing my back.
"Welcome my dearest arthur." Said a sly giddy poisonous like voice.
I looked up at the handsome demonic looking man with his legs crossed on a throne reading the envelope that had my information inside of it.
"Wait, when did he get my envelope" I thought confusedly, but not really surprised anymore from the things I've seen so far and just decided to shut my nonexistent brain off.
"Hehehehe…you where booty raped by your father…gahahaha." Said the demonic being laughing with a japanese folding fan that appeared in his hand from from out of nowhere to cover his mouth.
Suddenly I smiled and asked calmly with a vein appearing on my forehead "Oh is that funny."
"Oh my how scary." Said the demonic being, being overly exaggerated with his hand delicately over his chest.
"My name is satan and I am the king of hell, now let's get down to business, so the paper states you've committed a lot of evil deeds, is this correct." Asked satan boredly with a yawn.
"Yes that is correct but wasn't I supposed to meet the judge of hell." I asked tiredly which should be Impossible as a soul.
"I would like to play a little game with you to decide what will happen to you." Said satan with a sly look on his face, completely ignoring my question.
"How does the game work." I asked calmly, yet curiously.
"Well it's quite simple actually, you would draw a card and the first stack will choose your fate and depending on what card you choose we will proceed from there." Said satan trying not to laugh in my face, from my father ass raping me.
I nodded and suddenly saw a desk with three cards face down on it that appearing from out of nowhere.
"Please do proceed." Said satan with a wine glass in his hand that wasn't there previously.
I glanced at the cards and then looked at satan who was staring holes into my head with a inhumane smile on his face as he leisurely enjoyed his wine.
I hesitated for a moment and casually chose the card in the middle and flipped it over and saw a symbol on it.
"What does this symbol mean." I asked calmly, yet confusedly.
"Oh you got reincarnation your quite lucky." Said satan with a fake surprised look on his face.
"But the real question Is will you be so lucky on the next one." Said satan while slouching side ways on his throne.
I ignored his jinxing while seeing the three cards face down on the table start shifting around, changing positions.
"Please do proceed my beloved…hehehe." Said satan in a alluring voice that made me gag on the inside.
I froze and asked calmly "What does this deck do to me."
"Hahahahaha, well that's a first, your the first one out of all the human souls who played this game to ask me that, well let me explain since you flipped the reincarnation card over your going to be reincarnated and this deck will choose who you will become." Said satan giddly explaining with glasses on, a pointer stick and a chalk board that appeared from out of nowhere.
"So dose that mean the next will choose the world I'll go to or a cheat." I asked calmly, a question all reincarnators should ask.
"Please proceed I don't have all day my beloved and no, whatever card you choose that's what world you will go to." Said satan in a milf voice.
I sighed and chose the card on the right and flipped it over and seen the name echidna on it.
"Hahahahaha…this is the best day I had in millions of years." Said satan laughing
"Why do I have to become this weak slut with only immortality and in the greek mythology verse at that" I thought, having a mental breakdown.
"Hehehehehe, how sad you have to become her." Said satan with a inhumane smile on his face.
"YOU DON'T SOUND SAD YOU ASSHOLE." I said screaming like a bitch.
"That's why you shouldn't gamble with the devil, by now." Said satan while snapping his finger with an even more inhumane smile on hig face.
"WAI..." I said, but blacked out.
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Author: HEHEHEHEHE
Arthur: FUCK YOU, WHY HER
Author: Wait why does your name sound like mine's
Arthur: Yes your right, WAIT DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT, WHY HER
AUTHOR: No real reason…HEHEHEHEHE
(Author: or is there)
Arthur: -_-
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THE END...