Having good material is the key to controlling internet traffic.
And Robert Stone, clearly, had plenty of it.
His invention seemed useless at first glance, and upon closer inspection, it really was. After all, you couldn't imagine there were many people out there who lacked the finger strength for it but still insisted on getting into forehead-flicking contests with a Dwarf.
However, the desire for a good laugh is a universal need for any creature with even a modicum of intelligence.
The Dwarf Punisher wasn't a good product, but it was an absolutely fantastic video idea.
"We are in desperate need of talented people like you right now!" Zog repeated.
"Aha! I just knew you had a keen eye and could see the immense potential in my invention. That's why you're the boss—you're simply a cut above the rest."
While flattering Zog, Old Robert didn't forget to take a couple of jabs at his own daughter.
