On a foggy day, lit up by luminescent frogs, hooman came home to her fiance Jared from subway cheating on her with Nancy the fat crab. she immediately ate Nancy and stabbed Jared from subway then gasped at what she had done she murmed to her self: I just ate a fat crab and Jared's fish tail how am I not ful yet?! there was a knock at the door she opened it and there was PALL BLART MALL COP!
"Hello there!" He exclaimed. I am hungry let me eat the rest of that fish and no one will know! he swam off on his mall cart in the sunset. She decided to sell the house on Zillow Houses. Then blasted the song I'm a banana and cried while dancing and eating her ex.
Tomorrow, she thought, she would move out to see her crazy aunt and hide there while the Zillow sales were pending. Her training from being a Russian spy would come in handy as she evaded the cops. She moved out with her crazy aunt PLOT TWIST HER CRAZY AUNT CRAIGBERT IS A GOAT 🐐!
CRAIGBERT answered the door loudly, and she wished she had answered it quietly so the police couldn't hear her. they had already been on her lizard tail, but hopefully I'm a Banana had thrown them off her tail. Lila and Vivian and hooman all ate the goat aka the crazy aunt. then the they released the frog named Vaughn from her basement