" Nomu looking and muscles?" Shoto asked for confirmation having watched the news the previous night during dinner.
" It looks like he did not follow through with the attack" Aizawa turned to her seeing no school alarms ringing and finding no one of that particular discription in eye range .
" What happened. " He sat infront of her in one knee to reach her eye level, checking if she was genuinely hurt.
Seeing that, she slightly manipulated her blood to come out of her body with her quirk where she held her stomach clutching it like she was genuinely in pain.
" Sensei, I was like coming to school, then I was flying above the foresty area and suddenly I was hit with like massive tree somebody launched on me! Like literally! And I crashed into the ground after spinning like a frisbee!
And then suddenly there's this Nomu lookalike with muscly noodles body and he started attacking me out of nowhere grinning like a maniac saying die die like our firecracker but that dude is like SeRioUs serious and was grinning like a brain dead hyena!" She told pretending panic and exasperation.
" The hell did I do?" Bakugo muttered to himself unable to bear being compared to a villain.
" Physically speaking, he's a bloody monster! I tried to get to air and he was like ripping my wings off!!!! I kept running and running and then I finally got enough distance to fly away and I came closer to the city block and boom!
He threw another tree at me! And I came flying! Like Bam! I felt the impact even after using a blood shield! Like I felt the vibrations of that hit in my bones! And lungs too actually! Like my blood shield shattered cause I didn't fully make it cause that ugly muscle pig was so freaking fast!"Akira kept adding details seeing nobody was stopping her.
"Oh! He also had a dead eye by the way! And a lot of blindspots if he isn't moving like some freaking race car!" She complained, still making no move to get out of Kyoka's lap as she curled up on her and clutched her stomach.
As she looked at everyone in the room, she understood that she may have overdone the lie a little.
But the satisfaction of coming up with such an elaborate lie consoled her. She wanted to keep going but remembered that guardins, especially if they are heroes will be informed of everything.
And she would have to explain the overcooking of lies to Chikki. And hence she stopped there.
But she really wanted to keep going. Aizawa's expression turned grimmer every second as her lie unfolded.
" Why did you call him a chicken?" Shoto questioned suddenly to make sure she was actually talking about Muscular and not someone else.
For as far as he knew, Muscular had no physical similarities with chickens. But he did have a lost eye from whatever news he saw last night.
" He has enough flesh to run a poultry farm." Akira told offhandedly creating a reason on spot.
In reality, she shouted at Keigo and that was her go-to insult for him.
As she thought about that, another devasting hole in her plot hit her.
' Ah shiiiiiittttt. If they go and investigate and there's nothing looking like a battle, then that's biiiiiig problem. Meh. I'll just text Chikki. He'll manage. '
Akira thought as she secretly pulled out her phone and gave Keigo a location which was close to UA High but quite remote and has more forest like area, asking him to destroy it in half an hour with two or three uprooted and thrown trees. And maybe a few craters on the ground too.
* Chikki, destroy some area , or a lot of area in the foresty ground near the south of school. And uproot a few trees. And make craters. Like big boom craters. And send me the location where you're doing it. Make it look like I fought Muscular. You can do it! In thirty minutes ofcourse but you're amazing you know. * She finished the text under her leg without looking at the screen and hit send.
" Can you stand?" Aizawa asked seriously noticing how she did not move, coming to all the wrong conclusion.
In reality, Akira just found her spot too comfortable.
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