Chapter 231 Kakashi, the Giant Who Follows the Stalker
The names on the screen continued to flash, and soon two new names appeared again.
Gaara VS Rock Lee
Upon seeing the names, a glint flashed in Luo Sha's eyes, and at that moment, Maki beside him raised his hand.
"Um, I need to use the restroom." His expression was gentle, a slight contrast to his previously menacing face.
Kakashi squinted at him, seemingly lost in thought.
"Go." Luo Sha nodded without turning around.
Maki left and headed towards the first-floor restroom, and Kakashi followed him.
"Ah, I also feel a bit of an urge to pee, let's go together." Kakashi's lazy voice came from behind. Maki's body stiffened briefly before returning to normal, his gentle expression vanished, and he clicked his tongue as if in disgust.
Maki deliberately slowed down, wanting Kakashi to go first, but Kakashi just followed slowly behind Maki.
And so, Kakashi followed Maki to the toilet.
"Hey, Kakashi, can you stop staring at me like that? Konoha and Sunagakure are on equal footing this time." Ma Ji stood at the toilet door, his tone impatient.
"Well, I just happened to be going to the restroom with you on my way, I wasn't staring at you the whole time." Kakashi scratched his head, then casually took out his "Make-Out Paradise" amulet from his waist and waved it in front of Maki.
"You're not as good-looking as this one."
A look of utter speechlessness flashed across Maki's eyes, especially when he saw the author's name.
"hehe."
He went into the restroom, and Kakashi followed behind him.
"Ah, you need to poop?" Kakashi said when he saw Maki completely ignore the urinal and head straight for the VIP room.
"It's none of your business," Maki's impatient voice came from inside the private room.
"Well, I was just worried you wouldn't have any tissues, and it wouldn't be good to wipe with your hands." Kakashi's voice came from outside the door, while Maki inside looked extremely displeased.
Seriously, how come Kakashi has become so annoying after just a few years?!
Or perhaps he figured something out.
Orochimaru recalled his disguise from morning until now, and there was basically nothing that gave him away.
I've always been very good at managing my facial expressions, except when I can't help but lick my lips, but even when I do lick my lips, I always do it from a different angle.
Surely no one doesn't lick their lips, right?!
"I hope there aren't any surveillance devices in Konoha's toilets, and that no one is shameless enough to climb onto the ceiling to watch people use the toilet," Maki's voice rang out, accompanied by the sounds of running water and people using the toilet.
A flicker of doubt crossed Kakashi's eyes as he questioned his own thoughts. Could it be that Maki really just came to use the restroom?
Never mind, if he squats, I'll squat too.
Kakashi, holding the "Make-Out Paradise" book, squatted down in the toilet next to Maki.
About five or six minutes later, a sound like an explosion suddenly came from the side, followed by a very foul smell. Kakashi shuddered and quickly put away the Icha Icha Paradise to avoid being contaminated by the stench.
"Ah~" A comfortable sound came from the private room where Maki was. It was definitely Maki's voice, but...
Is it because Konoha's toilets are too high-class? Is that why Maki was able to poop so comfortably?
Otherwise, why would it feel like I've never experienced the pleasure of defecating?
Kakashi pinched his nose and moved away from Maki's private room.
After a while, the door to the private room was pushed open, and Maki, who smelled strongly of odor, came out of the toilet.
"Hey... cough cough, Kakashi, what are you still doing here?"
Kakashi gave Maki a disdainful look, said nothing more, and turned to leave.
Maki glanced back at his prepared defense, nodded with great satisfaction, and then followed Kakashi back to the stands.
A base located underground in Konoha.
Maki's figure emerged from the bottom of the base, then shed its skin like a snake, revealing Orochimaru's naked body.
Yes, it's still that woman's curvaceous body.
However, his expression was ashen, as if he had just finished a defense.
That Kakashi is really something else.
Even after I started pulling him up, he was still squatting there.
Orochimaru casually draped a white coat over his shoulders, styled his hair, and another head popped up beside him.
"Ahhh, I want to experience what it's like to defend my thesis too!" said White Zetsu No. 3.
Orochimaru rolled his eyes at the White Zetsu speechlessly. He had brought three White Zetsu with him to Konoha, numbered one, two, and three.
One of them was the one for which I had given an intestinal transplant.
He had just used the transplantation of his own to Number Two as a price to make Number Two look like Maki, thus achieving the operation of switching between fakes.
Hehe, the real show is about to begin, but with the First and Second Hokage in Konoha, the ending of the show is already set.
Then, let's offer a salute to this grand spectacle at the cost of Rasa, no, at the cost of Sunagakure and Otogakure.
Orochimaru's eyes flashed with amusement. Knowing that the outcome would be failure, he would not risk going crazy with Rasa.
It's almost time for the Sand Village's Jinchuriki to take the stage. Kabuto has already made arrangements. When Shukaku appears, both the Sand Village and the Sound Village will go together.
I wonder what kind of sparks will fly?
The return of the first generation has made the old man look much younger.
Orochimaru recalled the aura of former ninja heroes that Sarutobi and Rasa had when they locked eyes, and a look of nostalgia appeared in his eyes.
Since it's not a funeral, let me see how far you can go, old man.
Maki and Kakashi returned to the stands. Kakashi felt uneasy, as if something was wrong, but Maki's chakra remained unchanged.
He could only take this awkwardness as Maki's revenge for following him.
Back in the stands, Luo Sha waved to Maki, signaling him to come over and say something.
Is everything ready?
"A defense?"
Luo Sha's expression froze. He took a breath and looked at Maki's face again.
"Okay, okay, don't worry, I've already made the arrangements."
"Konoha will experience a terror akin to an abyss."
White Zetsu 2 licked his lips, though his tongue wasn't as long as Orochimaru's, but he mimicked Orochimaru's hoarse voice.
"That's good. Let's wait for Gaara's signal."
Hearing the familiar tone, Rasa breathed a sigh of relief. It was good that nothing went wrong. He was worried that Orochimaru would be found out by Kakashi while he was out.
It would be bad if Gaara got controlled first.
A fleeting, gleeful light crossed White Zetsu's eyes. This feeling of pretending to be someone else, pretending to be someone else—it was so exciting!
I've never tried this before.
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